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i live in ohio
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
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Stranger: Hi
You: Oh **** i pooped my self Stranger: oh no Your conversational partner has disconnected. |
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You: Cant touch this
You: denanananana You: Cant touch this You: dananananananana Your conversational partner has disconnected. |
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hii You: hiii You: i put 3 i's Stranger: you from? You: so i win Stranger: cool You: now you have to be my slave You: now You: go You: roam the lands You: find me squirrels You: i want squirrel sandwiches You: with mayo |
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Stranger: hello
You: i will rape your first born Stranger: hi this is chris hansen You: chris hansen You: i will rape your first born |
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Stranger: hello
You: I will rape your first born. Stranger: anyone here? Stranger: and ill rape your second Stranger: lol You: Well, i'll play monopoly with your third Stranger: youre a ****** You: your first became a ****** after i raped him You: he liked it You: in the bum bum Stranger: are you brazilian Stranger: ? You: I'm rapingyourbornilian Stranger: youre a son of a bitch Stranger: im raping your dog, ****** Stranger: lol You: I raped your dog's fist born too. Stranger: youre a ****** Stranger: a tranny is gonna cum in your ass Stranger: *** You: i'll rape the tranny's first born too Stranger: no Stranger: you wont. You: no u Stranger: you have no dick Stranger: youre a gay You: I rape everyone with you first born's penis You: ok Stranger: where the hell are you from? You: that was weird You: i'm done now You: so what's up Stranger: **** you You: i'm srs man You: lets talk Stranger: ok You: whats up with you? Stranger: we are gonna talk about your homossexuality Stranger: im fine Stranger: name? You: Francis Stranger: mine cliff You: Hi cliff! Stranger: Hi Francis You: I will rape your first born. |
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: I'm designer Stranger: wow Stranger: thath was fast Stranger: xD You: What was? Stranger: u know... the secret research about the otter killers of siberia? You: Otters are a national security threat Stranger: i see You: Have you ever seen an otter? You: cracking clams and whatnot You: Crafty little ****s Stranger: killer otters is a very very misterious beast You: Are you even cogent? You: "Misterious"? You: Seriosuly? You: Seriously* Stranger: yep You: Take five and get your **** together Stranger: space monsters... im sure You: What? You: Are you high? You: Take control of that rapidly dwindling brain-power Stranger: otters and chtulhu Stranger: same kind You: Both will rape your ass if you don't start making sense Stranger: whats your name? Stranger: my name is Bond, James Bond You: Original and refreshing You: I am the brahman You: Suckle on my knowledge teats Stranger: u know what? Stranger: i love boobs You: Well, that's a one-way street You: Because they think you are dumb as **** Stranger: you have a point... but... Stranger: i really like the big ones Stranger: i mean Stranger: boobs You: the bigger they are the harder they fall You: Off when you use the machete You: to reap and collect Stranger: its exactly what i aways says You: 315 varieties in all, can you take the challenge? Stranger: hell yeah You: get on it Stranger: ill need a lightsaber Stranger: and a fried chicken You: No, you have teeth Stranger: wheres the bartender? You: get out there and do the lord's work Stranger: YEAH... I can use my **** !! You: Those snuff films aren't making themselves Stranger: u make no sense at all dude You: I am sense You: ..ing your erection Stranger: 30% of the birmanian rabbits can eat toasters You: And? You: I can do that You: nothing special Stranger: pretty cool You: I hear that a lot Stranger: toasters... very complex You: It's funny, when we first started talking all I could think about was skull-****ing you insane Stranger: its part of the universe knowledge You: Skull-****ing? Stranger: man... im trying to get a normal talk to you but you are freak out of your mind Stranger: your insane You: You will be, too You: I'll skull-**** you to my level Stranger: i wish Stranger: mind**** Stranger: when you see it you will **** bricks You: I'm not sure your brain will be working well enough to coordinate that You: Because of all the furious pounding Stranger: you know Stranger: your right You: Nothing new Stranger: ill cut my hair and get a job You: Whatever You: Your skull can't hide Stranger: thanks man... that conversation makes a lot of sense on my life Stranger: now i got to go Your conversational partner has disconnected. |
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi stranger You: hi you Stranger: are you from? You: where are you from? You: learn how to ****ing type You: kids these days You: i swear! Stranger: lol Stranger: you look like a boring teacher You: back in my day kids could spell You: you can see me You: ? Stranger: yeah You: how? Stranger: i'm the Matrix Stranger: i can see everywhere Stranger: everyone Stranger: in every place You: i'm wackin it |
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You: hi
Stranger: hello You: Where are u from? Stranger: CA You: I put you on AK Your conversational partner has disconnected. |
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Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: im sad Stranger: i'm sorry Stranger: why? You: somone just called me a taco **** : ( Stranger: that's okay, i'm sure you're not You: thanks! Stranger: what are you then? :p You: Brasilero Stranger: this being a subtle way of saying asl You: you? Stranger: america You: Cool Stranger: 19 You: I am 18 Stranger: nice You: you like guys? Stranger: i dunno You: i dont :P Stranger: yeah mostly girls for me You: me 2 You: brasilero girls have big butts You: :P Stranger: hahaha Stranger: american girls are hot Stranger: at least at college You: haha yea You: i like them too Stranger: and there are all kinds here too You: but your victoria secret models You: are mostly brasilero Stranger: Probably You: :P Stranger: I think asian girls are really cute too You: eh You: they are wierd eyes Stranger: a little You: :P You: You have girl? Stranger: no, had one, no more You: aw You: what happen? Stranger: i dunno You: i have one Stranger: good for you You: i let you borrow her You: :P Stranger: hahaha Stranger: you'd have to mail her You: = O Stranger: yeah You: how can she breathe Stranger: poke holes You: :P You: yea ur right You: dont tell her i said that Stranger: i'm sure she's pretty but i'll let you keep her You: haha ok Stranger: alright i'm gonna go Stranger: bye You: want to You: sux each other dick? Stranger: wat? Your conversational partner has disconnected. |
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: Hi Stranger: hello You: Where can a man go to get some good loving without cheating on his wife? Stranger: daycare? You: you win You have disconnected. |
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Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: so, what has possessed you to think that talking to random people is a good idea? You: if you're not a 15yr old girl whose paretns are out of town disconnect now Stranger: oh, awesome. i'm totally staying. You: oooooooooooh You: daddy like Stranger: you're not my father. You: I could be? You: your mom slept around a lot You: she never told you? You: kind of a slut tbh Stranger: yeah, well. Stranger: you know what they say. You: slut doesn't fall far from the tree? Stranger: i think that's the one. You: grand daddy always said only pussy you turn down you turn face down Stranger: i like that. i think it holds a special meaning in today's hectic, fast-paced society. You: well he had the epilepsy You: and the clap You: so who knows if it was good advice Stranger: yeah. i've been there. Stranger: oh, by the way- Stranger: I'm Chris Hansen with Dateline NBC Why don't you have a seat over there You: cool story about Chris You: I raped his daughter |
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: hi You: are you really a random stranger? Stranger: Hi there Stranger: I am You: what if it really isn't random... what if fate has brought us together? Stranger: Well, there is always that possibility :) You: what if this conversation right now is part of some cosmic plan and nothing is random at all. everything is exactly how nature has intended it. did you think of that? You: do you think i could win a lawsuit against omegle suing them for false advertisement ? Stranger: Who can say, fate and comsic plans are by their very mature rather difficult to comprehend You: ya, i'm pretty sure nature intended the plans to be difficult. after all, it's not an accident! Your conversational partner has disconnected. |
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Oh snap, WoT ITT. :) Holla!
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Stranger: bbv4life we have real girls there
Attention whoever said this to me. I am a girl. Jerk. |
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How am I to give proof for this? AIM? Myspace?
This is me: http://img.photobucket.com/albums/10...itsmyparty.jpg |
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I like the lip ring and the eye makeup.
Come to this thread and teach these guys a lesson... http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/62...estion-175946/ |
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Are you from Minnesota? |
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I'm from California.
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He is a Cali legend, imo. |
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