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2incher 04-02-2009 09:38 PM

Re: Omegle: Talk to strangers!
 
i live in ohio

Farfinator 04-02-2009 11:35 PM

Re: Omegle: Talk to strangers!
 
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Freeze!
You: Un-freeze.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

iBeatMyKids 04-02-2009 11:49 PM

Re: Omegle: Talk to strangers!
 
Stranger: Hi
You: Oh **** i pooped my self
Stranger: oh no
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

iBeatMyKids 04-02-2009 11:51 PM

Re: Omegle: Talk to strangers!
 
You: Cant touch this
You: denanananana
You: Cant touch this
You: dananananananana
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Omar Comin 04-02-2009 11:59 PM

Re: Omegle: Talk to strangers!
 
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hii
You: hiii
You: i put 3 i's
Stranger: you from?
You: so i win
Stranger: cool
You: now you have to be my slave
You: now
You: go
You: roam the lands
You: find me squirrels
You: i want squirrel sandwiches
You: with mayo

Omar Comin 04-03-2009 12:00 AM

Re: Omegle: Talk to strangers!
 
Stranger: hello
You: i will rape your first born
Stranger: hi this is chris hansen
You: chris hansen
You: i will rape your first born

Omar Comin 04-03-2009 12:05 AM

Re: Omegle: Talk to strangers!
 
Stranger: hello
You: I will rape your first born.
Stranger: anyone here?
Stranger: and ill rape your second
Stranger: lol
You: Well, i'll play monopoly with your third
Stranger: youre a ******
You: your first became a ****** after i raped him
You: he liked it
You: in the bum bum
Stranger: are you brazilian
Stranger: ?
You: I'm rapingyourbornilian
Stranger: youre a son of a bitch
Stranger: im raping your dog, ******
Stranger: lol
You: I raped your dog's fist born too.
Stranger: youre a ******
Stranger: a tranny is gonna cum in your ass
Stranger: ***
You: i'll rape the tranny's first born too
Stranger: no
Stranger: you wont.
You: no u
Stranger: you have no dick
Stranger: youre a gay
You: I rape everyone with you first born's penis
You: ok
Stranger: where the hell are you from?
You: that was weird
You: i'm done now
You: so what's up
Stranger: **** you
You: i'm srs man
You: lets talk
Stranger: ok
You: whats up with you?
Stranger: we are gonna talk about your homossexuality
Stranger: im fine
Stranger: name?
You: Francis
Stranger: mine cliff
You: Hi cliff!
Stranger: Hi Francis
You: I will rape your first born.

Farfinator 04-03-2009 12:07 AM

Re: Omegle: Talk to strangers!
 
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: I'm designer
Stranger: wow
Stranger: thath was fast
Stranger: xD
You: What was?
Stranger: u know... the secret research about the otter killers of siberia?
You: Otters are a national security threat
Stranger: i see
You: Have you ever seen an otter?
You: cracking clams and whatnot
You: Crafty little ****s
Stranger: killer otters is a very very misterious beast
You: Are you even cogent?
You: "Misterious"?
You: Seriosuly?
You: Seriously*
Stranger: yep
You: Take five and get your **** together
Stranger: space monsters... im sure
You: What?
You: Are you high?
You: Take control of that rapidly dwindling brain-power
Stranger: otters and chtulhu
Stranger: same kind
You: Both will rape your ass if you don't start making sense
Stranger: whats your name?
Stranger: my name is Bond, James Bond
You: Original and refreshing
You: I am the brahman
You: Suckle on my knowledge teats
Stranger: u know what?
Stranger: i love boobs
You: Well, that's a one-way street
You: Because they think you are dumb as ****
Stranger: you have a point... but...
Stranger: i really like the big ones
Stranger: i mean
Stranger: boobs
You: the bigger they are the harder they fall
You: Off when you use the machete
You: to reap and collect
Stranger: its exactly what i aways says
You: 315 varieties in all, can you take the challenge?
Stranger: hell yeah
You: get on it
Stranger: ill need a lightsaber
Stranger: and a fried chicken
You: No, you have teeth
Stranger: wheres the bartender?
You: get out there and do the lord's work
Stranger: YEAH... I can use my **** !!
You: Those snuff films aren't making themselves
Stranger: u make no sense at all dude
You: I am sense
You: ..ing your erection
Stranger: 30% of the birmanian rabbits can eat toasters
You: And?
You: I can do that
You: nothing special
Stranger: pretty cool
You: I hear that a lot
Stranger: toasters... very complex
You: It's funny, when we first started talking all I could think about was skull-****ing you insane
Stranger: its part of the universe knowledge
You: Skull-****ing?
Stranger: man... im trying to get a normal talk to you but you are freak out of your mind
Stranger: your insane
You: You will be, too
You: I'll skull-**** you to my level
Stranger: i wish
Stranger: mind****
Stranger: when you see it you will **** bricks
You: I'm not sure your brain will be working well enough to coordinate that
You: Because of all the furious pounding
Stranger: you know
Stranger: your right
You: Nothing new
Stranger: ill cut my hair and get a job
You: Whatever
You: Your skull can't hide
Stranger: thanks man... that conversation makes a lot of sense on my life
Stranger: now i got to go
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Dyenimator 04-03-2009 01:38 AM

Re: Omegle: Talk to strangers!
 
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi stranger
You: hi you
Stranger: are you from?
You: where are you from?
You: learn how to ****ing type
You: kids these days
You: i swear!
Stranger: lol
Stranger: you look like a boring teacher
You: back in my day kids could spell
You: you can see me
You: ?
Stranger: yeah
You: how?
Stranger: i'm the Matrix
Stranger: i can see everywhere
Stranger: everyone
Stranger: in every place
You: i'm wackin it

doublehawk 04-03-2009 03:01 AM

Re: Omegle: Talk to strangers!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Omar Comin (Post 9760232)
Stranger: hello
You: I will rape your first born.
Stranger: anyone here?
Stranger: and ill rape your second
Stranger: lol
You: Well, i'll play monopoly with your third
Stranger: youre a ******
You: your first became a ****** after i raped him
You: he liked it
You: in the bum bum
Stranger: are you brazilian
Stranger: ?
You: I'm rapingyourbornilian
Stranger: youre a son of a bitch
Stranger: im raping your dog, ******
Stranger: lol
You: I raped your dog's fist born too.
Stranger: youre a ******
Stranger: a tranny is gonna cum in your ass
Stranger: ***
You: i'll rape the tranny's first born too
Stranger: no
Stranger: you wont.
You: no u
Stranger: you have no dick
Stranger: youre a gay
You: I rape everyone with you first born's penis
You: ok
Stranger: where the hell are you from?
You: that was weird
You: i'm done now
You: so what's up
Stranger: **** you
You: i'm srs man
You: lets talk
Stranger: ok
You: whats up with you?
Stranger: we are gonna talk about your homossexuality
Stranger: im fine
Stranger: name?
You: Francis
Stranger: mine cliff
You: Hi cliff!
Stranger: Hi Francis
You: I will rape your first born.

real life lolz

Kevroc 04-03-2009 03:06 AM

Re: Omegle: Talk to strangers!
 
You: hi
Stranger: hello
You: Where are u from?
Stranger: CA
You: I put you on AK
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Stockholm's 04-03-2009 03:09 AM

Re: Omegle: Talk to strangers!
 
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: im sad
Stranger: i'm sorry
Stranger: why?
You: somone just called me a taco **** : (
Stranger: that's okay, i'm sure you're not
You: thanks!
Stranger: what are you then? :p
You: Brasilero
Stranger: this being a subtle way of saying asl
You: you?
Stranger: america
You: Cool
Stranger: 19
You: I am 18
Stranger: nice
You: you like guys?
Stranger: i dunno
You: i dont :P
Stranger: yeah mostly girls for me
You: me 2
You: brasilero girls have big butts
You: :P
Stranger: hahaha
Stranger: american girls are hot
Stranger: at least at college
You: haha yea
You: i like them too
Stranger: and there are all kinds here too
You: but your victoria secret models
You: are mostly brasilero
Stranger: Probably
You: :P
Stranger: I think asian girls are really cute too
You: eh
You: they are wierd eyes
Stranger: a little
You: :P
You: You have girl?
Stranger: no, had one, no more
You: aw
You: what happen?
Stranger: i dunno
You: i have one
Stranger: good for you
You: i let you borrow her
You: :P
Stranger: hahaha
Stranger: you'd have to mail her
You: = O
Stranger: yeah
You: how can she breathe
Stranger: poke holes
You: :P
You: yea ur right
You: dont tell her i said that
Stranger: i'm sure she's pretty but i'll let you keep her
You: haha ok
Stranger: alright i'm gonna go
Stranger: bye
You: want to
You: sux each other dick?
Stranger: wat?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

MChuzzlewit 04-03-2009 03:42 AM

Re: Omegle: Talk to strangers!
 
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hi
Stranger: hello
You: Where can a man go to get some good loving without cheating on his wife?
Stranger: daycare?
You: you win
You have disconnected.

yeotaJMU 04-03-2009 03:51 AM

Re: Omegle: Talk to strangers!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by MChuzzlewit (Post 9763564)
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hi
Stranger: hello
You: Where can a man go to get some good loving without cheating on his wife?
Stranger: daycare?
You: you win
You have disconnected.

LOL i just spit beer everywhere

Spenda 04-03-2009 03:56 AM

Re: Omegle: Talk to strangers!
 
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: so, what has possessed you to think that talking to random people is a good idea?
You: if you're not a 15yr old girl whose paretns are out of town disconnect now
Stranger: oh, awesome. i'm totally staying.
You: oooooooooooh
You: daddy like
Stranger: you're not my father.
You: I could be?
You: your mom slept around a lot
You: she never told you?
You: kind of a slut tbh
Stranger: yeah, well.
Stranger: you know what they say.
You: slut doesn't fall far from the tree?
Stranger: i think that's the one.
You: grand daddy always said only pussy you turn down you turn face down
Stranger: i like that. i think it holds a special meaning in today's hectic, fast-paced society.
You: well he had the epilepsy
You: and the clap
You: so who knows if it was good advice
Stranger: yeah. i've been there.
Stranger: oh, by the way-
Stranger: I'm Chris Hansen with Dateline NBC Why don't you have a seat over there
You: cool story about Chris
You: I raped his daughter

WiltOnTilt 04-03-2009 04:26 AM

Re: Omegle: Talk to strangers!
 
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
You: are you really a random stranger?
Stranger: Hi there
Stranger: I am

You: what if it really isn't random... what if fate has brought us together?
Stranger: Well, there is always that possibility :)
You: what if this conversation right now is part of some cosmic plan and nothing is random at all. everything is exactly how nature has intended it. did you think of that?
You: do you think i could win a lawsuit against omegle suing them for false advertisement ?
Stranger: Who can say, fate and comsic plans are by their very mature rather difficult to comprehend
You: ya, i'm pretty sure nature intended the plans to be difficult. after all, it's not an accident!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Kevroc 04-03-2009 04:29 AM

Re: Omegle: Talk to strangers!
 
Oh snap, WoT ITT. :) Holla!

phalange 04-03-2009 05:03 AM

Re: Omegle: Talk to strangers!
 
Stranger: bbv4life we have real girls there

Attention whoever said this to me.
I am a girl.
Jerk.

Kevroc 04-03-2009 05:05 AM

Re: Omegle: Talk to strangers!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by phalange (Post 9764331)
Stranger: bbv4life we have real girls there

Attention whoever said this to me.
I am a girl.
Jerk.

proof?

phalange 04-03-2009 05:12 AM

Re: Omegle: Talk to strangers!
 
How am I to give proof for this? AIM? Myspace?

This is me:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/10...itsmyparty.jpg

Kevroc 04-03-2009 05:15 AM

Re: Omegle: Talk to strangers!
 
I like the lip ring and the eye makeup.

Come to this thread and teach these guys a lesson...

http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/62...estion-175946/

Pcallinallin 04-03-2009 05:17 AM

Re: Omegle: Talk to strangers!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by phalange (Post 9764400)
How am I to give proof for this? AIM? Myspace?

This is me:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/10...itsmyparty.jpg

This never would've happened if Ronald Regan were president.

Pcallinallin 04-03-2009 05:19 AM

Re: Omegle: Talk to strangers!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Kevroc (Post 9764420)
I like the lip ring and the eye makeup.

Come to this thread and teach these guys a lesson...

http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/62...estion-175946/

I am personally into the Construction Worker Orange and grey horizontal striped shirt with classic red flannel coat.

Are you from Minnesota?

phalange 04-03-2009 05:29 AM

Re: Omegle: Talk to strangers!
 
I'm from California.

Kevroc 04-03-2009 05:30 AM

Re: Omegle: Talk to strangers!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by phalange (Post 9764530)
I'm from California.

Do you know AllTheCookies?

He is a Cali legend, imo.


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