onnecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: hi
Stranger: hi
You: hey
Stranger: hey
You: sup
Stranger: sup
You: nada
Stranger: Im new at this
You: same
You: lol wat?
Stranger: sarah said this site is a trip
You: who is sarah?
Stranger: she met a funny cool guy here
Stranger: are you a funny cool guy?
You: yes
You: are you a chick?
Stranger: sarah is my bff
Stranger: duh
You: we should have sex
You: sometime
Stranger: thats not funny, should we though?
You: i think we should
You: up to you
Stranger: ok, when
Stranger: where would this sex happen?
You: im up for it anytime
You: my moms basement
Stranger: you should really be funnier though
You: IM TRYING!
Stranger: I would feel cheap if u werent funny and cute
You: i am cute
You: uw atching me?
Stranger: sarah met a really funny black guy on here
You: stfu about sarah pl0x
Stranger: rude!
Stranger: not funny
You: u know what i think?
You: i think this site is a trap
Stranger: who cares, ur not funny
You: so leave
You: stranger
Stranger: I cant
Stranger: I'm hooked
You: haha
You: easy game
Stranger: hmmm
Stranger: I
You: sooooo
Stranger: Use the chain around the head normally
You: how do i know what u look like?
Stranger: myspace?
You: gots it
You: hmmm
You: ok ill give it to you
Stranger: ok, some qualifying questions first
You: aw
You: ok
Stranger: where do you live?
You: earth
Stranger: what do you do?
You: breathe
Stranger: what state
You: ignorance
You: do i qualify or what?
Stranger: Im seriious, ur not funny or witty enough for me to give out my info to
You: wtf
Stranger: try harder
You: WOW
You: IM TRYING HARD
You: u american?
Stranger: California, from Ohio originally
You: oh
You: 3000 miles away
You: massachusetts
You: massachusetts originally
Stranger: myspace is /ashleymooon
You: how old are you though?
Stranger: send me a request if ur cute
Stranger: over 18
You: im ridiculously cute
You: the question is
You: are you?
You: hold on ill tell you if you are in a minute
Stranger: nevrmind
You: oh
Stranger: you lost my interest
You: are you that ugly?
Stranger: conceited
You: i can tell
You: too bad
You: cool site
Stranger: why are some people so rude on here]
You: ill just pretend it was a random friend request
You: youll never know
You: >
You: you are being more rude then me
You: imo
You: IF im cute
You: im ot funny
Stranger: see, thats what doesnt make sense, if you wanna be friends why the tough guy act[
Stranger: Im not rude
Stranger: I'm playful
You: im a tough guy
You: *shrugs*
Stranger: whatevea
You: like
You: seriously
You: maybe we should be friends
You: what do you think?
Stranger: how old are you?
You: 24
Stranger: really from mass?
You: yes...
Stranger: ever been on the left coast?
You: are you really from cali?
You: washingtoon state a few times
Stranger: yea
Stranger: my bf lives in Wa
You: that sucks
You: you should move out here to be closer to me
You: we could snuggle
Stranger: ok
You: YES
Stranger: freak
You: score
You: ur a freak
You: talking to strangers on the internet
You: weirdo
Stranger: send me ur myspace
You: /not_feeling_myself
Stranger: its fun *******
You: i know
You: ill just wait here for you to come back and tell me how sex i am
Stranger: ...
You: its ok
You: youll see
Stranger: WHATS UR NAME?
You: ryan
You: whats ur name?
Stranger: whats ur myspace?
Stranger: Ashley
You: ashley and ryan hmm?
You: i kinda like it
You: ryan and ashley
You: rolls off the tounge
Stranger: gawd, you have 30 seconds to keep me interested
You:
http://www.myspace.com/not_feeling_myself
You: done.
Stranger: 25
Stranger: 20
Stranger: 15
Stranger: 10
Stranger: 5
Stranger: out
Last edited by makemecool; 03-30-2009 at 10:59 PM.
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