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You: So when are you gonna let me tap that? Stranger: haha are you on moddedmustangs.com You: How did you know!? Stranger: my username is motomack rotfl You: When are you gonna let me tap that? Stranger: once i get on the site Stranger: only in your car You: hehe You: I like where this is going You: you bring the lube Stranger: whats your username? You: MissShelby69 Stranger: ill bring plenty of WD-40 You: oh baby Stranger: haha post this **** upp |
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You: Hello, My name is David from the Church of Scientology.
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Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! Stranger: hi You: hello You: whats your name? Stranger: fay You: how old are you and where ar eyou form You: Hey Fay Stranger: 25 from asia Stranger: you? You: 28 from Ireland You: my name is Barny You: *Barney Stranger: nice to meet you Barney Stranger: : ) You: Nice to meet you Fay Stranger: how are you today You: im good, the weather is not too nice here tho You: so that makes me sad You: We dont get too nice summers in ireland Stranger: rainny? You: its dull today but its rains all the time Stranger: dont be sad ,enjoy everyday: ) You: I try I try Stranger: well Stranger: how about your weekend? You: im going to the zoo in about an hour and then going to watch a match You: yours? Stranger: wow you like zoo? Stranger: cute You: not really, going with a friend little brother and he is young so its for him Stranger: oh, so kind of you Stranger: what match you want to watch You: i might enjoy it too sure You: its a small irish club match Stranger: sounds good You: http://www.rte.ie/ Stranger: dont you have a gf? You: yea, its her brother You: were going to the zoo with Stranger: well Stranger: nice family You: can you link me with a pic of your self to cheer me up before I go? You: That would be great You: I think asians are really pretty Stranger: ths Stranger: but how can i show you You: give me a link You: if you have a pic on line somewhere Stranger: http://www.douban.com/photos/album/16053315/ Stranger: can you see You: yea wow very pretty Stranger: thank you Stranger: : ) You: There may be some Fapping done IMO You: Fap Fap Fap Stranger: fap? Stranger: what is it mean? I didnt have the heart to tell her |
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! You: hey Stranger: hey Stranger: im looking for someone have you seen them? Stranger: .._,,-~―――~-,, ..,- ; ; ;_,,---,,_ ; ;-, .._,,,---,,_ ., ; ; ;,- , , , , , -, ; ;-,,,,---~~~--,,,_ ..,,-~ ; ; ; ;__;-, .| ; ; ;, , , , _,,-~ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ―~-,,_ ,,-~ , , , ;, ., ; ; -, ,-~ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;-, , , , , , ; | , ; ;, ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;-, , ,- ;,- .,- ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;- ;,,- .., ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;__ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; -, ,- ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;,-―: : -, ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; _ ; ; ; ; ;, .., ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;| : : : : : :| ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ,-―: ―-, ; ; ;, ., ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; -,_: : _,- ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; | : : : : : :| ; ; ; | , ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ―― ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;-,,_ : :,- ; ; ; ;| ..,- ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ,,-~ , , , , ,,,-~~-, , , , _ ; ; ;―― ; ; ; ; ;| .. ,- ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;, , , , , , , ,( : : : : , , , ,-, ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;| .,- ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;, , , , , , , , ,~---~ , , , , , , ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;, .,- ; _, ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ~-,,,,--~~―~-,,_ , ,_,- ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; , .,--~,- ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; | ; ; | . . . . . . ,; ,― ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ,_ ; -, ., ; ;,-, ; ;, ; ; ;, ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; , ; ;, . . . . ., ;, ; ; ; ;, ; ; ;,-, ; ;, ~-- ,-~ ,--~ , ,- , ,,- ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; , ; ; ~-,,,- ; , ; ; ; ; , ;,- ; , ,-, .,- ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; -,,_ ; ; ; _,- ; ; ; ; ; ;- ; ; ; ; ;-, ..,- ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;――― ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; , ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;-, ,- ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ,, ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; |, ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; -, .., ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;, ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;|..-,_ ; ; ; , ; ; ; ; ; , ., ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; | ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;, .,-~ ; ; ; ; ; , , ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;~-,,,,,--~~~-,, ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;, ..,-~ ; ; ; ; ; ; ,- | ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; , ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;, ,- ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;,- , ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ,- ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; , ., ; ; ; ; _,,- ., ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ,- ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;, .~~― ..-, ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;_,,- ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ,- ~-,,_ ; ; ; ; _,,,-~ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;,- ..| ; ; ;――― ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;,,- .., ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;,- | ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;| , ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ~-,,___ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;, ., ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;,- .-, ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; , .., - ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;,- .-, ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; , ., ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ,,- ., ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;, , ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;,- -, ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; | .., ; ; ; ; ; ; ;,,- , ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; | ..| ; ; ; ; ; ; ;, , ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;, ..| ; ; ; ; ; ; , ..,- ; ; ; ; ; ; ; , ..| ; ; ; ; ; ;, .,- ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ,- ..,_ , ; , ;, ., ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ,- ,,,―,,| .| ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; --,, .― ..-, ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;~,, -,, ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;~-,, ..-, ; ; ; ; ; ,,_ ; ;-,-, .., ; ; ; ; ; ; -,__,\\--\\. -, ; ; ;,,-~ \\ , ,|, | ~-_ , , ,,,_/-- You: looooooool You: yeah You: he was trying to hump my child You: yesterday Stranger: oh god....just as i suspected You: when i came in my little daughters room You: but he jumped out the window when i came in Stranger: oh noes....it was worst then i thought Stranger: what did he do with the pink haired girl? Stranger: have you seen her You: all he left was candy Stranger: :o Stranger: lmao You: candy with tranquilizers in them Stranger: we must put a stop to this Stranger: not only is he a bear but, he is also a pedophile You: lol You: ok, r u gonna post this on 2+2 or shall i do it? Stranger: you shall You: ;-P Stranger: haha You: cu bro Stranger: ok peace Your conversational partner has disconnected. |
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Your address is currently logged and we will be reporting you to the police. You: We have reason to believe you are grooming minors in an attempt to solicit indecent pictures of them. The FBI have been alerted and should contact you within 24 hours. If you fail to receive this call then a warrant for your arrest will be immediately posted nationwide. Thank you. You: The Federal Bureau of Investigation has logged a record of this chat along with the IP addresses of the participants due to potential violations of U.S. law. Reference no. 2334453436. Your IP address has been entered into our suspect database and may be sent to Child Protective Services. Please wait while memory ref. code 90637895 is entered into the database. Your conversational partner has disconnected. |
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Stranger: Hello
You: Hello Stranger: u boy and horny? You: Maybe Stranger: Cool You: What do you mean by boy ? Stranger: Human with a **** You: Ya I fit that You: If **** you mean my pet rooster Stranger: You like pets? You: Ya his name is Captain One Eye Stranger: Great You: You are also a guy right Stranger: what do you mean by guy? You: You lack titties ? Stranger: yes, i dont fit them Stranger: :p You: I lost my friend have you seen him ? Stranger: i did not understand... you like pets...? which way? You: .._,,-~―――~-,, ..,- ; ; ;_,,---,,_ ; ;-, .._,,,---,,_ ., ; ; ;,- , , , , , -, ; ;-,,,,---~~~--,,,_ ..,,-~ ; ; ; ;__;-, .| ; ; ;, , , , _,,-~ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ―~-,,_ ,,-~ , , , ;, ., ; ; -, ,-~ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;-, , , , , , ; | , ; ;, ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;-, , ,- ;,- .,- ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;- ;,,- .., ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;__ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; -, ,- ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;,-―: : -, ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; _ ; ; ; ; ;, .., ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;| : : : : : :| ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ,-―: ―-, ; ; ;, ., ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; -,_: : _,- ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; | : : : : : :| ; ; ; | , ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ―― ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;-,,_ : :,- ; ; ; ;| ..,- ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ,,-~ , , , , ,,,-~~-, , , , _ ; ; ;―― ; ; ; ; ;| .. ,- ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;, , , , , , , ,( : : : : ) , , , ,-, ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;| .,- ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;, , , , , , , , ,~---~ , , , , , , ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;, .,- ; _, ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ~-,,,,--~~―~-,,_ , ,_,- ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; , .,--~,- ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; | ; ; | . . . . . . ,; ,― ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ,_ ; -, ., ; ;,-, ; ;, ; ; ;, ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; , ; ;, . . . . ., ;, ; ; ; ;, ; ; ;,-, ; ;, ~-- ,-~ ,--~ , ,- , ,,- ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; , ; ; ~-,,,- ; , ; ; ; ; , ;,- ; , ,-, .,- ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; -,,_ ; ; ; _,- ; ; ; ; ; ;- ; ; ; ; ;-, ..,- ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;――― ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; , ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;-, ,- ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ,, ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; |, ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; -, .., ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;, ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;|..-,_ ; ; ; , ; ; ; ; ; , ., ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; | ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;, .,-~ ; ; ; ; ; , , ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;~-,,,,,--~~~-,, ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;, ..,-~ ; ; ; ; ; ; ,- | ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; , ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;, ,- ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;,- , ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ,- ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; , ., ; ; ; ; _,,- ., ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ,- ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;, .~~― ..-, ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;_,,- ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ,- ~-,,_ ; ; ; ; _,,,-~ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;,- ..| ; ; ;――― ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;,,- .., ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;,- | ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;| , ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ~-,,___ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;, ., ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;,- .-, ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; , .., - ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;,- .-, ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; , ., ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ,,- ., ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;, , ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;,- -, ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; | .., ; ; ; ; ; ; ;,,- , ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; | ..| ; ; ; ; ; ; ;, , ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;, ..| ; ; ; ; ; ; , ..,- ; ; ; ; ; ; ; , ..| ; ; ; ; ; ;, .,- ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ,- ..,_ , ; , ;, ., ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ,- ,,,―,,| .| ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; --,, .― ..-, ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;~,, -,, ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;~-,, ..-, ; ; ; ; ; ,,_ ; ;-,-, .., ; ; ; ; ; ; -,__,\\--\\. -, ; ; ;,,-~ \\ , ,|, | ~-_ , , ,,,_/-- Stranger: no sorry, but if you want to tzalk to mine, go typing, they look ^^ You: You want to have sex with your horse is that right ? Stranger: dont have anyone, but if so ... y not You: You want him inside you right ? Stranger: you would have liked? Stranger: sorry, i g2g You: This is Phil from Omegle customer support, we have had recent complaint of abuse of this website by your IP address. Your address is currently logged and we will be reporting you to the police. Stranger: cya! You: We have reason to believe you are grooming minors in an attempt to solicit indecent pictures of them. The FBI have been alerted and should contact you within 24 hours. If you fail to receive this call then a warrant for your arrest will be immediately posted nationwide. Thank you. You: The Federal Bureau of Investigation has logged a record of this chat along with the IP addresses of the participants due to potential violations of U.S. law. Reference no. 2334453436. Your IP address has been entered into our suspect database and may be sent to Child Protective Services. Please wait while memory ref. code 90637895 is entered into the database. Stranger: omg!!! Stranger: lol, dont trust! Stranger: bye! You: That's right Your conversational partner has disconnected. |
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I got some guy and felt like I was hitting on him by talking to him so I got weirded out and left.
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Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! Stranger: so a man walks in to a bar, right? You: yeah he does You: thats dirty Stranger: well he's an alcoholic and it's destroying his family You: Oh yeah that is HOT! Stranger: i'm a laugh Stranger: i operate on 99.3 Mhz Stranger: AM You: ohhhh baby Stranger: you can't even catch anything on AM Stranger: except near russia You: damn thats sexy Stranger: you sound horny You: I got something you can catch right here Stranger: fish? |
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Re: Omegle: Talk to strangers!
Stranger: hi
You: I cast magic missile You: level 5 Stranger: wtf? You: and take off my wizard robe and hat Stranger: congratulations You: I pull out my wand Your conversational partner has disconnected. |
Re: Omegle: Talk to strangers!
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! You: hi Stranger: hi Stranger: I want sex You: my name is Brian and i have a dolphin named Sandy Stranger: My name is anal, my penis called Tesia Stranger: i am transex You: transex does that mean u like to **** trains? Stranger: I cut my penis, but men and women come You: well my dolphins does tricks and sh** Stranger: I called a lizard that I call you cheap flying pesquisar You: Have you ever seen the movie "Big" with Tom Hanks? Stranger: I saw the porno film, Rebels Stranger: * waiting You: I think the fortune-telling machine was really Tom Hanks conscience preparing him for the rigors of life in corporate america. Stranger: vocκ ι do brasil? You: are there hamburgers in brasil? Stranger: mcdonalds is the best You: why is it called a hamburger when its made of beef? Stranger: por favor nι! piadas americanas sγo mais sem graηas que meus tpcs :* Your conversational partner has disconnected. |
Re: Omegle: Talk to strangers!
Stranger: hi, im herb, im 47, and im unemployed, what about you?
You: I'm 49 and an employer You: you are in luck herb! You: what do you do? Stranger: i make pornos You: ok ok You: well You: I happen to have a position open for you, it may or may not be a sure thing You: do you have any experience with migits? You have disconnected. |
Re: Omegle: Talk to strangers!
An oxford maths degree doesn't teach you how to spot a level:
Stranger: Hello You: david read You: is that you Stranger: Yes You: cool You: lets cyber? Stranger: It's not really You: oh You: disappointing You: why would you lie Stranger: Really? You: that's a bad way to start a relationship Stranger: Why would you look for 1 specific person out of 3,000 people? Stranger: On a random basis? You: worth a shot Stranger: Hardly You: like the lottery You: what You: it's 50/50 Stranger: Better than the lottery You: either you find him or you dont Stranger: It's not 50-50 You: yes it is You: either a) You: you find him Stranger: It's not You: or b) You: you dont You: so there are two option You: s Stranger: There are more than 3 people here You: yes i know Stranger: It's 1/2949 every time You: but there are two outcomes You: so the chance of one outcome You: is 50% Stranger: With one outcome having odds of 1/2949. You: hey look I do maths You: I don't expect you to understand You: a common perso Stranger: You don't understand probablility You: n You: what You: yes I do Stranger: You heard. You: its the number of outcomes/ total outcomes You: so 1/2 You: so 50% You: 0.5 Stranger: If you understood probability, you wouldn't come on this looking for someone in particular You: if you want to get technical Stranger: No. You: why wouldn't I Stranger: It's simple. You: it happens half the time You: thats like flipping a coin You: and it coming heads You: easy Stranger: The odds of you finding David Read on Omegle are currently 1/2935 You: what You: no You: you're just a pessimist Stranger: How many people have you met that haven't been David Read so far? You: sometimes i have a feeling You: only 1 You: so Stranger: Not true You: its almost guaranteed You: that id get it this time You: because its 50/50 Stranger: It's not guaranteed You: yes it is Stranger: You are thick as pig**** You: because it happens 1 in 2 You: what You: thats not nice You: dude Stranger: Dozy bastard. You: woah You: listen You: dont discriminate You: based on philosophical opinion You: man You: i dont criticise your views You: i accept them Stranger: Tell you what, let's log off and if you're right, we'll bump into each other very soon. Our special word is, "Plinth", say that to everyone - I'll respond with "I love minis", okay? You: no You: i just want to chat You: dont want to get all serious Stranger: It's not philosphical opinion, it's quantitative analysis - and your view is cataclysmically incorrect Stranger: Okay, let's chatter! You: wow You: cataclysmically You: you throw so many big words in, i dont understand You: i think my view is sound though You: im a poker player so i know abit about probability Stranger: I'm a deeply sexy maths graduate from Oxford, and your view is nonsense You: lol oxford You: oxford are **** at mats You: maths Stranger: New College are excellent You: cambridge >>>> oxford Stranger: Thank you very much. You: couldnt you handle the step papers Stranger: I wipe my exceptionally pert buttocks on Cambridge You: oh ok You: well done You: you have accomplished much Stranger: And you can only be at a sixth form college in Grimsby Stranger: I have. You: grimsby? You: is that your guess Stranger: Well done for noticing Stranger: No, it's an insult, silly billy. You: well it is 50/50 i am at grimsby You: so Stranger: You cretin You: unlucky Stranger: How can you be this thick? You: so what you study at oxford You: how can i? You: how can you Stranger: Maths, you ignoramus You: how can you be such a maths nazi You: oh You: durrrr Stranger: Because we're talking about basic, fundamental uses of maths. You: sorry You: ok You: fundamental You: gotcha Stranger: Which you don't get. You: i do Stranger: Poker player You: listen You: we may have different opinions You: on it You: just let it be Stranger: If you were to draw any card form a pack of 52, are you saying that the odds of getting the 4 of spades are 50/50 every time you do it? You: what You: no of course not You: because there are 52 cards You: 52 outcomes Stranger: Now apply that to getting David Read out of a pack of 3031 users You: that is silly Stranger: Yes, that's right You: your number keeps changing Stranger: It's exactly the same You: is it You: im confused Stranger: Look at the top righ tof your screen at "USers Online" Stranger: Of course it's the same You: i dont know if youre serious or not You: or trying to pull a prank on me Stranger: It's odds of 1 out of however may alternatives there are You: i study maths You: and this isnt what ive been taught Stranger: You need to study a bit harder You: its 50/50 that i do You: i may be right You: dunno You: its 50/50 Stranger: That's up to you Stranger: Coins are 50-50 because there are only two alternatives You: sometimes i can feel the 4 of spades coming on the river tho You: and i win You: because i needed it You: for my straight flush booyah Stranger: You win what? Stranger: The moron cup? You: no You: wow You: harsh You: i win the pot Stranger: How old are you? You: 20 You: why Stranger: You seem really really young You: do you joe randall You: he goes to oxford Stranger: Which college is he at? You: dunno You: thought you might know him Stranger: The name doesn't ring a bell You: i mean Stranger: Yeah, it's 50/50 that every other person in Oxford is Joe randall, obviously You: no Stranger: Nb - Sarcasm You: its 50/50 that you know him You: nb? You: nice bet? You: i didnt make a bet Stranger: I give up, you are proof that stupidity is its own reward. You: yeah You: ok Your conversational partner has disconnected. |
Re: Omegle: Talk to strangers!
You: Hey, my name is Mayo and I am a moderator on a poker forum
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Re: Omegle: Talk to strangers!
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! You: asl? Stranger: 16 Stranger: f Stranger: englanf Your conversational partner has disconnected. |
Re: Omegle: Talk to strangers!
You: bingblangblaow
You: checkraise is in the house You: i just won 50 dollars from you You: you could have used it to buy some food You: but now you cant You: cause imma cash it out You: and rub it on my T1tties Stranger: girl? |
Re: Omegle: Talk to strangers!
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! You: hi Stranger: brazil, male Stranger: u? You: usa You: male Stranger: are you with swine flu? You: yup You: and SARS Stranger: bye Stranger: ashole |
Re: Omegle: Talk to strangers!
Stranger: ola
You: hola You: como estas puta You: JAJA Stranger: estou bem, com a tua mae... e tu? You: i dont speak tha espanol Stranger: this is not espanol bitch You: www.goatze.cz Stranger: your mother is hot You: ahhh are u porky cheese |
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