11 inches. just thought i'd save you ladies some typing.

Generous, but you didn't have to. It doesn't take much typing effort to ask, "What's the longest dick you've ever taken?"

BOOM

HAHAHA =)

pe in watermelon, thats sounds ***** weirdo.

Cantaloupe aren't solid all the way through, though.

You guys obviously aren't married...your life will change he older you get; sorry for the dose of harsh reality

maybe qualify this a bit? i think virtually every guy has had whiskey/weed/pcp/coke/etc. dick at some point, which means the actual answer is hours and sometimes not at all (ejaculating).

of that time, not all of it is pleasurable (or even memorable depending on the quantity of alcohol involved).

if you asked "how long have you sexed a women sober without ejaculating" then the answers may have a) more relevance/application (though obv i'm not sure, you could just want what you asked for so this is just a guess), and b) a much wider variance.

i know i, and probably other guys, have a disease called "****ing retarded laziness"

the symptoms of this disease are basically einstein's definition of insanity: doing the same thing over and over again and expecting a different result.

i habitually pee with the seat down, pee on the seat, then clean it up (i do the cleaning it up part). i could avoid this if i simply lift the seat but next time i pee, i do the exact...same...thing...100% of the time.

i don't know how this developed into a hardcore habit but it shows no signs of abating.

i guess one possible explanation is when you lift the seat, you still have a decent chance of splashback or direct pee onto the porcelain (or whatever it may be) part of the toilet, which would also require cleanup. but i assure you i've never thought about that at the time lol.

in any case, all guys should, out of just being yelled at numerous times, clean up and make sure seat is down afterwards. this should most certainly be true for all guys who have lived w/ a woman at one point or another sharing a bathroom (sisters, gfs, wives etc.)

i also lived in a frat house for 2 semesters and ofc bathrooms were horrific like within 1 hour of the pledges cleaning them up (cleaning happened 3-4 times a week and ofc before parties but obv they got insta-dirty anyways). during the pledge trip, bathrooms weren't cleaned for a week. most disgusting thing ever. i went to my gf's house to use her bathroom a few times lol

Interpret the question however you like, but ffs answer it!

LOLL. i thought it was obvious:

- as asked, ~2-3hrs (don't exactly remember as i was drunk). quite a few times i never ejactulated and other times around 1-1.5hrs. none of those rank in the top 5ish sex memories i have. 1 or 2 of them do rank in the top 6-10ish sex memories i have.

- as i revised it, prob around 50mins-1hr. these happen after days of HARD training/workingout/skiing/rollerhockey etc. for some reason it is so so so so much harder to get off after doing extensive physical exercise that day. i think it has to do w/ the testosterone increase or something. no idea and i haven't really researched this too much.

- when NOT working out, longest is prob around 30ish mins as longest i've gone w/o ejaculating when sober AND not having done vigorous exercise that day.

Neither are women.



Just sayin

Thanks for the tip .... get it ..... tip... lolppllololololol

The problem with cantaloupe isn't that they're essentially hollow in the middle, it's that you can't effectively squeeze it to adjust the pressure like you can with a grapefruit ... so I heard

Yes.

Anytime I see a sign that reads "seedless watermelon".

I'm like.. "not for long"

you made me spill my coffee xD