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Kevroc 04-02-2009 03:10 AM

Re: Omegle: Talk to strangers!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by DannyKGB (Post 9739377)
Stranger: poker....
Stranger: just say no to ultima online

.25/.50 NL TABLE Skara Brae :D

yeotaJMU 04-02-2009 03:16 AM

Re: Omegle: Talk to strangers!
 
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: 4chan sucks
You: F OOT
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

DannyOcean_ 04-02-2009 03:20 AM

Re: Omegle: Talk to strangers!
 
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hellow
Stranger: *hello
You: hello I am use translations for to talk
Stranger: LAME
Stranger: lol sorry
You: I am from city of Rio from Brazil
Stranger: Oh wow how lovely.
Stranger: Tell me about there!?what do you do for fun!?
You: it is city of lovely
You: i like to surfs on beach
You: where are you from
Stranger: Oh cool I've never surfed
Stranger: I am from Vancouver, B.c
You: Vancouver
You: It is very much cold no!
You: en Canada?
Stranger: yes its cold
Stranger: ish
Stranger: lol
Stranger: So how old are you!?
You: I am 27 of age
Stranger: oh okay
Stranger: ever left brazil!?
You: So how old are you!?
Stranger: 20
You: I travled for soccer
You: for Argentina
You: Buenos Aires
Stranger: oh thats cool
You: jesus people from Canada are boring as hell, even when I pretend to be a Brazilian
You have disconnected.

yeotaJMU 04-02-2009 03:21 AM

Re: Omegle: Talk to strangers!
 
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Howdy doo
You: is that a mirror in your pocket?
Stranger: ohhh snap
You: because
Stranger: lol can you see yourself in my pants?
You: thats not a safe place to keep a mirror its gonna get broken
Stranger: ouch
You have disconnected.

yeotaJMU 04-02-2009 03:22 AM

Re: Omegle: Talk to strangers!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by DannyOcean_ (Post 9739653)
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hellow
Stranger: *hello
You: hello I am use translations for to talk
Stranger: LAME
Stranger: lol sorry
You: I am from city of Rio from Brazil
Stranger: Oh wow how lovely.
Stranger: Tell me about there!?what do you do for fun!?
You: it is city of lovely
You: i like to surfs on beach
You: where are you from
Stranger: Oh cool I've never surfed
Stranger: I am from Vancouver, B.c
You: Vancouver
You: It is very much cold no!
You: en Canada?
Stranger: yes its cold
Stranger: ish
Stranger: lol
Stranger: So how old are you!?
You: I am 27 of age
Stranger: oh okay
Stranger: ever left brazil!?
You: So how old are you!?
Stranger: 20
You: I travled for soccer
You: for Argentina
You: Buenos Aires
Stranger: oh thats cool
You: jesus people from Canada are boring as hell, even when I pretend to be a Brazilian
You have disconnected.

hahaha

on a side note why the **** are the so many brazilians on this thing?

DannyOcean_ 04-02-2009 03:23 AM

Re: Omegle: Talk to strangers!
 
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: I am the bone of my sword
You: hello I am use translations for to talk
You: I am from city of Rio en Brazil
Stranger: ****ing gaijin
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

2incher 04-02-2009 03:23 AM

Re: Omegle: Talk to strangers!
 
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: r u bella
You: yes
Stranger: i found you!
You: correct
Stranger: how many times have i told you that you can't use the cmputer without me
Stranger: :(
Stranger: It's dangerous
You: wat
Stranger: There are predators out there
Stranger: and i'm the only predator that's made for yoooouuuuu <3
You: like me
Stranger: no, not like you my little sugar plum
You: _/_____\_____________\____________/____\
|_______|_____________\__________|______|
|_______`._____________|_________|_______:
.\________|____________|_________\|_______|
_\_______|_/_________/__\\\___--___\\_______:
__\______\/_____--~~__________~--__|_\_____|
___\______\_-~___________________~-_\____|
____\______\_________.----------.________\|___|
______\_____\______//_________(_(__>__\___|
_______\___.__C____)_.you just_(_(____>__|__/
_______/\_|___C_____)/__lost_\_(_____>__|_/
______/_/\|___C_____)___the__|__(___>___/__\
_____|___(___C_____)\_game_/__//___/_/_____\
_____|____\__|_____\\_________//__(__/______|
____|_\____\____)___`----___--'______________|
____|__\______________\_______/__________/_|
____|_____________/____|_____|__\___________|
____|____________|____./______\___\__________|_
___|____________/____..|_______|___\__________|
___|___________/_____..\___/\___/_____|_________|
___|__________/________|____|_______|_________|
__|__________|_________|____|_______|_________|
Stranger: get off this computer and come home.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Eman6969 04-02-2009 03:23 AM

Re: Omegle: Talk to strangers!
 
You: i just wanna bite some chicks toes and put some hot sauce on em!

DannyOcean_ 04-02-2009 03:27 AM

Re: Omegle: Talk to strangers!
 
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: male or female ?
You: hello I am use translations for to talk
You: I am from Brasil
You: city of Rio
Stranger: man **** Brazil
You: why is **** Brasil!!
Stranger: it stinks
You: where is **** of you!
Stranger: at yo mommas house boy
Stranger: the stinkiest part of brazil
You: you are no a friend to man or dogs
You: i say goodbye to dogs **** friender
You have disconnected.

2incher 04-02-2009 03:28 AM

Re: Omegle: Talk to strangers!
 
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: **** your mother
You: OH HAI DER
Stranger: Gabe rules
Stranger: nah jokes
You: DAD?
Stranger: yes son?
You: WHY DO U TOUCH ME EVERY NIGHT?
Stranger: im not hurting her we are just loving on eachother
You: BUT WHY DO U MAKE ME TAKE THOSE PICTURES?
Stranger: because u have soft skin like your little sister
You: _/_____\_____________\____________/____\
|_______|_____________\__________|______|
|_______`._____________|_________|_______:
.\________|____________|_________\|_______|
_\_______|_/_________/__\\\___--___\\_______:
__\______\/_____--~~__________~--__|_\_____|
___\______\_-~___________________~-_\____|
____\______\_________.----------.________\|___|
______\_____\______//_________(_(__>__\___|
_______\___.__C____)_.you just_(_(____>__|__/
_______/\_|___C_____)/__lost_\_(_____>__|_/
______/_/\|___C_____)___the__|__(___>___/__\
_____|___(___C_____)\_game_/__//___/_/_____\
_____|____\__|_____\\_________//__(__/______|
____|_\____\____)___`----___--'______________|
____|__\______________\_______/__________/_|
____|_____________/____|_____|__\___________|
____|____________|____./______\___\__________|_
___|____________/____..|_______|___\__________|
___|___________/_____..\___/\___/_____|_________|
___|__________/________|____|_______|_________|
__|__________|_________|____|_______|_________|
You have disconnected.

2incher 04-02-2009 03:34 AM

Re: Omegle: Talk to strangers!
 
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: 8llllllllllllllllD~~~
Stranger: ¬¬
You: :o
Stranger: eita
You: -_-
Stranger: o.O
You: x:
Stranger: D=
You: :)
Stranger: >.<
Stranger: Are you from?
You: yes, I am from.

You have disconnected.

2incher 04-02-2009 03:35 AM

Re: Omegle: Talk to strangers!
 
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: __________________░▒▓▓▓▓▒░________________________ _________________________
________________░▒▒▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓▒░____________________ _________________________
______________▒▓▓▒▒▒▒▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▓▓▓___________________ _________________________
_____________▓▓▒▒▒▓▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓░_________________ ________░▒▒▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▒___________
____________▒▓▒▒▓▓▓░░░░░░░░▒▓▒▒▓▓▒▒▒▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▒▒ ░__▒▓▓▓▒▒▒▒▓▓▓▓▓▓▒_______
____________▓▓▒▒▓▓░░░░░░▒▓▓▓▓▓▒▒▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓ ▓▓▓▓▓▒▒▒▓▓▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▓▓______
____________▓▓▒▒▓▓░░░▒▓▓▓▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ ▒▒▒▒▓▓▓▓▓░░░░░░░░▒▓▒_____
____________▒▓▒▒▒▓▓▒▓▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ ▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓▓▒░░░░░░░▓▒_____
_____________▓▓▒▒▒▓▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ ▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓▓░░░░░▒▓______
______________▒▓▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ ▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓▒░░▒▓░______
______________░▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ ▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓▒▒▓________
_____________░▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ ▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓▒_________
____________░▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓▓▓▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ ▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▒_________
____________▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ ▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓░________
___________▒▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ ▒▒▒▒▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▒▒▒▒▓▒________
___________▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ ▒▒▒▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▒▒▒▒▓________
__________▒▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓▓▓▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ ▒▒▒▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▒▒▒▒▓________
__________▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ ▒▒▒▒▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▓░_______
_________░▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒░░░░░▒▒▒░▒▒▒ ▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓░_______
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You: no u
Stranger: a/s/l?
You: 13/f/cali
Stranger: too old
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

yeotaJMU 04-02-2009 03:37 AM

Re: Omegle: Talk to strangers!
 
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: did it hurt?
Stranger: a little
You: when you fell from heaven?
Stranger: i knew that was coming
You: did you know that im coming
You: came
You have disconnected.

Stockholm's 04-02-2009 03:40 AM

Re: Omegle: Talk to strangers!
 
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Please don't be from Brazil
You: oh
Stranger: oh?
Stranger: thats it
Stranger: really?
Stranger: couldnt give me a better response/
Stranger: ?
Stranger: just oh
You: Yo soy de guatemala
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Eman6969 04-02-2009 03:45 AM

Re: Omegle: Talk to strangers!
 
can someone tell me if i got dissed here....

You: how big are you?
Stranger: i've never seen his boner but i can imagine it's huge
Stranger: 7.5" hard
You: not bad
Stranger: you?
You: 6.5
Stranger: anyway

2incher 04-02-2009 03:50 AM

Re: Omegle: Talk to strangers!
 
i cant wait til we start seeing instead of i met my wife on myspace/facebook we'll be seeing i met my wife on Omegle. lawlz

Eman6969 04-02-2009 03:51 AM

Re: Omegle: Talk to strangers!
 
You: *** u
Stranger: ap.net?
You: *** u
You: faggit!
You: you a faggit@
You: !@!!!
Stranger: you got me
You: im straightboy
You: you fagboy
You: you like balls!
You: i like clits
Stranger: can i suck your ****?
You: how much
Stranger: how about you pay me 50
You: do you have juicy lips?
Stranger: like grapes
You: what i really wanna do is loosen up yo anus wit my dick
Stranger: yeah i'll bet ;)
Stranger: "straight"boy
You: i was just fronting im really a faggit
Stranger: how can i be sure
Stranger: what's your favorite porn site
You: i was born straight then after mistakenly clicking on a link that led to gay porn i now find myself in a 2 year relationship with this cute brazilian boy i met at a club
You: mine is
Stranger: o rly
You: yeah
Stranger: you a birgin?
You: whats yours?
Stranger: virgin*
Stranger: i'm really into
You: oh yeah
You: do you like big black *****?
Stranger: hell no
You: how about small white ones
Stranger: average sized white
Stranger: maybe a little on the big side
You: i like fat heads
You: i like a challenge
You: its like how are you gonna get that big fat head in this tiny lil hole
Stranger: oh we can make it work
You: you know what i really would like
Stranger: loosen it up with my tongue
You: 3 lubed up ***** in my juicy anus
Stranger: that's too many dude
Stranger: ****in gross
You: i just wanna **** you so damn hard and just ****in rip off your anus hairs with my bare hands!
Stranger: mmm
Stranger: i love it
You: real men **** guys!!!
Stranger: you ever been with a straight boy?
You: nah you?
Stranger: i got so close
You: aww what happen
Stranger: i convince my roommate to go streaking
Stranger: nobody else wants to go, it's just the two of us
Stranger: piss drunk
Stranger: we run around a quiet empty neighborhood
Stranger: i stop in the middle and tell him i need a hug
Stranger: our ***** rub together for a few seconds
Stranger: i squeeze his ass a little
Stranger: slide my finger up his smooth crack
You: this is getting me so hot
Stranger: then he says he wants to keep running
Stranger: so we keep going
Stranger: and i keep peering over at his huge flopping ****
You: you shouldve tripped his ass then ****in raped his ass right there!
Stranger: this guy is big too
Stranger: probably 4" soft
You: how big are you?
Stranger: i've never seen his boner but i can imagine it's huge
Stranger: 7.5" hard
You: not bad
Stranger: you?
You: 6.5
Stranger: anyway
Stranger: so we get back to the house
Stranger: he jumps in his bed and pulls the covers over him because he's cold
Stranger: still naked
Stranger: i get in with him
Stranger: we lay there for a second until he passes out
Stranger: then i start rubbng his ass
Stranger: sliding my finger up and down the crack
Stranger: then i start to dip in
Stranger: i start to massage his tight virgin hole
Stranger: and right before i go to put it in
Stranger: he wakes up and goes "what the hell dude
Stranger: biggest blue balls of my life
You: oh man crazy story man
You: was he angry?
Stranger: not really
You: was it weird between you guys the next day
Stranger: he told me the next day that i like to touch his ass when i'm drunk
Stranger: and that he thought it was funny
Stranger: i think he might secretly like it
Stranger: every once in a while i try to pretend like i have to piss so i can go in the bathroom while he's showering
You: well ya gotta try and get him drunk again and see if you can finish the job
Stranger: our shower door is glass
Stranger: so i can see every inch of his wet naked body
You: oh yeah baby!
You: ay one day just ****in go in there..open the shower door..and make out
You: take yo man!
Stranger: that's probably the one thing i jack off to most
Stranger: me and him
Stranger: goin at it in the shower
Stranger: his ass is just so smooth
You: is it shaven?
Stranger: just a few hairs deep in the crack
Stranger: no, natural
You: oh
Stranger: he wears his pants super low too
You: dont you just wanna put your finger down his ******* then ****in lick it like you licking a lollipop
Stranger: when he bends over a little i always take a peek at his crack
Stranger: so bad
Stranger: you have no idea
Stranger: or maybe you do ;)
You: haha

2incher 04-02-2009 03:53 AM

Re: Omegle: Talk to strangers!
 
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hello\
You: hello/
Stranger: lol
Stranger: what's up?
You: nmu
Stranger: nuthin much
Stranger: wherer you from/
You: usa
Stranger: I'm from Indiana but i am currently deployed to Kuwait with the U.S. Army
You: i dont believe in war
Stranger: me either, i'm a pacifist
You: makes sense
Stranger: lol
You: im from ohio
Stranger: you a guy or girl?
You: guy obv
Stranger: obv?
Stranger: how is it obvious
You: eveyrone on here is
Stranger: i've met probably about a dozen or so females
Stranger: one a i got into a lengthy convo with and got her phone
#
You: really?
You: thats kinda creepy..
Stranger: nope
You: they were most likely all guys
Stranger: nah
Stranger: a few maybe
Stranger: not most
You: i bet they posted your chat on forums and made fun of u..
You: sorry dude
Stranger: :(
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

DannyOcean_ 04-02-2009 03:57 AM

Re: Omegle: Talk to strangers!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Stockholm's (Post 9739856)
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Please don't be from Brazil
You: oh
Stranger: oh?
Stranger: thats it
Stranger: really?
Stranger: couldnt give me a better response/
Stranger: ?
Stranger: just oh
You: Yo soy de guatemala
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

haha i got this guy like 5 times with my brazil act

yeotaJMU 04-02-2009 03:59 AM

Re: Omegle: Talk to strangers!
 
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: asl
You: no ui
You: u
Stranger: 20/m/mass
You: 22 f va
Stranger: whats up :)
You: mah dick
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


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DannyOcean_ 04-02-2009 04:02 AM

Re: Omegle: Talk to strangers!
 
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: I AM A ROBOT
Stranger: BEEP BOOP
You: I am God
Stranger: no way me too
You: Do you have any questions my robot friend?
Stranger: crazy
Stranger: no im not a robot dumbass
You: Ah, I see
Stranger: learn to read
Stranger: stupid *******
You: you were merely using the robot as a tool of humor
You: beep boop indeed
Stranger: no that was my gay robot lover on now its me, god
You: I have no *******
You: I have no need of one
Stranger: i didnt say u did i said u are one
You: clearly your programming is defective, robot sir
You: for that is not true
Stranger: i am not a robot **** head
You: now I have to go, sadly
You: Cobain and 2pac are coming over for tea
Stranger: fairwell lover in the night
Stranger: ill always remember you
Stranger: :)
You: if you'd like to come i can arrange some lightening
You: ?
Stranger: how
You: I'm God
You: zap
You: you die
Stranger: nope
Stranger: doesnt work
Stranger: there is no god
Stranger: u dont exist
You: Sure there is
Stranger: this conversation doesnt exist
You: You probably just won't get into heaven
You: because you are a jew
Stranger: nothing exists
Stranger: i am not
Stranger: i am nothing
You: I don't like you very much, jew
You: you are uninvited to my tea party
Stranger: tea?
Stranger: doesnt exist
You: and i'll tell 2pac to write a diss rap about you
You have disconnected.

Kevroc 04-02-2009 04:02 AM

Re: Omegle: Talk to strangers!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by 2incher (Post 9739939)
i cant wait til we start seeing instead of i met my wife on myspace/facebook we'll be seeing i met my wife on Omegle. lawlz

I told someone yesterday that I met my wife on Omegle.

They said, "really?".

and I said.. "yeah, she was looking for another guy", FML.

*disconnect*

Stockholm's 04-02-2009 04:05 AM

Re: Omegle: Talk to strangers!
 
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hii
Stranger: Hi. I'm Eric. What's your name?
You: what a coincidence
You: My name is Todd
Stranger: OMG!
Stranger: that's so coincidental that we a both dudes
You: i know right
Stranger: totally
You: so
Stranger: what brings you round these parts?
You: you into dudes?
Stranger: nope
You: me neither
Stranger: k
You: so what are you into?
You: dudes i hope
Stranger: nope
Stranger: sorry
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Stockholm's 04-02-2009 04:06 AM

Re: Omegle: Talk to strangers!
 
oops twice...

pennpal 04-02-2009 04:21 AM

Re: Omegle: Talk to strangers!
 
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: QWHERE DO YOU GET OFF?
You: into socks
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


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