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Old 07-24-2008, 12:02 PM   #1
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Ok how do i delete all traces of porn from my computer?

So my dad randomly bought me a new laptop and im gonna go and pick it up from him this weekend. Problem is he wants the one im using now. I need to know the best way to delete any traces that ive been to porn sites and stuff. My dad is a ubber computer geek so i want to be thorough.
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Old 07-24-2008, 12:04 PM   #2
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Re: Ok how do i delete all traces of porn from my computer?

Re-format HD and tell him you had a virus that you had to do it.
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Old 07-24-2008, 12:04 PM   #3
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Re: Ok how do i delete all traces of porn from my computer?

Open DOS window.

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Old 07-24-2008, 12:05 PM   #4
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Re: Ok how do i delete all traces of porn from my computer?

Leave the porn for dad afaik
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Old 07-24-2008, 12:06 PM   #5
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Re: Ok how do i delete all traces of porn from my computer?

if you havent downloaded anything be sure to clear all history, all cookies, and the log
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Old 07-24-2008, 12:06 PM   #6
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Re: Ok how do i delete all traces of porn from my computer?

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Leave the porn for dad afaik
pretty sure its the ghey pron that he's worried about
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Old 07-24-2008, 12:07 PM   #7
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Re: Ok how do i delete all traces of porn from my computer?

CCleaner should get rid of anything other than stuff you downloaded.

Stuff you downloaded you'll need to delete manually. Then run CCleaner again.

That should be adequate. Someone could still get the pron back if they used a recover program but Dad isn't going to do that. If you fear he is -- use something that writes over the deleted files.

If there is nothing on the machine you need just format and re-install Windows. That way 100% gone plus machine is in mint condition.
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Old 07-24-2008, 12:11 PM   #8
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Re: Ok how do i delete all traces of porn from my computer?

http://www.dban.org/
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Old 07-24-2008, 12:12 PM   #9
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Re: Ok how do i delete all traces of porn from my computer?

Lol porn fiends itt. I never d/l anything just go to like free websites. I have like naked pictures of lindsey lohan and stuff d/l but i dont care if my dad sees that. I just want to make sure theres no internet history after i clear history and cookies and everything. I dont really want my dad to know i watched a video called "cheerleader gets destroyed by monster black ****". I also want to make sure he cant pull up any post ive ever made on 2+2 or anything.
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Old 07-24-2008, 12:15 PM   #10
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Re: Ok how do i delete all traces of porn from my computer?

Buy a new 1
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Old 07-24-2008, 12:24 PM   #11
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spluge into the disk drives
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Old 07-24-2008, 12:49 PM   #12
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Re: Ok how do i delete all traces of porn from my computer?

Buy new HD and fit to laptop before you give it up - seriously - did this when I gave my father my old pc
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Old 07-24-2008, 01:14 PM   #13
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Re: Ok how do i delete all traces of porn from my computer?

wipe your cum off the screen for starters
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Old 07-24-2008, 01:16 PM   #14
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Re: Ok how do i delete all traces of porn from my computer?

or just gimme your dad's number and i'll call him and tell him you don't watch porn.
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Old 07-24-2008, 01:22 PM   #15
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Re: Ok how do i delete all traces of porn from my computer?

Ok so i think ill just reformat the hard drive. How long does this take? I have en external hd so i can put all the files and pt databases i want to keep on that. Will i still have like my norton subscription and stuff afterwards?
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Old 07-24-2008, 02:18 PM   #16
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Re: Ok how do i delete all traces of porn from my computer?

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Ok so i think ill just reformat the hard drive. How long does this take? I have en external hd so i can put all the files and pt databases i want to keep on that. Will i still have like my norton subscription and stuff afterwards?
You'll have to reinstall Norton and everything else (including Windows, drivers, etc..).
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Old 07-24-2008, 02:20 PM   #17
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Re: Ok how do i delete all traces of porn from my computer?

at least if he finds it he will know there is a reasonable chance his son isn't gay.
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Old 07-24-2008, 02:32 PM   #18
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at least if he finds it he will know there is a 100% chance his son is gay.
type of pr0n was not specified imo so based on the OP we can only assume..
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Old 07-24-2008, 02:37 PM   #19
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Re: Ok how do i delete all traces of porn from my computer?

lol
how old are you op?
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Old 07-24-2008, 02:40 PM   #20
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Re: Ok how do i delete all traces of porn from my computer?

Im 22. I think even if i was 40 i would not want my dad to see my internet porn history.
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Old 07-24-2008, 02:43 PM   #21
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Re: Ok how do i delete all traces of porn from my computer?

phhtt no worries then
purposely leave some good straight porn on there so he knows your not gay
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Old 07-24-2008, 02:48 PM   #22
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Old 07-24-2008, 02:49 PM   #23
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Re: Ok how do i delete all traces of porn from my computer?

i'm pretty sure your dad wouldn't mind if u just left it as is.
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Old 07-24-2008, 02:52 PM   #24
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Re: Ok how do i delete all traces of porn from my computer?

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Ok so i think ill just reformat the hard drive. How long does this take? I have en external hd so i can put all the files and pt databases i want to keep on that. Will i still have like my norton subscription and stuff afterwards?
Shouldn't take you more than 2-3 hours but most of it is passive / waiting time. You really don't need to get that complicated.If you just go to websites then all you need to do is download CCleaner http://www.download.com/CCleaner/300...dlPid=10837066. Install and run it and everything will be gone.
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Old 07-24-2008, 03:02 PM   #25
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Re: Ok how do i delete all traces of porn from my computer?

jesus f'in christ don't you have any more respect for your dad than this?
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