Re: Omegle: Talk to strangers!
 

this omegle thing just weirds me out

this conversation makes no sense, is not funny and for some reason I feel weird talking to random dudes, whoever was asking me who they were talking to before when they opened with

"mayo is..."
and i replied "gayo"

that was me.


this is some convo I just had and I am now done with omegle because I feel more ******ed because of it.


Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hey hey heeeeeeeeeeeeeey
Stranger: WASSUP!!!

You: WASSSSSSSSSUP
Stranger: i like you already
Stranger: hahaha
You: bud light?
Stranger: oh yeah
Stranger: the good times
You: the best of times
Stranger: greatest commercial ever
You: debateable
You: do you drink BL
Stranger: true, true
You: obviously you're a dude
Stranger: occaisionnaly
Stranger: yes, yes i am
Stranger: i doubt there are any women on this
You: your assumptions are probably accurate
Stranger: i have a great idea, i say a word and you say what comes to mind
Stranger: im guessing so
Stranger: ready?
You: yep
Stranger: Zoom
You: camea
You: camera
Stranger: Zoomdoggle
You: camera goggles
Stranger: Rabid albino pigeon
You: run
Stranger: HOLY SH**
You: snap
Stranger: rabid albino pigeon with a gun
You: badass
Stranger: pimp
You: daddy
Stranger: big daddy whoop
You: black
Stranger: fat albert
You: white
Stranger: giggidy
You: quag
Stranger: roundhouse kick
You: bruce lee
Stranger: Chuck Norri
Stranger: s
You: the past
Stranger: the present
You: pedo bear
Stranger: albino pedo bear
You: craziness
Stranger: Facebook
You: stalkers
Stranger: dateline
You: hansen
Stranger: ????????????????""-^*''''*^~^*'''*^-""
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Stranger: hehehe
You: can i have some tea?
You: my throat is suddenly dry
Stranger: of course
Stranger: from laughter?
You: who's laughing?
You: not me, i'm serious
Stranger: darn
Stranger: PAris
You: france
Stranger: freedom fires
Stranger: *fries
You: michael moore
Stranger: big fatty
You: david spade
Stranger: david blaine
You: soccer
Stranger: ok now your turn
You: omegle
Stranger: good
You: omega
Stranger: Michael phelps
You: omelette
Stranger: yum
You: omniscient
Stranger: Zeus
You: omen
Stranger: black cat
You: omnomnom
Stranger: LOL cat
You: omit
Stranger: vomit
You: omit the vomit
Stranger: oscar the grouch
You: oscar the happy
Stranger: oscar the emo
You: emotional
Stranger: women
You: women in panties
Stranger: EXCELLENT
You: men in panties
Stranger: not good
Stranger: for me that is
You: you lose
You: clarificaiton - 1000 points
You: i win
You: goodbye
Stranger: d'oh

Re: Omegle: Talk to strangers!
 

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: are you a girl
You: obviously
Stranger: good
Stranger: i'm a raptor, just so you know
You: really?
Stranger: sup?
You: i've never been with a raptor before
You: look i have to come clean
You: i'm a wooly mammoth
You: so.....
You: yeah
Stranger: well, i dont like to brag or anything....but raptors are said to have big weeners
Stranger: bigger than african americans
You: well, similar to you, i would also like to avoid coming off as conceited.. but i have a huge vagina
You: bigger than african americans
You: well
You: bigger than shaq
You: he could walk right in
You: and just think it was a dark room or something
You: he'd be feeling around for a lightswitch
You: but i don't have electric yet
You: so joke's on him
Stranger: i have bigger penis than chuck norris btw
Stranger: my penis can do a wall run
Stranger: and an air kick
You: my vagina feeds on the weak
Stranger: wow, you sure have a mighty vagina
You: my vagina's so big it has its own vagina
Stranger: oh yeah?
Stranger: well...
Stranger: my penis can beat the **** out of your vagina!
You: and even my vagina's vagina is bigger than your vagina
You: my vagina's so big that it gets mistaken for the grand canyon about once every two years or so
You: some tourist wanders in
You: helps himself to the snacks i put out
You: and then usually gets scared and runs away
You: and yes, i put out
You: snacks
You: little vagina cookies
You: and vagina juice
Stranger: you're really perverted, eeeewwww

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Re: Omegle: Talk to strangers!
 

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: HI
Stranger: !
You: HI!
Stranger: And how are you doing today?
You: will you have sex with my brother?
You: ill reward you handsomely
Stranger: sure
Stranger: tell him to bend over
You: i should mention he has a slight case of leprosy
Stranger: COOL DETACHABLE LIMBS!!!!
You: :D
Stranger: ====Þ
You: hes 26
Stranger: 8 or 80 blind crippled or crazy. if they can't walk cary them
You: and likes to wear old sheep skins
Stranger: Baaaaaah
You: do you mind if he uses a condom made out of a goats intestine? he likes to go natural
You: he says
Stranger: I'll be doing the quarter backing
Stranger: he can play reciever
You: he's more of an offensive linesmen
Stranger: hmm we will figure something out then
You: do you mind if he calls your jasmine?
You: it was his old dog
You: *you
You: he may also call your naval bruce, its a thing he had with his ex boyfriend
Stranger: I can't see why not, aslong as I can scream aladin
Stranger: tell him to get over that ****
You: his ex boyfriend died from rectal penetration
You: his colon exploded
You: so its a touchy subject
You: i wouldn't bring it up
Stranger: jesus christ is your brother super man?
Stranger: death by but ****
Stranger: hmmm never thought i would see the day
You: his ejaculate is like a shotgun blast
Stranger: tell him he should try a kryponite condom
Stranger: but that might kill him
You: or he should only have sex with wonder woman
You: then again shes the only woman who has a uterus strong enough to bare his child
You: if it were a regular woman getting a sun tan, her unborn baby could kick a hole right through her stomach
Stranger: I like to screw women in uncomfortable places
You: like the back of a volkswagon?
Stranger: why does every one ask that
You: do you know lafours?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Re: Omegle: Talk to strangers!
 

Maybe I went a bit overboard on this guy...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: I will just hazard a guess
You: that you are a moron
You: am I correct?
You: Y/N
Stranger: yeah, how do you know?
You: It's a talent.
Stranger: but i dont think religion is a bad thing
You: good, neither do I
Stranger: if you'd live in slc you'd be a moron, too
You: good thing I don't live in Utah
Stranger: has some advantages
Stranger: like we're all related to each other
Stranger: and i can marry my mother
You: well
You: an obvious disadvantage would be tapping a family member
You: that cannot be fun
You: nor good for the gene pool
Stranger: you dont know ****, dude
You: in fact, I feel unclean speaking with a man who's slept with his mother in a less-than-platonic way.
You: dude?
You: DUDE?!?!?
You: WHO THE **** YOU CALLING DUDE?????
You: This conversation's over
You: ...dude.
Stranger: whats wrong with it bro?
You have disconnected.

Re: Omegle: Talk to strangers!
 

Stranger: hi you into cybering
You: ya i love cyber
You: space
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Re: Omegle: Talk to strangers!
 

Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: fav movie?
You: dead and breakfast
Stranger: never heard of it
You: zombie movie
Stranger: cool
You: i agree
You: so
You: lets do this
Stranger: do what?
You: 8=======D~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
You: much better
You: thank you
You have disconnected.

Re: Omegle: Talk to strangers!
 

You: heya
Stranger: gah
Stranger: hai
You: i have a disabled sibling in need of a handjob
You: can u take care of this?
Stranger: _/_____\_____________\____________/____\
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___\______\_-~___________________~-_\____|
____\______\_________.----------.________\|___|
______\_____\______//_________(_(__>__\___|
_______\___.__C____)_.you just_(_(____>__|__/
_______/\_|___C_____)/__lost_\_(_____>__|_/
______/_/\|___C_____)___the__|__(___>___/__\
_____|___(___C_____)\_game_/__//___/_/_____\
_____|____\__|_____\\_________//__(__/______|
____|_\____\____)___`----___--'______________|
____|__\______________\_______/__________/_|
____|_____________/____|_____|__\___________|
____|____________|____./______\___\__________|_
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___|___________/_____..\___/\___/_____|_________|
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Stranger: how about this ?
Stranger: huh
You: i like them apples

Re: Omegle: Talk to strangers!
 

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: mm
You: i just came
You: how does that make you feel?
Stranger: oo
Stranger: lovely
Stranger: you're hot
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Re: Omegle: Talk to strangers!
 

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: i hate you mom
You: WILLLLLLLLLLLLLSSSSSSSSSSOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNN N
Stranger: it´s too late
You: oh sorry
You: is your name voit?
Stranger: it´s wilson
You: ****...
You have disconnected.

Re: Omegle: Talk to strangers!
 

You: hi
Stranger: hi!
You: no
Stranger: WHAT
You: wat

Re: Omegle: Talk to strangers!
 

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: In what year did Thomas Paine publish "Common Sense"?
You: 1942
Stranger: In what year was the Declaration of Independence signed?
You: 1776
Stranger: In what year did Adam Smith publish The Wealth of Nations?
You: 1779
Stranger: 1 out of 3 ain't bad
Stranger: all the same year - it was a trick-quiz
Stranger: now guess which year?
You: im guessing 1776
Stranger: CORRECT!
Stranger: now ask me some
You: in 2003 how many females were there in the russian army?
You: how many cubic miles of water are there in the world?
Stranger: 2,000
You: how many nanometres are there in a foot?
Stranger: 25,000 cubic miles
You: how much wood can a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck can chuck wood?
Stranger: 300,000,000
Stranger: woodchucks can't chuck wood
Stranger: what do I win?
You: you're only off by about 360 million cubic miles, give or take a a few hundred thousand
You: you win an internet
Stranger: is it in the mail?
You: i need your postal code
Stranger: I was right on the nanometers though
Stranger: sorry
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Re: Omegle: Talk to strangers!
 

You: yo
Stranger: hi
You: so what's hangin'?
Stranger: not much, how are you doin
You: getting ready to shave my cat....that's about it
Stranger: i was about to shave my head
Stranger: my hair's getting a little too long
Stranger: if i shave the cat, my roommates will go crazy
You: well, my cat has lice

Re: Omegle: Talk to strangers!
 

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
You: if you had to choose between being raped by 5 fat chicks or raping 5 fat guys what would you choose?
Stranger: 5 fat guys :L
You: ***
You have disconnected.

Re: Omegle: Talk to strangers!
 

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: ready?
Stranger: hi
You: apparently not
You have disconnected.

Re: Omegle: Talk to strangers!
 

how has no one tied any Blood Ninja yet?

"I put on my robe and wizard hat"

Re: Omegle: Talk to strangers!
 

.

Re: Omegle: Talk to strangers!
 

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: i farted
Stranger: thats interesting
You: into a jar
You: so i can save it for later
Stranger: oh
Stranger: good idea
You: i have an elaborate series of bookshelfs with old farts
You: i inventory them once a month
You: i have one dating back to 1997
You: im saving it for a special occassion
You: but enough about me
You: whats your favourite colour and why?
Stranger: where would you go if you had rocket rollerskates?
Stranger: my favorite is red
Stranger: its the color of the sky
You: the only clear answer is the ocean, to meet up with a yellow submarine
You: oh you're from mars
You: sorry i can't talk to you
Stranger: yeah
You have disconnected.

Re: Omegle: Talk to strangers!
 

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: not today ninja
You have disconnected.

Re: Omegle: Talk to strangers!
 

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: whats your favourite month and why
Stranger: July
Stranger: its warm
Stranger: you?
You: august, it was the day i had my first enema
You: august 23 to be exact
You: let me regale you with the events that transpired that day
You: it was a cold august morning
You: i had woken up out of a drunken stupor the night before
You: i looked at my night stand, 7 AM
You: this enraged me
You: i was cold
Stranger: is that it?
You: i got out of bed to locate something to eat when i felt the burning urge to go to the bathroom
You: i sat down on the cold toilet seat
You: it had not been used since last night
You: where i vomited profusely into it
You: the air had a bittersweet taste to it
You: like old beer in a sweaty gym bag
You: much to my dismay
You: no matter how hard i tried
You: i could not forcefully remove the contents of my colon
You: shocked and taken back
You: i grabbed a turkey baster
You: and filled it with vinegar
You: it was warm
You: because i age my vinegar on the windowsill
You: you should try it
Stranger: i will
You: i inserted the vinegar filled turkey baster up my ass
You: no lube of course
You: i pressed down on the plunger
You: and a fountain of vinegar erupted out of my ass
You: it took a second
You: but finally
You: the steady stream of feces and vinegar flowed out of my ass into a lovely river of delight
You: it was that day
You: that i learned that war, greed, democrats, they dont matter in life
You: as long as i have my vinegar
You: i can take on the world
You: this is my life lesson to you
You: charish it
You: good day
You have disconnected.

Re: Omegle: Talk to strangers!
 

wtf is this thread?

Re: Omegle: Talk to strangers!
 

epic

Re: Omegle: Talk to strangers!
 

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hello
Stranger: hello :D
You: hello
Stranger: hello :D
You: hello
Stranger: hello :D
You: i think i like you
Stranger: me too
Stranger: Are you a girl ?
You: half
Stranger: **** :X
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Re: Omegle: Talk to strangers!
 

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi!
You: hi!
Stranger: where U from?
You: where U from?
Stranger: Vagina ;o
Stranger: and U?
You: Vagina ;o
You: and U?
Stranger: no wai! ;o
You: no wai! ;o
Stranger: I suck penis
You: I suck penis
Stranger: rly? ;d
You: rly? ;d
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Re: Omegle: Talk to strangers!
 

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: hey
You: hi
Stranger: sup g?
You: hi
You: imo
Stranger: ......
You: hi
Stranger: **** ur gay
You: nou
You: hi
Stranger: man. u suck big dick dont u?
You: hi