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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: hi Stranger: MACHOMAN RANDY SAVAGE HOOOOOOO YEAAAAAAAAAAH You: snap into a slim jim Stranger: eat me You: why does vince mcmahon hate you so much Stranger: idk Stranger: i You: u sleep with Steph? Stranger: dude shes so hot You: inoright Stranger: makes me want to finger my ass just thinking about it You: you should make an apprence at wrestlemania You: cost HHH his match Stranger: eh Stranger: im not a professional wrestler Stranger: i just do slim jim commercials You: this isnt the real macho man? Stranger: im not sure anymore Stranger: nobody loves me; ; You: you faker, im going to cry Stranger: calm down kid heres my autograph Stranger: do you like jack johnson? You: can i have one of your hats? You: here ill lay on the ground and you drop an elbow on me Stranger: sure come to my room and pick one out Stranger: ;D You: jack johnson? why do you ask? Stranger: i figured if you did you would like to come up to my room and talk about it You: if you were macho man i would You: are you going to drop an elbow on me or not? Stranger: **** yes You: from the top rope or dont do it at all Stranger: ill drop that elbow on you all night long You: oh sounds like it will hurt Stranger: ill drop it from you from a ladder if I could Stranger: ;) You: u climp that ladder big boy You: climb Stranger: oh yeah im climbin that ladder Stranger: IM GONNA ELBOW You: oh im getting excited Stranger: RAAAAAAAAAAEERRHHHGHG Stranger: *drops* You: i came Stranger: np You: is that all you got? Stranger: unfortunately You: damn randy, you arent so macho anymore You: i feel used You: u have any spare slim jims on you? Stranger: yeah Stranger: *rubs a slim jim down your chest* You: i need something to get me off Stranger: too bad Stranger: im randy the **** tease savage You: all those steriods made your balls smaller You: im sure the slim jims are bigger then your penis anyway Stranger: :( Your conversational partner has disconnected. |
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For any Mitchell and Webb look fans........
Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: 17 Stranger: 23 You: 32 Stranger: 18 You: That's Numberwang. You have disconnected. |
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: CHAT INITIATED You: o_O Stranger: Don't give me that look. You: I'm on to your game Stranger: You mean The Game? Stranger: Because the last ****er made me lose it You: no, not that criminal from compton Stranger: Oh. You: there is a real good chance I was that last ****er You: just saying Stranger: I don't know You: you know whats weird Stranger: what is? You: my mom always told me "Don't talk to strangers or you'll get buttraped" You: and hear I am Stranger: you know whats weird? You: yea, I just told you Stranger: no, it's something else You: oh You: a black guy in the white house? Stranger: Yeah Stranger: That's pretty weird You: you know what isn't weird? Stranger: what isn't weird? You: anal fisting Stranger: yeah that's pretty ordinary You: wow You: I think we just shared a moment Stranger: i'm all sticky... You: I'm gonna be honest You: that's kinda hot Stranger: 8D Stranger: I wonder why when you get to a certain level of internet literacy Stranger: A/S/L is no longer acceptable Stranger: because I have this huge urge to say it You: you don't really want to know Stranger: yes, yes i do You: let's just maintain the illusion You: because no matter what I say, you will be disappointed Stranger: the last person i talked to was actually a girl Stranger: it was ****ing ridiculous You: well... Stranger: (this was the person before the person that made me lose the game) You: what are the chances you get 2 in a row? Stranger: i'm thinking 0% You: well, I just died a little inside Stranger: Yeah, well I played maplestory for 2 years. Stranger: Seriously what the ****. Stranger: Maplestory. You: I played WoW for 8 hours earlier Stranger: Sweet Stranger: what server You: dungeon****er Stranger: that must be new with wotlk You: yea, it's 18+ Stranger: good **** You: and you gotta have the top secret pass Stranger: oh? You: LEROY JEEEEEEEEEEENKINS You have disconnected. |
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2k post AZ!!!
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Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi You: hi Stranger: asl? You: whats that mean? Stranger: age/sex/location - like im 19/m/uk You: oh im 66/f/ballin town USA You: you wanna cyber? Stranger: wanna cyber? You: hells yes i do Stranger: good Stranger: what do you wanna do, like roleplay wise You: whoops just pooped myself got to go Stranger: np You have disconnected. |
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Stranger: Hello User:Stranger,
This is Kimberly from Customer Service at Omegle. We have received multiple complaints of inappropriate, lewd behavior traced to your IP address. The Federal Bureau of Investigations will be alerted within the next 24 hours. This is your first warning. Kimberly Nguyen (301) 938 - 5193 Omegle Inc. Your conversational partner has disconnected. |
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I am really happy i found this thread
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Stranger: b9
You: Hello You: This is Kimberly from Customer Service at Omegle. We have received multiple complaints of inappropriate, lewd behavior traced to your IP address. The Federal Bureau of Investigations will be alerted within the next 24 hours. This is your second warning. Kimberly Nguyen (301) 938 - 5193 Omegle Inc. Stranger: k Stranger: r u high You: now GFY You: Yes Im smoking NY SOUR DIESEL IMO You: Sick blend and super tasty Stranger: nice You: stoney as **** Stranger: cool You: really nice budz Stranger: go overdoes |
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You: hi im rob
You: i have bipolar disorder Stranger: Hi Rob. Stranger: so does my brother You: i have to **** in a tin can twice a week or i get hives Stranger: um. Stranger: ok You: weird isnt it? Stranger: very |
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holy god look at the neck on her?
Your play is to make sure her mom is not a ostrich |
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Someone needs to start a site like omegle but with private rooms. So you have, say, a bbv4l chat room, but when you enter that room you are randomly assigned one person to talk to.
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Stranger: hi!
You: hi Stranger: are you a girl? You: i used to be Stranger: so now you have a dick? You: affirmative Stranger: **** Your conversational partner has disconnected. |
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: It's me again You: i like you Stranger: I thought you would You: april fools You have disconnected. |
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I know its long but it was all over the place, i tried.
You: oh hey You: a/s/l Stranger: hello there mr ors mrs stranger Stranger: im 19/m/aus Stranger: you You: 20/f/mn/usa Stranger: oh wow usa Stranger: thats amazing You: is that surprising You: its pretty early here Stranger: yeah You: im just bored You: and horney Stranger: i thought everyone would be asleep Stranger: me too You: figured i would give it a shot Stranger: but males are always like that You: so ive heard Stranger: go out there Stranger: and pick someone up Stranger: there always up for a shag You: i will find homless people and wandering vagrants Stranger: just point and lure them in You: im not gonna go work a corner You: i will look like a prostitute if i go out in my night gowned and point at random men on the street You: i just need someone to prime my engine Stranger: ive slain a few dragons in my time Stranger: does that get you going You: it gets my gears grinding a bit You: as long as you know your way around the bush Stranger: and i prefer no bush You: but being from down under should suffice Stranger: or bush that is nicely trimmed Stranger: i like being down under You: well i aint got no wild fire going on Stranger: well i do atm Stranger: i should do something about it now You: if you have a fire hose worthy of dousing me im game Stranger: are you into some wizadry Stranger: i can poke my wand anywhere you want You: what kind of wizadry? You: do you think you can cast spells? You: i dont want a hex on me Stranger: i can make stuff shoot out of my wand Stranger: my long hard wand You: well that sounds pretty normal You: does it get any freakier than that? Stranger: yeah pretty standard for any young wizard You: ive never ridden a warlocks wand You: what kind of cloak do you wear? Stranger: when im at home nothing Stranger: when im out silk You: what kind of thread count? You: im materialistic Stranger: im not feeling it You: so your not a wizard? You: i want you to be a 28 year old latino firefighter Stranger: damn i cant do latino You: south african? Stranger: so your into ethnic Stranger: yellow meat? Stranger: im a small chinese man from china Stranger: trying to make you join the communiists Stranger: convert you You: im a white male from utah, im just drunk You: ill convert you Stranger: damn You: pervert Stranger: i can actualy believe that You: its the truth You: lol Stranger: **** Stranger: this hurts deep Stranger: april fools right? You: your sick You: you wish, gay. 2nd edit: alright i tried |
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i know right ?
You: hi Stranger: hello :) how are you? You: i put on my robe and wizard hat Stranger: oh you kinky slut Stranger: wanna play with my wand? You: i concentrate hard and cast Lvl 8 Penis of the Infinite. Stranger: oh that feels good in my ass Stranger: throbbing You: I spend my mana reserves to cast Mighty of the Beyondness. Your conversational partner has disconnected. _________________________ Stranger: Hi You: hi Stranger: where r u from ? You: A land far away... I put on my robe and wizard hat. Stranger: OMG |
Re: Omegle: Talk to strangers!
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Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: oh hoi! i'm woll smoth! You: hi Stranger: whot aro you doong? You: hi Stranger: hi You: hi Stranger: hi You: please respond Stranger: what You: hi Stranger: *psssshhh* don't hear ya Stranger: speak louder! You: HI Stranger: lol HI! Your conversational partner has disconnected. |
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Stranger: hello
You: FFFFFYYYEEEEAAAAHHHHH Stranger: are you a god? You: FFFFFYYYEEEEAAAAHHHHH Stranger: NANNERPUSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You: FFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUU! Stranger: PUT A BANANA IN YOUR EAR! You: FFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUU! Stranger: BANANAS IN PAJAMAS! You: FFFFFYYYEEEEAAAAHHHHH Stranger: MONSTEROLYTES! You: FFFFFYYYEEEEAAAAHHHHH Stranger: Things to do in denver when your dead You: FFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUU! Stranger: OVER 9000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You: DBZ? Stranger: DBZ! You: FFFFFYYYEEEEAAAAHHHHH You have disconnected. |
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Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: Hi Stranger: hi u You: Hi there You: Hello? Stranger: whats crackin stranger You: This: You: _/_____\_____________\____________/____\ |_______|_____________\__________|______| |_______`._____________|_________|_______: .\________|____________|_________\|_______| _\_______|_/_________/__\\\___--___\\_______: __\______\/_____--~~__________~--__|_\_____| ___\______\_-~___________________~-_\____| ____\______\_________.----------.________\|___| ______\_____\______//_________(_(__>__\___| _______\___.__C____)_.you just_(_(____>__|__/ _______/\_|___C_____)/__lost_\_(_____>__|_/ ______/_/\|___C_____)___the__|__(___>___/__\ _____|___(___C_____)\_game_/__//___/_/_____\ _____|____\__|_____\\_________//__(__/______| ____|_\____\____)___`----___--'______________| ____|__\______________\_______/__________/_| ____|_____________/____|_____|__\___________| ____|____________|____./______\___\__________|_ ___|____________/____..|_______|___\__________| ___|___________/_____..\___/\___/_____|_________| ___|__________/________|____|_______|_________| __|__________|_________|____|_______|_________| Stranger: hahaha Stranger: your a sodomist ? You: I dont want to take any part of this Stranger: you started it Stranger: haha You: Just walk away Your conversational partner has disconnected. |
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You: o hai
Stranger: hey Stranger: how are you? You: how are you today fine sir or maam You: i'm fantastic, just got done ****ing my sheep Stranger: oh.. is it still alive? :( You: yes, it came many times Stranger: im not fine... You: tight little coots on those sheep, ya know You: what's wrong? Stranger: couse my wife left me You: im sry to hear dat You: what hapnd Stranger: so im sittn alone at home in my chair You: oh :( Stranger: oh.. we were in a fight You: think she'll come back? Stranger: she took our son with her You: ****ty Stranger: i dont know You: what did you fight about Stranger: now they live at her uncle and aunt Stranger: in a town called bel air You: oh, where the fresh prince moved to Stranger: i took him in my washing machine You: wat |
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Stranger: heil
You: hi You: hu ha Stranger: german? You: lol no You: nazi? Stranger: what else? You: of course You: you did a poor job You: jews still alive Stranger: ye Your conversational partner has disconnected. |
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