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omgomgomg I had never heard of this. It's like freakin' crack!

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You: oh hai dere
Stranger: may i ask what you want from this conversation?
You: no you may not
Stranger: too obvious troll
Stranger: work on your social enginerring
You: that's what she said
Stranger: indeed
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Stranger: hi
Stranger: lets cyber
You: hi
You: sure, why not
Stranger: you start
You: I pay you 5 dollars to get into the car
You: this is your going rate btw
You: filthy whore
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Stranger: asl
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what the effffffff

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You: Hi
Stranger: SAVE THE WOMBATS!!!
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You: hi
Stranger: hi
You: how are you
Stranger: i'm tired
You: ygos?
Stranger: ygos?
You: not afaik
You: i asked first
You: are you a dude
Stranger: yoggsaron?
wtf does ygos do
Stranger: err mean*
You: you gay or something?
You: lol
Stranger: oh
Stranger: yea i'm gay irl
You: sick life
Stranger: take dah dick up dah butt
You: kool?
Stranger: aid?

You: you got AIDS?
You: not kool iyam
Stranger: i got kool aids
Stranger: /s
You: not funny imo
You: do you like mayo?
Stranger: **** no
Stranger: mayo is disgusting
You: why not?
You: do you like anything at all about mayo?
Stranger: never tried it
You: you should PM him sometime
Stranger: wat
You: thats what she said
You: gtg

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Stranger: Csezc!
You: wat
Stranger: It means 'Hello' in Polish.
You: Hauska Tavita!
Stranger: ok.
You: It means "nice to meet you" in finnish
Stranger: Sorry, I never bothered to learn the language of gays.
You: Actions speak louder than words
You: in your case anyway
Stranger: Shame we're typing, eh?
You: "Ashamed I'm fapping, eh" FYP
Stranger: ...
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Stranger: heyy
You: i played spin the bottle and landed on you
You: *KISS*
You: MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
Stranger: i usually wait until the 2nd date
Stranger: before i kiss
Stranger: but thanks
You: how long until cuddle
Stranger: not until marriage
You: how long until pedobear
Stranger: immediately
Stranger: as soon as you want
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Stranger: hi
You: ideal weight for a woman over or under 115
You: ?
Stranger: use the metric system
You: I AM

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You: oh hai dere
Stranger: Lets have a real man talk just you and me
You: sounds enticing
Stranger: thats all i got :(
You: Was Jesus a virgin when he died?
Stranger: **** yes he was
Stranger: duh?
You: sad
Stranger: your sad.

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Stranger: hi
You: sup vince
Stranger: sup
You: sorry to hear about the hooker incident man
You: hows your tongue?
Stranger: yeah sorry about your face too
Stranger: because i jizz on it
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You: hai!
You: hi!
Stranger: hi
You: like sushi?
You: Sardinia being
Garibaldi
nobody intervenes... system is dead
Polish Uprising, 1863 (France Isolated)
Bismark and Prussia Benefit
Was with Denmark, 1864
Six Weeks War, 1866 (Austria out of the German Confederation)
North German Confederation, 1867
Franco-Prussian War, 1870
German Empire Created, 1871
signed in the Hall of Mirrors at Versailles
The Significance of German Unity
Prussia Ascendant
For Euorpe
A new center of power (France Displaced)
Austria, Russia, and Turkish Empire remain keys to peace
For France, a search for allies against Germany

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lol

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Stranger: 56/m/tucson
You: gross
Stranger: what?
You: whats it like teetering on heart attack?
Stranger: i kind of like it. like tomorrow never matters
Stranger: an exhilirating freedom
You: still stuck at work though right
Stranger: well. yes.
You: not so free
Stranger: corporate zombie
You: at least its exhilarating
Stranger: not so much now that you shattered it for me
You: its what i do
Stranger: you're a bastard

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You: Duck
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Stranger: hey
You: Hi there
Stranger: a-s-l please
You: I'm Old Gregg. Pleased to meet you.
You: What you doing in my waters?
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Stranger: Have you ever listened to yourself speak?
You: No
You: I'm deaf
Stranger: Oh yeah?
You: Why what's my voice like
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Stranger: hi
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Stranger: hi
You: ygos?
Stranger: yea
Stranger: what
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Stranger: 22/f/ma
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omg

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this isn't as funny, but i just copy and pasted all of romeo and juliet
the guy turbo left, i was going to post all of it for effect but its so long it wont let me post it hahahahahaha


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You: ACT I

PROLOGUE

Two households, both alike in dignity,
In fair Verona, where we lay our scene,
From ancient grudge break to new mutiny,
Where civil blood makes civil hands unclean.
From forth the fatal loins of these two foes
A pair of star-cross'd lovers take their life;
Whole misadventured piteous overthrows
Do with their death bury their parents' strife.
The fearful passage of their death-mark'd love,
And the continuance of their parents' rage,
Which, but their children's end, nought could remove,
Is now the two hours' traffic of our stage;
The which if you with patient ears attend,
What here shall miss, our toil shall strive to mend.
SCENE I. Verona. A public place.

Enter SAMPSON and GREGORY, of the house of Capulet, armed with swords and bucklers
SAMPSON
Gregory, o' my word, we'll not carry coals.
GREGORY
No, for then we should be colliers.
SAMPSON
I mean, an we be in choler, we'll draw.
GREGORY
Ay, while you live, draw your neck out o' the collar.
SAMPSON
I strike quickly, being moved.
GREGORY
But thou art not quickly moved to strike.
SAMPSON
A dog of the house of Montague moves me.
GREGORY
To move is to stir; and to be valiant is to stand:
therefore, if thou art moved, thou runn'st away.
SAMPSON
A dog of that house shall move me to stand: I will
take the wall of any man or maid of Montague's.
GREGORY
That shows thee a weak slave; for the weakest goes
to the wall.
SAMPSON
True; and therefore women, being the weaker vessels,
are ever thrust to the wall: therefore I will push
Montague's men from the wall, and thrust his maids
to the wall.
GREGORY
The quarrel is between our masters and us their men.
SAMPSON
'Tis all one, I will show myself a tyrant: when I
have fought with the men, I will be cruel with the
maids, and cut off their heads.
GREGORY
The heads of the maids?
SAMPSON
Ay, the heads of the maids, or their maidenheads;
take it in what sense thou wilt.
GREGORY
They must take it in sense that feel it.
SAMPSON
Me they shall feel while I am able to stand: and
'tis known I am a pretty piece of flesh.
GREGORY
'Tis well thou art not fish; if thou hadst, thou
hadst been poor John. Draw thy tool! here comes
two of the house of the Montagues.
SAMPSON
My naked weapon is out: quarrel, I will back thee.
GREGORY
How! turn thy back and run?
SAMPSON
Fear me not.
GREGORY
No, marry; I fear thee!
SAMPSON
Let us take the law of our sides; let them begin.
GREGORY
I will frown as I pass by, and let them take it as
they list.
SAMPSON
Nay, as they dare. I will bite my thumb at them;
which is a disgrace to them, if they bear it.
Enter ABRAHAM and BALTHASAR

ABRAHAM
Do you bite your thumb at us, sir?
SAMPSON
I do bite my thumb, sir.
ABRAHAM
Do you bite your thumb at us, sir?
SAMPSON
[Aside to GREGORY] Is the law of our side, if I say
ay?
GREGORY
No.
SAMPSON
No, sir, I do not bite my thumb at you, sir, but I
bite my thumb, sir.
GREGORY
Do you quarrel, sir?
ABRAHAM
Quarrel sir! no, sir.
SAMPSON
If you do, sir, I am for you: I serve as good a man as you.
ABRAHAM
No better.
SAMPSON
Well, sir.
GREGORY
Say 'better:' here comes one of my master's kinsmen.
SAMPSON
Yes, better, sir.
ABRAHAM
You lie.
SAMPSON
Draw, if you be men. Gregory, remember thy swashing blow.
They fight

Enter BENVOLIO

BENVOLIO
Part, fools!
Put up your swords; you know not what you do.
Beats down their swords

Enter TYBALT

TYBALT
What, art thou drawn among these heartless hinds?
Turn thee, Benvolio, look upon thy death.
BENVOLIO
I do but keep the peace: put up thy sword,
Or manage it to part these men with me.
TYBALT
What, drawn, and talk of peace! I hate the word,
As I hate hell, all Montagues, and thee:
Have at thee, coward!
They fight

Enter, several of both houses, who join the fray; then enter Citizens, with clubs

First Citizen
Clubs, bills, and partisans! strike! beat them down!
Down with the Capulets! down with the Montagues!
Enter CAPULET in his gown, and LADY CAPULET

CAPULET
What noise is this? Give me my long sword, ho!
LADY CAPULET
A crutch, a crutch! why call you for a sword?
CAPULET
My sword, I say! Old Montague is come,
And flourishes his blade in spite of me.
Enter MONTAGUE and LADY MONTAGUE

MONTAGUE
Thou villain Capulet,--Hold me not, let me go.
LADY MONTAGUE
Thou shalt not stir a foot to seek a foe.
Enter PRINCE, with Attendants

PRINCE
Rebellious subjects, enemies to peace,
Profaners of this neighbour-stained steel,--
Will they not hear? What, ho! you men, you beasts,
That quench the fire of your pernicious rage
With purple fountains issuing from your veins,
On pain of torture, from those bloody hands
Throw your mistemper'd weapons to the ground,
And hear the sentence of your moved prince.
Three civil brawls, bred of an airy word,
By thee, old Capulet, and Montague,
Have thrice disturb'd the quiet of our streets,
And made Verona's ancient citizens
Cast by their grave beseeming ornaments,
To wield old partisans, in hands as old,
Canker'd with peace, to part your canker'd hate:
If ever you disturb our streets again,
Your lives shall pay the forfeit of the peace.
For this time, all the rest depart away:
You Capulet; shall go along with me:
And, Montague, come you this afternoon,
To know our further pleasure in this case,
To old Free-town, our common judgment-place.
Once more, on pain of death, all men depart.
Exeunt all but MONTAGUE, LADY MONTAGUE, and BENVOLIO

MONTAGUE
Who set this ancient quarrel new abroach?
Speak, nephew, were you by when it began?
BENVOLIO
Here were the servants of your adversary,
And yours, close fighting ere I did approach:
I drew to part them: in the instant came
The fiery Tybalt, with his sword prepared,
Which, as he breathed defiance to my ears,
He swung about his head and cut the winds,
Who nothing hurt withal hiss'd him in scorn:
While we were interchanging thrusts and blows,
Came more and more and fought on part and part,
Till the prince came, who parted either part.
LADY MONTAGUE
O, where is Romeo? saw you him to-day?
Right glad I am he was not at this fray.
BENVOLIO
Madam, an hour before the worshipp'd sun
Peer'd forth the golden window of the east,
A troubled mind drave me to walk abroad;
Where, underneath the grove of sycamore
That westward rooteth from the city's side,
So early walking did I see your son:
Towards him I made, but he was ware of me
And stole into the covert of the wood:
I, measuring his affections by my own,
That most are busied when they're most alone,
Pursued my humour not pursuing his,
And gladly shunn'd who gladly fled from me.
MONTAGUE
Many a morning hath he there been seen,
With tears augmenting the fresh morning dew.
Adding to clouds more clouds with his deep sighs;
But all so soon as the all-cheering sun
Should in the furthest east begin to draw
The shady curtains from Aurora's bed,
Away from the light steals home my heavy son,
And private in his chamber pens himself,
Shuts up his windows, locks far daylight out
And makes himself an artificial night:
Black and portentous must this humour prove,
Unless good counsel may the cause remove.
BENVOLIO
My noble uncle, do you know the cause?
MONTAGUE
I neither know it nor can learn of him.
BENVOLIO
Have you importuned him by any means?
MONTAGUE
Both by myself and many other friends:
But he, his own affections' counsellor,
Is to himself--I will not say how true--
But to himself so secret and so close,
So far from sounding and discovery,
As is the bud bit with an envious worm,
Ere he can spread his sweet leaves to the air,
Or dedicate his beauty to the sun.
Could we but learn from whence his sorrows grow.
We would as willingly give cure as know.
Enter ROMEO

BENVOLIO
See, where he comes: so please you, step aside;
I'll know his grievance, or be much denied.
MONTAGUE
I would thou wert so happy by thy stay,
To hear true shrift. Come, madam, let's away.
Exeunt MONTAGUE and LADY MONTAGUE

BENVOLIO
Good-morrow, cousin.
ROMEO
Is the day so young?
BENVOLIO
But new struck nine.
ROMEO
Ay me! sad hours seem long.
Was that my father that went hence so fast?
BENVOLIO
It was. What sadness lengthens Romeo's hours?
ROMEO
Not having that, which, having, makes them short.
BENVOLIO
In love?
ROMEO
Out--
BENVOLIO
Of love?
ROMEO
Out of her favour, where I am in love.
BENVOLIO
Alas, that love, so gentle in his view,
Should be so tyrannous and rough in proof!
ROMEO
Alas, that love, whose view is muffled still,
Should, without eyes, see pathways to his will!

and the rest of romeo and juliet, it wont let me post it cause its so ****ing long

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