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Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! Stranger: boy/girl? You: oh hai Your conversational partner has disconnected. |
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A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! You: hi Stranger: hi! You: question Stranger: ? You: so when can I tap that? You: don't waste time, there's tappin' ta do! Your conversational partner has disconnected. |
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Stranger: hey babe
You: sup Stranger: asl You: 23/m/nu u You: ny Stranger: 17 female usa You: what do u look like Stranger: hot sexy latino u You: tall and mad jewish Stranger: cool You: lol You: u got any pics You: isnt it latina? for girls? You: your prob a dude Your conversational partner has disconnected. |
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You: yo Stranger: what's up ? You: the opposite of down Your conversational partner has disconnected. |
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Stranger: hi
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Stranger: hi
You: Hello Stranger: how old are you You: Old enough to know better but young enough not to do it You: Yourself ? You: When are you going to let me tap that ? Stranger: tap? You: Tap that Stranger: what do you mean? You: I'll ask the questions here You: Tap that ass Stranger: pervert Your conversational partner has disconnected. |
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Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! You: bump Stranger: what? You: you heard me! Your conversational partner has disconnected. |
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Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: horny lesbian looking for female to swap pics with. You: hi Stranger: hey hun You: hi Stranger: you send a pic? You: hi Your conversational partner has disconnected. AMAZING!!!LOL |
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: you kno I never forgave you koreans for attacking pearl harbor You: 34343i09-efdsajfkdsf-03fjsad Stranger: ... Stranger: you serious? You: thats korean Stranger: korea is my ass Your conversational partner has disconnected. |
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Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You: when you gonna let me tap that Stranger: when you grow a vagina Your conversational partner has disconnected. |
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lol guess people dont like free monies, this is a legit offer from me
You: hi Stranger: hi You: R U ready to play omegle guess my location your free chance to win 20 dollars, it will be shipped via paypal or a poker site You: U have 1 guess Stranger: haha You: and can ask You: 3 questions Stranger: how about we **** You: lonG AS THERE NOT TOO DIRECT You: 3 questions You: 1 guess You: u guess the country u get 20 You: u guess the city and country u get 40 You: lets go? Your conversational partner has disconnected. |
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Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: hi Stranger: Domme? You: R U ready to play omegle guess my location your free chance to win 20 dollars, it will be shipped via paypal or a poker site U have 1 guess and can ask 3 questions LONG AS THERE NOT TOO DIRECT 3 questions 1 guess u guess the country only u get 20 u guess the city and country u get 40 lets go? Stranger: K You: ok Stranger: Are there any important monuments where you live? You: Yes You: 2 questions Stranger: Is your country the fattest country in the would? You: No Stranger: World You: 1 question Stranger: Uhh You: 1 question 1 guess You: u can guess either city and country or country only You: 60 seconds Stranger: What is your countrys official language You: too direct You: 60 seconds You: new question allowed Stranger: Yay You: 45 seconds You: 35 seconds Stranger: Ugh Stranger: Just gonna guess You: u have You: 1 question and one guess You: 30 seconds Stranger: How is the pollution in your country? Lol You: Bad You: 20 seconds Stranger: Ok You: Guess either country or city and country You: 1 guess only You: 15 seconds Stranger: Uk Stranger: ... You: Incorrect Thanks for Playing Stranger: :( You: brought to you by fightright BB4l at 2+2 You: see ya failage I think my good english is throwing people off |
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picked up facebook info from a 16 year old girl from taiwan, just messing around obv.
now some 19 yr old dude wants to have camsex, even tho I said I was 14....... Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: 19 m usa cam? You: 14/f/usa Stranger: cam? You: web cam, yes. why? Stranger: camsex? You: but im 14 You: is that allowed? Stranger: do you have apic? Stranger: a pic? You: maybe Stranger: link? You: u first You: i want to see ur pic;) Stranger: afteer i see you Stranger: i asked first! You: ok...... http://img124.imageshack.us/i/ivxxay.jpg/ You: did it work? Stranger: just a sec Stranger: yeah Stranger: damn Stranger: more? You: no Stranger: lame Stranger: haha Stranger: still there? You: I have to go now Stranger: waht Stranger: what's your msn? You: Do not turn off your computer, this is very improtant. This is the ICPA and you have been found in violation of the attempting to solicit sexual bahaviour with a minor. You must not stay logged on. Your conversational partner has disconnected. Serves him right! |
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Stranger: heyy
You: hi Stranger: asl? You: 17/f/usa You: u? Stranger: 15 f finland You: oh nice, finally a girl to talk to You: its always guys Stranger: : DD Stranger: yahh Stranger: and always those horny 20 m guys You: so wanna have cyber sex or what? Your conversational partner has disconnected. |
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i couldnt stop laughing at this one
You: hola Stranger: hi You: que? Your conversational partner has disconnected. |
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: Hi Stranger: Hi! You: Hi Stranger: ahaha) You: Are you black? Stranger: no i'm red You: Good You: I'm blu. Stranger: why? You: You want to play bear? Stranger: how to play bear? You: You lay in the corner and I throw the meat to you. Stranger: what meaning of this game |
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funny stuff
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