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You: sup bro
Stranger: this site is creepy You: yeah You: totally You: but awesome You: in a creepy way You: like tranny porn Stranger: if you say so |
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Going to the bar for a little bit. Should be able to provide some solid material from this site after a few drinks imo.
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: hi Stranger: Hi hi =) You: BBV4L amirite? Stranger: How are you? You: im good u? You: do you know BBV4L? Stranger: Epp. No =) What's BBV4L? You: its a pedo forum where we discuss the chillen we be stealin tonite You: you like? Stranger: Epp! No You: ok.. wat is EPP? Stranger: A kind of suprised cry I guess. You: look i dont talk to sickos okay? wtf? |
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Stranger: I'll ask you a few questions
You: gogogo You: i'll make my first answer blind You: "yes" Stranger: 1. You girlfriend wife is pregnant It's not yours Keep the baby? You: FML |
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Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: hey Stranger: ur not a hot 20 year old blonde girl are u You: maybe ;) You: u 45 yr old fat guy? Stranger: 16 You: pics? Stranger: no FML :( |
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: be kind Stranger: be brave Stranger: btrue Stranger: be you You: be bold You: be asian You: be big breasted You: be everything i want you to be Your conversational partner has disconnected. |
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You: How may I help you today?
Stranger: Can I have free money? You: Yeah, play poker imo |
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Stranger: Are you like 99% who go to this website just to spam?
You: no Stranger: cool You: ShamWow washes, dries and polishes any surface. It's like a towel, chamois and sponge all in one! For only $19.95 and $7.95 shipping and handling you’ll receive 4 large ShamWows and 4 mini ShamWows, that’s a total of 8 ShamWows at this great low price. That’s the same special as you saw on TV. They are made in Germany from a revolutionary fabric that can absorb over 20X its weight in liquid. Use them to clean up spills fast and they won’t scratch any surface. You can even use them as a towel or on your pets. ShamWows are machine washable and bleachable. Use them over and over, they will last for years! And they are so durable we guarantee your ShamWows for 10 years. ShamWows are perfect for your car, boat and many household uses. Due to high demand there is a limit of 5 ShamWows sets per order. Stranger: ........ Stranger: *sigh* Stranger: Go ahead and disconnect now like the rest of them. You: idk how |
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You: also, go to http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/62/bbv4life/ its pretty awesome
------------- Stranger: That's quite an interesting forum you have there. You: iknow.jpg Stranger: Hmmm, so reading that, you expected that spam thing you did earlier to divert me, then you would just post the results on that website? You: sick life, I know |
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Stranger: Hi hottie
Stranger: <3 You: hi You: can i post nudes now? Stranger: hell yeah You: [i post tinyurl to meatspin] You: you like flo rida? |
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Stranger: I bet if I was really trying to, I could get the post count you have right now in less then 3 months.
You: prop bet? |
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: sup cutie Stranger: want 2 get busy? You: sure You: I pull out my stapler Stranger: how big ur **** You: my ****? You: i thought Stranger: wat You: oh, like sex busy, I thought you wanted to get busy like in an office You: ok ummmm Stranger: no no Stranger: i say farm busy Stranger: i talk rooster You: I put on my hiking boots Stranger: ok You: and my wizards cape Stranger: i take rake You: and we head out to the cow fields Stranger: we go for poop collect You: what % rake? You: is this on ftp or stars? Stranger: stars Stranger: full house ok? You: ok, Stranger: you lose You: i pull out my dealer chip You: and shuffle up You: you are dealt Kc5s Stranger: i accidently the whole poker You: my cards are * * You: I go allin Stranger: call You: **** Stranger: you bluff You: you called my bluff You: **** You: yea You: i have 2s7c You: flop comes KhKd2d Stranger: i win You: wow wtf terrible flop Stranger: you send money Stranger: dont do it You: turn: 2h You: zomg zomg Stranger: i will kill you Stranger: dont do it You: river: You: river Stranger: no Stranger: stop You: riverrrrr Stranger: dont do it You: 4s You: :( You: fml You: so close Stranger: good try You: yeah ok You: i rebuy and put on my hellmuth shades Stranger: ill get my laak hoodie You: you are dealt QQ Stranger: its on keed You: yes yes, you'll need it for this hand You: and aviators ldo Stranger: ok You: I lower my hellmuth shades and am Dealt AQ Stranger: I raise 4x BB You: ok ok, i threebet to 13.5bb Stranger: All in You: WTF You: YOU CAN"T EVEN SPELL POKER You: but I fist pump snap call so quick I shove all the chips onto the floor on accident Stranger: Your old school tactics are for pussies, Hellmuth You: and when I see you have AA I berate you for 5 min You: you shouldn't have shoved you donk omg You: we had 1000bb eff stacks Stranger: Go home Stranger: Thanks for the chips You: geez I run bad Stranger: Its ok You: I go home You: log onto 2p2 Stranger: Have you met my GF? You: and snap open bbv You: naw, she hot? Stranger: Smokin You: oh dude no doubt You: yeah i met her actually You: she was pretty hot Stranger: She likes it up the backdoor, if you catch my drift You: browntown You: i feel ya Stranger: I'm talking about recieving through the loading bay dock You: I didn't piihp when i met her but I could see it You: oh yeah dude no doubt, she clean up first? Stranger: I'm talking about anal sex, straight up in the ass. You get me? You: or do you just two girls one cup that **** Stranger: She likes it smelly You: oh word, I thought you were talking about delivery business You: but anal sex makes sense too You: ass to mouth? Stranger: She likes to sniff it afterwards Stranger: Ass to throat You: nice, you should be careful not to get a urinary tract infection though You: yeah, my ladies like ass to uvula You: so I feel ya Stranger: She gets pink eye a lot though You: i can imagine Stranger: She cant resist a good poke Stranger: She has to wear shades all the time You: damn, brutal Stranger: It's getting embarrassing You: i would imagine You: you ever multi table omegle? Stranger: No Stranger: wtfs You: i'm thinking bout firing up a big 12 table stranger chat session Stranger: Its possible? Stranger: Wow You: but I think my winrate will drop Stranger: Pro Stranger: Whats your ROI? You: fees told me to limit my tables to get better You: meh it's kinda bad right now You: 777% You: 've heard at super turbo chats Stranger: Thats not bad You: 1k+ roi's are possible You: yeah, doubt its sustainable though Stranger: I wouldnt do that You: my stats are like You: 33/21 You: 33 sent messages You: to 21 recieved Stranger: I would ****ed a dog You: it's probably not optimal You: nice, bbv will enjoy You: please tell me you got this link from bbv You: or did I really just get a stranger that knows about poker Stranger: Whats bbv? You: either way I can't believe you had aces You: still tilting Stranger: You just got lucky lol You: ****in weird Stranger: Dont tilt Stranger: Its bad Stranger: Mmmkay? You: I'l try not to You: no doubt You: I'm out, peace Stranger: Peace |
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Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: want me to crash your computer? Your conversational partner has disconnected. |
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fml i give up:
Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: god? You: Welcome to Omegle, how can I please you? You: know what i said to the last person? Stranger: hanfjob? You: i said "hi, want me to crash your computer?" Stranger: *handjob You: and they immediately disconnected You: i was gonna do this: Your conversational partner has disconnected. |
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lol at thrasher's
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Stranger: Isn't Texas Hold Em
Stranger: just a game where as long as you don't get cocky and bet too much you really can never lost? |
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi You: greetings Stranger: im busy You: i bet you are Stranger: who would hav thoguht You: not i Stranger: surely Stranger: well Stranger: i dont know asbout you Stranger: but i sont like to have my time watsed Stranger: and im about to wast yours Stranger: but the outcomes coul;d outweigh the shortcomming so well its your gamble You: and how will you waste my time/ Stranger: im trying to find some music i mnight find it soon or n otso fats... i dont know You: so are we gonna cyber or what? Stranger: yeah Your conversational partner has disconnected. |
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Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: Hi Stranger: howdy You: How are you? You: Who says howdy in this day and age anyway? Stranger: OK. Do you run into a bunch of people who say "Is it happening?" You: No often no.. You: It's usually girls saying"stop touching me" and "don't put it there" Stranger: I don't think those are really girls You: The the judge tells me about the newest restraining order.. To be honest it gets a little repetitive You: They are.. Although they do have big hands You: and are taller than me You: and stubble You: They were lying weren't they? Stranger: Right You: So...? Your conversational partner has disconnected. |
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: hi my name is mark and im a registered sex offender You: the court requires me to disclose that to you before we begin our conversation You: please respond Your conversational partner has disconnected. |
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