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g0tcuddly 08-08-2009 11:50 PM

Re: Omegle: Talk to strangers!
 
Ran into another BBV4Ler

You: So when are you gonna let me tap that?
Stranger: haha are you on moddedmustangs.com
You: How did you know!?
Stranger: my username is motomack rotfl
You: When are you gonna let me tap that?
Stranger: once i get on the site
Stranger: only in your car
You: hehe
You: I like where this is going
You: you bring the lube
Stranger: whats your username?
You: MissShelby69
Stranger: ill bring plenty of WD-40
You: oh baby
Stranger: haha post this **** upp

schundler 08-08-2009 11:57 PM

Re: Omegle: Talk to strangers!
 
You: hi
Stranger: hi
Stranger: where r u from
You: new jersey, you?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

g0tcuddly 08-09-2009 12:27 AM

Re: Omegle: Talk to strangers!
 
You: Hello, My name is David from the Church of Scientology.
Stranger: haii
You: Have you considered joining the Church of Scientology?
Stranger: well its a good thing god loves you, but im afraid ill let him judge you not me

nyrvana 08-09-2009 02:12 AM

Re: Omegle: Talk to strangers!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by g0tcuddly (Post 12374287)
You: Hi
Stranger: Hello!
You: So you will never believe what just happened
Stranger: Okay?
You: The last person I talked to told me he had a 5 inch penis
You: Whats up with that?
Stranger: Ooooh, 4chan much?
You: No Im not asian
Stranger: Haha, what?
You: Im not a chan
Stranger: Aha, okei~
You: Are you a 4chan?
Stranger: Yes, I am.
You: Is the 4 silent?
You: Man chinesse is weird
Stranger: What ARE you talking about?

lol funny

KhakiPants 08-09-2009 04:39 AM

Re: Omegle: Talk to strangers!
 
Stranger: heyy
You: wat it do
Stranger: nm hbu
You: just finished some lines of snow and got kicked out of two strip clubs

then stranger dc'd

wat?

KhakiPants 08-09-2009 04:45 AM

Re: Omegle: Talk to strangers!
 
You: holla
Stranger: hi
You: wat it do
Stranger: sorry,I have no idea what u mean
You: where are you from?
Stranger: Chian
Stranger: China
Stranger: sorry
You: ahhhh
You: it means, what did you do today
You: .....
Stranger: er,I've done nothing
You: yeah
You: get out, do some things
Stranger: it's raining outside
You: nice
Stranger: because of the typhoon
You: i did some snow and got kicked out of two strip clubs tonight
Stranger: what?
You: lol
You: snow
You: blow
You: cocaine
You: strip clubs
You: women taking their clothes off
You: showing tits and vagina
Stranger: so u r enjoy it?
You: yeah
You: you brain explodes and you see naked women
You: but srsly
You: type mor
You: this is boring

KhakiPants 08-09-2009 05:26 AM

Re: Omegle: Talk to strangers!
 
Stranger: I am Daffydo.
You: wtf is that supposed to mean?
Stranger: Cause theres a whole biology lecture here that i dont know what that is.
You: wtf
Stranger: Yea wtf man.
You: thats strange
Stranger: You're talking strange.
You: haha
Stranger: Haha, oh /b.
You: hypocrite
You: no
You: bbv4l
Stranger: Caraio, aleluia um brasileiro.
Stranger: I can ride a bike with no handlebars.
You: no handlebars?
Stranger: Me 2 :l.
Stranger: I can ride a bike with no handlebars.
You: i can run a country with no microphone
Stranger: Where country are you a horny female lookin for a woman for cam to cam.
You: do you like tranny porn?
Stranger: You you you.
You: ?
Stranger: Vin!?vin!?vin!?vin!?vin!?vin!?vin!?vin!?vin!?vin!? vin!?vin!?vin!?vin!?vin!?vin!?vin!?vin!?vin!?vin!? vin!?vin!?vin!?vin!?vin!?vin!?vin!?vin!?vin!?vin!? vin!?vin!?vin!?vin!?vin!?vin!?vin!?
You: wtf does that mean
Stranger: So what does it mean.
You: wtf
You: do you like it in the ass?
Stranger: Wtf does that mean.
Stranger: Like you are i don't know what's up with you.
You: in the butt
You: where aer you from?
Stranger: But maybe i should've hid her body in the class raises their hand except one little girl.

The teacher looks at the girl with penis?
Stranger: You you you?
You: wat
Stranger: Tell me wat?

bingobars 08-09-2009 06:51 AM

Re: Omegle: Talk to strangers!
 
http://www.douban.com/photos/photo/269306749/

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: hi
You: hello
You: whats your name?
Stranger: fay
You: how old are you and where ar eyou form
You: Hey Fay
Stranger: 25 from asia
Stranger: you?
You: 28 from Ireland
You: my name is Barny
You: *Barney
Stranger: nice to meet you Barney
Stranger: : )
You: Nice to meet you Fay
Stranger: how are you today
You: im good, the weather is not too nice here tho
You: so that makes me sad
You: We dont get too nice summers in ireland
Stranger: rainny?
You: its dull today but its rains all the time
Stranger: dont be sad ,enjoy everyday: )
You: I try I try
Stranger: well
Stranger: how about your weekend?
You: im going to the zoo in about an hour and then going to watch a match
You: yours?
Stranger: wow you like zoo?
Stranger: cute
You: not really, going with a friend little brother and he is young so its for him
Stranger: oh, so kind of you
Stranger: what match you want to watch
You: i might enjoy it too sure
You: its a small irish club match
Stranger: sounds good
You: http://www.rte.ie/
Stranger: dont you have a gf?
You: yea, its her brother
You: were going to the zoo with
Stranger: well
Stranger: nice family
You: can you link me with a pic of your self to cheer me up before I go?
You: That would be great
You: I think asians are really pretty
Stranger: ths
Stranger: but how can i show you
You: give me a link
You: if you have a pic on line somewhere
Stranger: http://www.douban.com/photos/album/16053315/
Stranger: can you see
You: yea wow very pretty
Stranger: thank you
Stranger: : )
You: There may be some Fapping done IMO
You: Fap Fap Fap
Stranger: fap?
Stranger: what is it mean?

I didnt have the heart to tell her

Pr0digy 08-10-2009 12:25 AM

Re: Omegle: Talk to strangers!
 
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: hey
Stranger: hey
Stranger: im looking for someone have you seen them?
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You: looooooool
You: yeah
You: he was trying to hump my child
You: yesterday
Stranger: oh god....just as i suspected
You: when i came in my little daughters room
You: but he jumped out the window when i came in
Stranger: oh noes....it was worst then i thought
Stranger: what did he do with the pink haired girl?
Stranger: have you seen her
You: all he left was candy
Stranger: :o
Stranger: lmao
You: candy with tranquilizers in them
Stranger: we must put a stop to this
Stranger: not only is he a bear but, he is also a pedophile
You: lol
You: ok, r u gonna post this on 2+2 or shall i do it?
Stranger: you shall
You: ;-P
Stranger: haha
You: cu bro
Stranger: ok peace
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Golfing_Stud 08-10-2009 04:09 PM

Re: Omegle: Talk to strangers!
 
Stranger: Hey
You: Hey
Stranger: is boy or girl ?
You: What do you want me to be
Stranger: f
You: It's your lucky day
Stranger: be?
Stranger: have messenger?
You: I do would you like to cyber I'm 15 f cali
Stranger: what?
You: You know cyber sex
You: Talk about sex
You: You want to ?
Stranger: I very
You: What will you do to me ?
Stranger: we talk by msn
You: Give me a preview first
Stranger: eriick.brandao@h*****.com added
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Stranger: eriick.brandao@h*****.com added
You: This is Chris from Omegle customer support, we have had recent complaint of abuse of this website by your IP address. Your address is currently logged and we will be reporting you to the police.
You: We have reason to believe you are grooming minors in an attempt to solicit indecent pictures of them. The FBI have been alerted and should contact you within 24 hours. If you fail to receive this call then a warrant for your arrest will be immediately posted nationwide. Thank you.
You: The Federal Bureau of Investigation has logged a record of this chat along with the IP addresses of the participants due to potential violations of U.S. law. Reference no. 2334453436. Your IP address has been entered into our suspect database and may be sent to Child Protective Services. Please wait while memory ref. code 90637895 is entered into the database.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Golfing_Stud 08-10-2009 04:16 PM

Re: Omegle: Talk to strangers!
 
Stranger: Hello
You: Hello
Stranger: u boy and horny?
You: Maybe
Stranger: Cool
You: What do you mean by boy ?
Stranger: Human with a ****
You: Ya I fit that
You: If **** you mean my pet rooster
Stranger: You like pets?
You: Ya his name is Captain One Eye
Stranger: Great
You: You are also a guy right
Stranger: what do you mean by guy?
You: You lack titties ?
Stranger: yes, i dont fit them
Stranger: :p
You: I lost my friend have you seen him ?
Stranger: i did not understand... you like pets...? which way?
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Stranger: no sorry, but if you want to tzalk to mine, go typing, they look ^^
You: You want to have sex with your horse is that right ?
Stranger: dont have anyone, but if so ... y not
You: You want him inside you right ?
Stranger: you would have liked?
Stranger: sorry, i g2g
You: This is Phil from Omegle customer support, we have had recent complaint of abuse of this website by your IP address. Your address is currently logged and we will be reporting you to the police.
Stranger: cya!
You: We have reason to believe you are grooming minors in an attempt to solicit indecent pictures of them. The FBI have been alerted and should contact you within 24 hours. If you fail to receive this call then a warrant for your arrest will be immediately posted nationwide. Thank you.
You: The Federal Bureau of Investigation has logged a record of this chat along with the IP addresses of the participants due to potential violations of U.S. law. Reference no. 2334453436. Your IP address has been entered into our suspect database and may be sent to Child Protective Services. Please wait while memory ref. code 90637895 is entered into the database.
Stranger: omg!!!
Stranger: lol, dont trust!
Stranger: bye!
You: That's right
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

ceegee 08-10-2009 04:29 PM

Re: Omegle: Talk to strangers!
 
I got some guy and felt like I was hitting on him by talking to him so I got weirded out and left.

Stranger: HEY
You: YOYO
You: what's up
Stranger: nothing watching a friend play COD4
You: not as good as halo 3 imo
Stranger: whatever I like both
You: good point
You: K BYE
Stranger: turd

ceegee 08-10-2009 04:29 PM

Re: Omegle: Talk to strangers!
 
Stranger: hi
Stranger: asl;
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ceegee 08-10-2009 04:31 PM

Re: Omegle: Talk to strangers!
 
Stranger: hey
You: what it do
Stranger: wat?
You: WAT
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

TheCanoe 08-10-2009 04:31 PM

Re: Omegle: Talk to strangers!
 
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: so a man walks in to a bar, right?
You: yeah he does
You: thats dirty
Stranger: well he's an alcoholic and it's destroying his family
You: Oh yeah that is HOT!
Stranger: i'm a laugh
Stranger: i operate on 99.3 Mhz
Stranger: AM
You: ohhhh baby
Stranger: you can't even catch anything on AM
Stranger: except near russia
You: damn thats sexy
Stranger: you sound horny
You: I got something you can catch right here
Stranger: fish?

ceegee 08-10-2009 04:34 PM

Re: Omegle: Talk to strangers!
 
dude i just hooked up

Stranger: CADE O CHINELO ? [A]
You: HOLA
You: COMO ESTAS
You: ???
Stranger: DE ONDE Ι ?
You: OUI
Stranger: RONALDO
You: FOOTBALL?
Stranger: YUPS
You: SWEET
You: FOOTBALL IS FOR WOMEN
Stranger: NOT ONLY :D
Stranger: MEN AND WOMEN,
Stranger: NOW, I HAVE TO GO, KISSES :)

ceegee 08-10-2009 04:35 PM

Re: Omegle: Talk to strangers!
 
Stranger: hi
You: I cast magic missile
You: level 5
Stranger: wtf?
You: and take off my wizard robe and hat
Stranger: congratulations
You: I pull out my wand
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

itiswell 08-10-2009 04:36 PM

Re: Omegle: Talk to strangers!
 
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!


You: hi

Stranger: hi

Stranger: I want sex

You: my name is Brian and i have a dolphin named Sandy

Stranger: My name is anal, my penis called Tesia

Stranger: i am transex

You: transex does that mean u like to **** trains?

Stranger: I cut my penis, but men and women come

You: well my dolphins does tricks and sh**

Stranger: I called a lizard that I call you cheap flying
pesquisar

You: Have you ever seen the movie "Big" with Tom Hanks?

Stranger: I saw the porno film, Rebels

Stranger: * waiting

You: I think the fortune-telling machine was really Tom Hanks conscience preparing him for the rigors of life in corporate america.

Stranger: vocκ ι do brasil?

You: are there hamburgers in brasil?

Stranger: mcdonalds is the best

You: why is it called a hamburger when its made of beef?

Stranger: por favor nι! piadas americanas sγo mais sem graηas que meus tpcs :*

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ceegee 08-10-2009 04:38 PM

Re: Omegle: Talk to strangers!
 
Stranger: hi, im herb, im 47, and im unemployed, what about you?
You: I'm 49 and an employer
You: you are in luck herb!
You: what do you do?
Stranger: i make pornos
You: ok ok
You: well
You: I happen to have a position open for you, it may or may not be a sure thing
You: do you have any experience with migits?
You have disconnected.

Stryd0r 08-10-2009 04:41 PM

Re: Omegle: Talk to strangers!
 
An oxford maths degree doesn't teach you how to spot a level:

Stranger: Hello
You: david read
You: is that you
Stranger: Yes
You: cool
You: lets cyber?
Stranger: It's not really
You: oh
You: disappointing
You: why would you lie
Stranger: Really?
You: that's a bad way to start a relationship
Stranger: Why would you look for 1 specific person out of 3,000 people?
Stranger: On a random basis?
You: worth a shot
Stranger: Hardly
You: like the lottery
You: what
You: it's 50/50
Stranger: Better than the lottery
You: either you find him or you dont
Stranger: It's not 50-50
You: yes it is
You: either a)
You: you find him
Stranger: It's not
You: or b)
You: you dont
You: so there are two option
You: s
Stranger: There are more than 3 people here
You: yes i know
Stranger: It's 1/2949 every time
You: but there are two outcomes
You: so the chance of one outcome
You: is 50%
Stranger: With one outcome having odds of 1/2949.
You: hey look I do maths
You: I don't expect you to understand
You: a common perso
Stranger: You don't understand probablility
You: n
You: what
You: yes I do
Stranger: You heard.
You: its the number of outcomes/ total outcomes
You: so 1/2
You: so 50%
You: 0.5
Stranger: If you understood probability, you wouldn't come on this looking for someone in particular
You: if you want to get technical
Stranger: No.
You: why wouldn't I
Stranger: It's simple.
You: it happens half the time
You: thats like flipping a coin
You: and it coming heads
You: easy
Stranger: The odds of you finding David Read on Omegle are currently 1/2935
You: what
You: no
You: you're just a pessimist
Stranger: How many people have you met that haven't been David Read so far?
You: sometimes i have a feeling
You: only 1
You: so
Stranger: Not true
You: its almost guaranteed
You: that id get it this time
You: because its 50/50
Stranger: It's not guaranteed
You: yes it is
Stranger: You are thick as pig****
You: because it happens 1 in 2
You: what
You: thats not nice
You: dude
Stranger: Dozy bastard.
You: woah
You: listen
You: dont discriminate
You: based on philosophical opinion
You: man
You: i dont criticise your views
You: i accept them
Stranger: Tell you what, let's log off and if you're right, we'll bump into each other very soon. Our special word is, "Plinth", say that to everyone - I'll respond with "I love minis", okay?
You: no
You: i just want to chat
You: dont want to get all serious
Stranger: It's not philosphical opinion, it's quantitative analysis - and your view is cataclysmically incorrect
Stranger: Okay, let's chatter!
You: wow
You: cataclysmically
You: you throw so many big words in, i dont understand
You: i think my view is sound though
You: im a poker player so i know abit about probability
Stranger: I'm a deeply sexy maths graduate from Oxford, and your view is nonsense
You: lol oxford
You: oxford are **** at mats
You: maths
Stranger: New College are excellent
You: cambridge >>>> oxford
Stranger: Thank you very much.
You: couldnt you handle the step papers
Stranger: I wipe my exceptionally pert buttocks on Cambridge
You: oh ok
You: well done
You: you have accomplished much
Stranger: And you can only be at a sixth form college in Grimsby
Stranger: I have.
You: grimsby?
You: is that your guess
Stranger: Well done for noticing
Stranger: No, it's an insult, silly billy.
You: well it is 50/50 i am at grimsby
You: so
Stranger: You cretin
You: unlucky
Stranger: How can you be this thick?
You: so what you study at oxford
You: how can i?
You: how can you
Stranger: Maths, you ignoramus
You: how can you be such a maths nazi
You: oh
You: durrrr
Stranger: Because we're talking about basic, fundamental uses of maths.
You: sorry
You: ok
You: fundamental
You: gotcha
Stranger: Which you don't get.
You: i do
Stranger: Poker player
You: listen
You: we may have different opinions
You: on it
You: just let it be
Stranger: If you were to draw any card form a pack of 52, are you saying that the odds of getting the 4 of spades are 50/50 every time you do it?
You: what
You: no of course not
You: because there are 52 cards
You: 52 outcomes
Stranger: Now apply that to getting David Read out of a pack of 3031 users
You: that is silly
Stranger: Yes, that's right
You: your number keeps changing
Stranger: It's exactly the same
You: is it
You: im confused
Stranger: Look at the top righ tof your screen at "USers Online"
Stranger: Of course it's the same
You: i dont know if youre serious or not
You: or trying to pull a prank on me
Stranger: It's odds of 1 out of however may alternatives there are
You: i study maths
You: and this isnt what ive been taught
Stranger: You need to study a bit harder
You: its 50/50 that i do
You: i may be right
You: dunno
You: its 50/50
Stranger: That's up to you
Stranger: Coins are 50-50 because there are only two alternatives
You: sometimes i can feel the 4 of spades coming on the river tho
You: and i win
You: because i needed it
You: for my straight flush booyah
Stranger: You win what?
Stranger: The moron cup?
You: no
You: wow
You: harsh
You: i win the pot
Stranger: How old are you?
You: 20
You: why
Stranger: You seem really really young
You: do you joe randall
You: he goes to oxford
Stranger: Which college is he at?
You: dunno
You: thought you might know him
Stranger: The name doesn't ring a bell
You: i mean
Stranger: Yeah, it's 50/50 that every other person in Oxford is Joe randall, obviously
You: no
Stranger: Nb - Sarcasm
You: its 50/50 that you know him
You: nb?
You: nice bet?
You: i didnt make a bet
Stranger: I give up, you are proof that stupidity is its own reward.
You: yeah
You: ok
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

ceegee 08-10-2009 04:43 PM

Re: Omegle: Talk to strangers!
 
You: Hey, my name is Mayo and I am a moderator on a poker forum
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Wrane 08-10-2009 06:23 PM

Re: Omegle: Talk to strangers!
 
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: asl?
Stranger: 16
Stranger: f
Stranger: englanf
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Sydney_Says 08-10-2009 06:35 PM

Re: Omegle: Talk to strangers!
 
You: bingblangblaow
You: checkraise is in the house
You: i just won 50 dollars from you
You: you could have used it to buy some food
You: but now you cant
You: cause imma cash it out
You: and rub it on my T1tties
Stranger: girl?

jdubs015 08-10-2009 08:42 PM

Re: Omegle: Talk to strangers!
 
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: hi
Stranger: brazil, male
Stranger: u?
You: usa
You: male
Stranger: are you with swine flu?
You: yup
You: and SARS
Stranger: bye
Stranger: ashole

ImmortalTechnique 08-10-2009 08:56 PM

Re: Omegle: Talk to strangers!
 
Stranger: ola
You: hola
You: como estas puta
You: JAJA
Stranger: estou bem, com a tua mae... e tu?
You: i dont speak tha espanol
Stranger: this is not espanol bitch
You: www.goatze.cz
Stranger: your mother is hot
You: ahhh are u porky cheese


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