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Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! Stranger: Hello You: hi girl Stranger: Hi boy You: i put on my robe and wizard hat You: i charge you like a rhino Stranger: haha Stranger: Ok this sounds good Stranger: Why a robe and wizard hat? You: i take a dump on your chest and rub my hot **** all over your face Stranger: and i swear this has happend to be before Stranger: ew You: http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&s...q=f&oq=&aqi=g1 Stranger: okayyy You: (rather famous) Stranger: I just had chilly nuts and they burnt my mouth You: my nuts would burn it worse You: i've got genital warts, you wanna see a pic Stranger: Don't think so Stranger: No thanks You: http://www.healthhype.com/wp-content...al-warts-1.JPG You: you should look You: you are going to be sucking on them Stranger: I don't think so darling You: as i tbag you Stranger: No thanks dear You: i'm tbagging you right now Stranger: I don't need to accept that from strangers You: shoving my nuts all over your face Stranger: nor want to You: unf unf unf Stranger: The why can't i feel it? You: suck those smelly balls Stranger: hahaha You: because you are paralyzed You: for my rhino charge Stranger: this is hillarious Stranger: definatly going on tsr You: what is a tsr You: i Stranger: For me to know and you to find out You: ll tbag it too Stranger: That could be dificult You: the studenr oom? You: **** those ugys You: i'll tbag all of em You: each and every one Stranger: haha You: my balls will bleed before i'm done Stranger: Ok darling Stranger: ew Stranger: that's a step too far You: my bloody balls You: all over your face You: slowly dripping my life force Stranger: gawd You: down your throat You: followed up You: by a huge load You: of cum You: making me so hot baby Stranger: Where are you from wizard? You: i dunno why would you believe me Stranger: Well im from england if you wanted to know You: who gives a **** about england You: go sod off you toothless bastard You: jesus christ brush those things one time Stranger: Ok dear Stranger: I have had them whitened recently actually You: i swear you english blokes are the most boring people since munchkins Stranger: I had to have a root canal because i fainted and broke my two front teeth Stranger: In a girl Stranger: im You: did you leave them inside her You: like whenever she gets ****ed behind your flat for 10 quid You: is the guy banging into you rteeth You: slowly ripping his dick apart Stranger: What the hell are you on about dear? You: Stranger: I had to have a root canal because i fainted and broke my two front teeth Stranger: In a girl Stranger: Slightly deranged are we You: you said you broke them in a girl Stranger: haha Stranger: I meant im a girl You: not my fault You: you aren't a girl Stranger: you said i was a bloke You: no one on the internet is a girl Stranger: I am indeed Stranger: Well they are You: girls don't say indeed You: plus a girl would have been grossed out and disconnect a long time ago Stranger: They do! it's like a common phrase in england Stranger: Or she would play along with it and get a decent conversation out of the immature fool You: no that is again something a guy would do You: you have a fake picture ready you guys for these? You: i've got like 10 when i play the girl Your conversational partner has disconnected. #2 Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! You: hi are you a real person or a robot You: cuz the last one was a robot Stranger: I AM A ROBOT You: adn now i'm all weirded out Stranger: 0110111101 You: UFKACAJDF You: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Stranger: 00000110101011110010 You: ADFJADJSFAJKLSDFASDFADSFJASDFJAF god damnit i can't get away form the damn robots Stranger: Don't turn around. Stranger: He does not like to be seen. Stranger is typing... <he went afk for like 10 minutes> You: i pour water on you You: you short out You: i laugh and dance around you as you sit there and spark intermitently You: i pull down my dress and pee on you just to rub it in You: hello robot? You: i guess i won You: I DEFEATED THE ROBOT FORCES You: I ALONE You: I ALONE COULD DO IT You: AND NOW You: I AM CHAMPION You: OF THE REAL PEOPLE You: ROBOT ROBOT WHERE YOU GO Stranger: wut You: oh baby robot you still there You: i think i love you You: can we have the cyborg babies Your conversational partner has disconnected. |
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You: are you a robot?
Stranger: not anymore You: the last guy was a robot and i'm a little creepedout Stranger: iwas but im not now You: o ok good You: were you a male robot or a female robot Stranger: male You: damn cuz i'd totally go balls deep in a female robot Stranger: ok... You: you wanna be a female robot for me anyway You: i slowly massage your shiny metal ass Stranger: go **** your mum shes a women robot You: i oil you up but good Your conversational partner has disconnected. |
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Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! Stranger: hey You: hi Stranger: how r u? You: good u Stranger: fine ty You: cool Stranger: from? You: canada You: u? Stranger: Macedonia Stranger: m or f You: f You: where is macedonia You: is it a kind of nut? Stranger: south-east europe, north of greece You: o that is macadamia You: oh ok You: do you eat cats there? Stranger: no, koreans do that Stranger: :) You: we eat cats here in canada too Stranger: we're in europe You: europe kinda sucks tho right Stranger: I think it's good You: i think it sucks Stranger: ok You: i think u suck too You: i think u suck deez nuts Your conversational partner has disconnected. ........... Stranger: hi You: sup Stranger: where are you from? You: korea Your conversational partner has disconnected. |
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You: hello
Stranger: knock knock You: who's there Stranger: disco You: disco who? Stranger: disconnected |
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! You: hey Stranger: hi im joe =) You: asl? Stranger: whats your name? You: cajunaimee You: how old are you? Stranger: your a girl? Stranger: im almost 20 You: yes Stranger: do you like the jonas brothers? You: i think they have the ghey imo Stranger: the what? You: the ghey Stranger: i dont understand what your trying to say You: they caught the G-H-E-Y Stranger: whats that? You: are u 4_2it, joe? Stranger: are you saying their homossexual? You: :) Your conversational partner has disconnected. |
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! Stranger: hi i am paris hilton You: inside?? Stranger: and sit my near george lucas You: he is kinda fat You: and you are a whore Your conversational partner has disconnected. |
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! You: hi Stranger: Hi Stranger: Were are you from? You: do u like to fap to red teletubby? You: im from oklahoma You: u? You: i like to fap to po Stranger: I'm from denmark a littel country You: do u know dangeraw? You: u guise spell the same imo Your conversational partner has disconnected. |
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! You: Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! Stranger: hi You: hi Stranger: hi Stranger: hi You: hi You: race me You: hi You: hi You: hi You: hi You: hi You: hi You: hi You: hi Your conversational partner has disconnected. |
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You: knock, knock Stranger: come in You: fail You have disconnected. Attempt #2: Stranger: hi You: knock, knock Stranger: come in You: is everyone at this site ******ed? You have disconnected. Attempt #3: Stranger: hi You: knock, knock Stranger: peek a boo You: WTF is wrong with you people You have disconnected. Attempt #4: You: knock, knock Stranger: who's there? You: Go f*ck yourself You have disconnected. |
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A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: hello You: baby don't leave me Your conversational partner has disconnected. You: touch it Stranger: loolking for a horny girl do you? You: MY DICK MOTHER****ER Your conversational partner has disconnected. |
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Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! You: Hello. Stranger: Hello You: Hey. I hope this doesnt throw you off, but Im a prison inmate. You: We use this site as a penpal service. You: I hope you dont run away, but I have to legally tell you. You: So um, how are you? Stranger: im fine Stranger: no prob Stranger: dude You: Yes? Stranger: so why your in prison You: Well.. I really dont want to talk about it. Stranger: ok You: It was a serious mistake I made 23 years ago Stranger: as you like Stranger: everyone make mistakes You: Just remember. Dont do drugs You: It really screws your life up You: Take it from me. I know Stranger: i never used drugs Stranger: nor alcohol You: Im proud of you Stranger: :) You: I hope you tell all your friends to stay clean You: You dont want to end up in here. You: Its awful. Stranger: yeah You: My cellmate is kinda cool though You: Better then the last one Stranger: it must be too bad in prison You: Last guy was a mean sonofa You: Yea there are alot of sick people in here You: just mean spirited You: some are ok. like me. made mistakes You: My cellmate now has a real cute ass. You: Dont get to see women anymore... You: Can you imagine living 23 years without a woman... You: Does terrible things to you. You: Stay off the drugs man Stranger: :( Stranger: i will stay away You: Guards coming. They are going to lock me up again You: Im gonna get out You: I gotta get out You: I hate this place!!! |
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Stranger: hey
You: hi there Stranger: how r ya? You: pretty good You: watching the yankees/red sox game You: bored Stranger: ooh nice ;p well not the bored part you get me You: true You: whatre u doin this saturday evening Stranger: listening to music haha its already sunday night for me You: wow You: aussie? Stranger: dutchy :p You: ah You: so its only like 230 You: no You: 120 You: 130 You: LOL Stranger: XD Stranger: its 12 30 here You: right Stranger: am that is You: early Stranger: yupz You: ya You: i decided to be nice this convo You: sometimes i like to **** with people You: but they usually jsut leave Stranger: Lol haha so do i Stranger: I usually lay along Stranger: its much more fun You: i put on my robe and wizard hat You: i begin to sing a hymm You: lalala Stranger: ladidaaaa Stranger: i just spoke to someone who pretended to be an agent Stranger: total fun You: an agent of what You: like the amtrix? You: matrix You: ya sometimes u get the same people You: some guy pretends to be technical support Stranger: haha Stranger: no mine was a freak agent Stranger: wantred me to join You: wat You: join what You: you 1 hand typing? You: :) Stranger: haha Stranger: sorry my lapotp is slooow Stranger: laptop Stranger: join the agency Stranger: of freaks he told me he lost his hand and has a frost bitten ass You: LOL You: hahaha Stranger: XD You: wow You: i am yet to talk to that guy Stranger: hehe You: so what do u do for fun You: outside the house You: i mean Stranger: hmm hanging out with friends, i like drawing outside too Stranger: and secretly i like shopping shhh ;p You: ya You: i like shopping too You: shoes and jewelry You: im a guy tho You: lol Stranger: haha me too Stranger: XD You: haha You: secretly You: wtf is there to be ashamed about Stranger: Lol but im gay so yeah ;p but no one knows so its still secret You: so shopping is gonna give it away You: look he bought new sun glasses he must like buttsecks You: no Stranger: XD yush Stranger: but im not flaming luckily You: ya im sure theres varying levels You: lol Stranger: i just want to be seen as a nice guy not "that gay guy" why is everyone gay all of a sudden? haha sorry had to add this: Stranger: ive forgot to ask your age and name though XD You: 24, names bobby Stranger: ah cool You: yourself? Stranger: 14, anthony You: wow 14 You: was no expecting that Stranger: haha yeah haha ;p You: 14 really Stranger: yupz You: how much gay **** could u possibly have done Stranger: X3 Lol a loooooooooooooooot wat wat wat |
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! Stranger: Hi You: hi Stranger: Gi Joe = v. good Stranger: you should go see it when you get a chance You: im looking to recruit people to come and work at a farm You: and to participate in a new direction for humanity Your conversational partner has disconnected. |
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Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! You: HI Stranger: I need a boy who wants sex on net You: i need a willing worker for a new project You: its on a farm Stranger: sorry i cant help you You: with singing and participation Stranger: can you help me? You: pics Stranger: http://yfrog.com/b5z1k47rt2j Stranger: look You: i can show u pics of me Stranger: send me your pics You: http://www.nastyinternetvirusn****of...neuropeans.com You: or u could try www.keyloggersmalwareandothernasty****.co.uk Stranger: i cant open this site You: sorry You: www.wrapyerheadinclingfilmandsingstupidsongs.com Your conversational partner has disconnected |
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! You: YOU HAVE WON!!!! You: YOU HARV WON VERY MUCH DOWWARS! Your conversational partner has disconnected. |
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! Stranger: hi You: HI You: SORRY IM SHOUTING JUST NOW You: ITS VERY NOISRY WHERE I AM You: im going outside You: stay there Stranger: ok You: HELLO!?!? Stranger: hello You: SORRY THIS LINE IS TERRIBLE I LL HAVE TO CALL YOU BACK. |
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Stranger: hey
You: hi Stranger: how's it goin? You: hi Stranger: where are you from? You: hi Your conversational partner has disconnected. mother****er doesnt evan reply like wtf |
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You: hi
Stranger: Hey You: hi Stranger: Hello You: hi Stranger: I've already talked to you once today You: hi Your conversational partner has disconnected. haaa i love this. |
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Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! Stranger: hello You: cheezebergers? Stranger: haha i'm a vegetarian, so no thank you. You: pics of mom or gtfo Your conversational partner has disconnected. |
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Stranger: Hey
You: The last person I talked to told me he had a dick You: whats up with that? You: Hi Stranger: Lmao Stranger: U dont? You: Nope Stranger: Zomg why? You: I can double check if youd like Stranger: Cheeze grater accident? Stranger: Sure check it You: Here goes You: Nope You: Nothing You: Is this bad? Stranger: A clit? Stranger: Check for that You: Whats that? Stranger: A little pointy Stranger: Ifu Stranger: If u dont have adick Stranger: U should have that You: Oh I guess You: I dont exactly search for stuff down there You: I like my chest more Stranger: U need to You: Its bigger then all my friends Stranger: :O why? You: Idk You: God loves me more? Stranger: Omg r u a tranny ? You: Whats that? Stranger: Lmao Stranger: Ur a blonde You: Howd you guess? You: I have blue eyes too Stranger: Just know it dumb**** :D You: =O Stranger: Sorry for the **** there You: I bet you were Stranger: Just plain dumb :) You: So do you have a clit or are you a tranny? Stranger: Nope none of that Stranger: Where r u from! You: But.. doesnt a tranny have a penis? You: You dont have a penis or clit =[[[ Stranger: Depends Stranger: Yes Trannys have boobs You: like mine? You: I bet mine are better Stranger: But those are fake and ugly You: I see Stranger: How do u know u have better ones? You: Cause my friends always touch them in gym class You: and say they wish theirs were like mine You: Susie has no boobs at all lol Stranger: So u ever had sex then? As u have nothing there? You: Nope You: Im catholic You: No sex until marriage Stranger: Oh i have a friend called susie:) You: Does she have boobs? Stranger: But how u will if u dont have anything at all You: I dont know You: maybe god will do something Stranger: Ok ok medium look juicy You: juicy? You: Why would you call them that?! Stranger: Yes when u suck them theyre juicy? Stranger: So i assumed You: Have you ever sucked on some? Stranger: Duh the perfect ones You: Hmm Stranger: I think even better then urs:) You: Ill ask Jenny to suck on hers You: I doubt it! You: I cant suck my own You: or can i.. hold on Stranger: Nope they were the perfect couple Stranger: Even she can;) You: I cant suck on mine Stranger: If u can doesnt means u have the best ones You: I can only lick them with my tongue You: hold on i put my shirt back on Stranger: Yes Stranger: Skirt? Stranger: Ur boobs are down? You: No jeans You: I had to take one out to see if i could suck on it Stranger: Lmao yeh right You: So did! Stranger: Ok... Stranger: How old and dumb r u? You: Im not dumb =[ You: You are mean Stranger: Fine Stranger: How old then? You: How old are you smartass? Stranger: No one would call u dumb if u stop acting like one Stranger: Nope i asked u first You: Im not dumb! You: Grr im 15 You: well how old are you You: forget? Stranger: Grrr why do u act so d*mb You: Im not! You: Im not dumb Stranger: Im 19 You: you are a jerk Stranger: No wai You: Yea... You: Thats probably why you are a tranny and have no boobs You: or w/e you are into Stranger: Fine if u prove me something and ur the normal person:) You: 19 x 19 = 361 Stranger: Lmao i have an avg penis and normal guy boobs which im happy with:) You: Haha you have a 5 inch penis Stranger: Nope Stranger: I think more You: Its not =/ Stranger: My gf cant deep throat on it so its big You: Sorry =[ You: Maybe you should... like press her head down Stranger: Did she cant lol You: Shes probably faking Stranger: Stop watching porn You: I dont watch porn Stranger: I dont like forcing her You: The why does she touch you? Stranger: Omg ur dumb seriously You: You have a small penis =[ Stranger: Im just worried hope u dont get raped You: I wont You: My dad would kill them Stranger: Think u will u have rape boobs plus ur dumb = rape materi You: rape boobs? Stranger: Material* You: How do you rape boobs? Stranger: I meant by the size i described You: I bet you know all about boobs Stranger: They are rape size rapist like them You: I thought rapists like 13 year old girls Stranger: Duh i do You: Im 2 years older then that! You: So no rape Stranger: Nope from 13-16 You: =[[ Stranger: So ur one of them You: I dont want to get raped You: What should I do? Stranger: Then get smart and starting ****ing and sucking You: Eww You: No you You: I bet you like to suck You: I dont do that stuff Stranger: Even ive never had sex and yes same as u after marrisge You: Good You: or god will smite you Stranger: Youll like it all u need is good guy to respect u You: Nope You: Thats gay You: like you You: Stop being so gay Stranger: Lmao ur a lesbo :O You: No Stranger: Yes You: Im a catholic Stranger: So what You: Thats disgusting Stranger: Feeling cant be equal to religion You: Id go to hell You: Are you sure you arent gay? You: you know a lot about it Stranger: Im not:) You: I dont believe you Stranger: Ive sucks boobs and pussy so im very far from being gay You: Pics or gtfo Stranger: Lmao what a douchebag u r You: whats that? Stranger: Just hold let me check if i bruce force and fetch ur ip You: oh noes! Stranger: Ha douchebag u it is You: Can you get my cellphone number too Stranger: Passwords too :) You: I doubt it, you have too small a penis to get my number Stranger: Ur fugly and dumb i wont call u You: Your mom You: but Id call her Stranger: L You: She can make me a sandwich Stranger: Lol guy u r lol You: No Stranger: It ws good talking to u You: and it wasnt Stranger: Laters |
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You: Hi
Stranger: Hello! You: So you will never believe what just happened Stranger: Okay? You: The last person I talked to told me he had a 5 inch penis You: Whats up with that? Stranger: Ooooh, 4chan much? You: No Im not asian Stranger: Haha, what? You: Im not a chan Stranger: Aha, okei~ You: Are you a 4chan? Stranger: Yes, I am. You: Is the 4 silent? You: Man chinesse is weird Stranger: What ARE you talking about? |
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Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! You: What's up, this is Nick from trig class. Stranger: oh hey! You: Need any help with math? You: Or anything else? Stranger: nope, thanks You: I do what I can. Stranger: im good for the moment You: So, what's up? You: How was your day? You: Please respond. Stranger: not a lot, just writing some music Stranger: my day was good Stranger: you? You: Is your internet lagging? Stranger: no You: I can help you fix that. Stranger: i just type slow You: Oh, sorry. Stranger: i have one hand, can you fix that? You: Oh. You: Hey, well btw I passed my driving test today and I'm going to get a car this weekend. You: In case you ever need a ride somewhere. Stranger: Oh, cool! Stranger: what car? You: Oh. You: 1988 Ford Tempo Stranger: nice, not a ford person my self, but nice You: oh You: what kind of car person are you You: please respond Stranger: audi Stranger: and bmw You: is your internet lagging? Stranger: old ones liek Stranger: nope, one hand Stranger: i'm slow at typing You: oh, sorry Stranger: what's your fetish? You: well, I gotta go. my mom's calling me You: Well I'll see you 7th period tomorrow! Stranger: im 50 You: ok bye then |
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