http://omegle.com/

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i think we can all have fun with this

the possibilities are endless.

The person that I attempted to talk to: he actually wanted to talk. He wouldn't play ball.

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lol i talked to you

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You: sup
Stranger: normal or freako?
You: i get freaky
Stranger: uuggh
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You: hi
Stranger: hello
You: what it do
Stranger: how many people come here from /b/?



uhh wat

hahaha

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You: Wat it do?
Stranger: man im bored as hell
You: Maybe you're just boring.
Stranger: i'm guessing you a dude right?
You: LDO
Stranger: your not helping my boredom
You: That's not really my problem.
You: ducy?
You: Please respond.
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mayo = sol

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Stranger: Joke option
You: joke
You: knock knock
Stranger: whos there?
You: wait
You: I thought you were asking what kind of joke I wanted
Stranger: oh, ah ok
You: knock knock
Stranger: wait so are you starting one or asking for one again
Stranger: I'm hells of confused
You: I'm telling one now.
You: Knock knock.
Stranger: who's there
You: Not me.
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they didn't even give me a chance

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You: howdy
Stranger: Hiya
You: hai der
Stranger: Hola
You: in after hi
Stranger: Er...
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funny

omgomgomg i just scared off a new ***

You: i came
You: discuss
Stranger: Was it good for you?
You: yeah i blew a load on my monitor
You: i need to keep typing, your text will float to the top and i can read it better
Stranger: How the hell are you able to see what I have typed
You: see above
Stranger: Mutant..
You: wat
Stranger: I bet you are there with cyclops..
Stranger: Get out of my head
Stranger: NNNNOOOOOOOOO
You: i'm on the edge of my bed smoking a cigar
You: he cries silently onto my pillow

You: i'm sweating like a pedophile in a nursery
Stranger: have a seat right over their
You: their?
You: wtf?
Stranger: I am chris hensen with CBS
You: dateline nbc
Stranger: crap
You: you are terrible at this, give it up pedobear
Stranger: i'v been had
You: wat

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Stranger: uh
You: uh
Stranger: <.<
You: >.>
Stranger: I think I can see where this is going
You: it rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again
Stranger: **** you i want the hose
You: it hoses you down with lotion
You: i guess its a little redundant
You: lousy writers
Stranger: FUUUUUUU
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Stranger: who are you
You: chris hansen, dateline nbc
Stranger: perfect
You: you
Stranger: maria barteromo, cnbc

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Stranger: pudding
You: hai der
Stranger: OH HAI
Stranger: asl?
You: wat
Stranger: asl?
You: i don't even like peas
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Stranger: hi there
You: I put on my robe and wizard hat.
Stranger: sweet
Stranger: I got my elephant underwear on
You: I cast Lvl 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman.
Stranger: take your robe off sunshine
Stranger: U fail at life
You: I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl 8 Penis of the Infinite.
Stranger: I cast lvl 5 sexy time
You: I spend my mana reserves to cast Mighty of the Beyondness.
Stranger: ur one these kids
Stranger: I see why ur speding all ur time on here
You: Don't f**k with me biznitch, I'm the mightiest sorcerer of the lands.
Stranger: cuz ur a *** with no friends
Stranger: or geek
Stranger: no gf
You: I steal yo soul and cast Lightning Lvl 1,000,000 Your body explodes into a fine bloody mist, because you are only a Lvl 2 Druid.
Stranger: no gettin laid for u
You: Robots are trying to drill my brain but my lightning shield inflicts DOA attack, leaving the robots as flaming piles of metal.
Stranger: lol
You: King Arthur congratulates me for destroying Dr. Robotnik's evil army of Robot Socialist Republics. The cold war ends. Reagan steals my accomplishments and makes like it was cause of him.
Stranger: wow...go look in the mirror ***
Stranger: ur hurting
Stranger: read wut ur writing
You: You still there baby? I think it's getting hard now.
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You: hi
Stranger: hey
You: do you have a gf?
Stranger: no
You: 18/w/f wanna cyber?
Stranger: No id rather cyber with a cookie
You: oh yeah?
Stranger: all the time everyday
You: you can be my cream filling
Stranger: oreo?
You: whoreo for you baby
You: you like to siihp?
Stranger: siihp?
You: o yeah
You: it's the only way to have fun
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... Fail

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You: hi!
Stranger: Good evening
You: wassup?
Stranger: You may call me Mr Shepard
Stranger: Nothing much
Stranger: I am a poet
You: are you from that LOST tv show?
Stranger: No
You: send me a poem
Stranger: Dark or comedy?
You: def comedy
Stranger: "Ode to belts"
You: ok
You: moar?
Stranger: This is an ode to my belt
Made from a fine snake pelt
Because you see
Fashion is key
And without it punishment be dealt
Stranger: Without it my pair
Stranger: Would reveal legs bare
Stranger: and if they happend to stare
Stranger: It's because, you see
Stranger: I hadn't the care
Stranger: To remember some underwear
Stranger: *bows*
You: well thats sucked a bit

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Stranger: hi
Stranger: hi
You: hey
Stranger: hey
You: sup
Stranger: sup
You: nada
Stranger: Im new at this
You: same
You: lol wat?
Stranger: sarah said this site is a trip
You: who is sarah?
Stranger: she met a funny cool guy here
Stranger: are you a funny cool guy?
You: yes
You: are you a chick?
Stranger: sarah is my bff
Stranger: duh
You: we should have sex
You: sometime
Stranger: thats not funny, should we though?
You: i think we should
You: up to you
Stranger: ok, when
Stranger: where would this sex happen?
You: im up for it anytime
You: my moms basement
Stranger: you should really be funnier though
You: IM TRYING!
Stranger: I would feel cheap if u werent funny and cute
You: i am cute
You: uw atching me?
Stranger: sarah met a really funny black guy on here
You: stfu about sarah pl0x
Stranger: rude!
Stranger: not funny
You: u know what i think?
You: i think this site is a trap
Stranger: who cares, ur not funny
You: so leave
You: stranger
Stranger: I cant
Stranger: I'm hooked
You: haha
You: easy game
Stranger: hmmm
Stranger: I
You: sooooo
Stranger: Use the chain around the head normally
You: how do i know what u look like?
Stranger: myspace?
You: gots it
You: hmmm
You: ok ill give it to you
Stranger: ok, some qualifying questions first
You: aw
You: ok
Stranger: where do you live?
You: earth
Stranger: what do you do?
You: breathe
Stranger: what state
You: ignorance
You: do i qualify or what?
Stranger: Im seriious, ur not funny or witty enough for me to give out my info to
You: wtf
Stranger: try harder
You: WOW
You: IM TRYING HARD
You: u american?
Stranger: California, from Ohio originally
You: oh
You: 3000 miles away
You: massachusetts
You: massachusetts originally
Stranger: myspace is /ashleymooon
You: how old are you though?
Stranger: send me a request if ur cute
Stranger: over 18
You: im ridiculously cute
You: the question is
You: are you?
You: hold on ill tell you if you are in a minute
Stranger: nevrmind
You: oh
Stranger: you lost my interest
You: are you that ugly?
Stranger: conceited
You: i can tell
You: too bad
You: cool site
Stranger: why are some people so rude on here]
You: ill just pretend it was a random friend request
You: youll never know
You: >
You: you are being more rude then me
You: imo
You: IF im cute
You: im ot funny
Stranger: see, thats what doesnt make sense, if you wanna be friends why the tough guy act[
Stranger: Im not rude
Stranger: I'm playful
You: im a tough guy
You: *shrugs*
Stranger: whatevea
You: like
You: seriously
You: maybe we should be friends
You: what do you think?
Stranger: how old are you?
You: 24
Stranger: really from mass?
You: yes...
Stranger: ever been on the left coast?
You: are you really from cali?
You: washingtoon state a few times
Stranger: yea
Stranger: my bf lives in Wa
You: that sucks
You: you should move out here to be closer to me
You: we could snuggle
Stranger: ok
You: YES
Stranger: freak
You: score
You: ur a freak
You: talking to strangers on the internet
You: weirdo
Stranger: send me ur myspace
You: /not_feeling_myself
Stranger: its fun *******
You: i know
You: ill just wait here for you to come back and tell me how sex i am
Stranger: ...
You: its ok
You: youll see
Stranger: WHATS UR NAME?
You: ryan
You: whats ur name?
Stranger: whats ur myspace?
Stranger: Ashley
You: ashley and ryan hmm?
You: i kinda like it
You: ryan and ashley
You: rolls off the tounge
Stranger: gawd, you have 30 seconds to keep me interested
You: http://www.myspace.com/not_feeling_myself
You: done.
Stranger: 25
Stranger: 20
Stranger: 15
Stranger: 10
Stranger: 5
Stranger: out

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You: no
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