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Old 07-01-2011, 04:15 PM   #571
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Re: ***OFFICIAL*** Ask the ladies of 4life any sort of weird/stupid/disgusting question...Pt. 3

Get her some anal toys
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Old 07-01-2011, 04:19 PM   #572
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My GF keeps saying see wants to try the buttsechs, however every time we try it hurts her so I can't keep going because well I don't want to hurt her(and I am sure people here will tell me I am a big pussy).

Should I just sack up and push through the initial pain, she is always talking about it so am I being more of a jerk by not giving it to her?
lol, no.
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Get her some anal toys
This.

The anus will stretch. Try doing it gradually. And with lots of lube. And not a lot of in/out action (you don't want her anus to prolapse)
Unless you do, then no lube and lots of pounding.
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Old 07-01-2011, 04:27 PM   #573
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Which weapons should you have and how much ammo per weapon (assuming it requires ammo) is optimal in each of the following locations

Home

Work

Vehicle

Somalia
I have signed up for an archery class, I feel strongly that it will become my home/work go to-- along with something for blunt force trauma. I considered cast iron frying pan recently, but decided that I lacked the necessary upper body strength to wield it effectively and am now accepting suggestions.

I truly believe though that the best weapon is a series of well-planned exit strategies. Which I have.

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never thought id ask a real question itt, but im curious



whole article here. above written by a fat woman. thoughts?
Not relevant that it was written by a fat woman..all women with even an ounce of intelligence and understanding of the world around them have felt this way at some point.

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My GF keeps saying see wants to try the buttsechs, however every time we try it hurts her so I can't keep going because well I don't want to hurt her(and I am sure people here will tell me I am a big pussy).

Should I just sack up and push through the initial pain, she is always talking about it so am I being more of a jerk by not giving it to her?
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Old 07-01-2011, 04:35 PM   #574
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Re: ***OFFICIAL*** Ask the ladies of 4life any sort of weird/stupid/disgusting question...Pt. 3

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lol, no.


This.

The anus will stretch. Try doing it gradually. And with lots of lube. And not a lot of in/out action (you don't want her anus to prolapse)
Unless you do, then no lube and lots of pounding.
We used a small but plug once but it was not stretching enough I guess.

Never heard of prolapse...figured out what it meant from context hopefully(to scared to google it) I am pretty sure this is not what I want.

She bought a spray that is supposed to loosen the muscles and make it easier. Has anyone ever tried such a product?
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Old 07-01-2011, 04:41 PM   #575
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Re: ***OFFICIAL*** Ask the ladies of 4life any sort of weird/stupid/disgusting question...Pt. 3

regarding anal, try it from the missionary position
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Old 07-01-2011, 04:46 PM   #576
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We used a small but plug once but it was not stretching enough I guess.

Never heard of prolapse...figured out what it meant from context hopefully(to scared to google it) I am pretty sure this is not what I want.

She bought a spray that is supposed to loosen the muscles and make it easier. Has anyone ever tried such a product?
Use fingers, build up more fingers in there. Use the toy, get a bigger toy (move to bigger toy).
It's not rocket science.
And use lube, pretty sure there are no products that can actually loosen a muscle.
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Old 07-01-2011, 04:46 PM   #577
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regarding anal, try it from the missionary position
please to be explaining why this is better?
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Old 07-01-2011, 04:50 PM   #578
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We used a small but plug once but it was not stretching enough I guess.
Anal beads? They come in small sizes. I don't have any experience with them tho.
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Old 07-01-2011, 05:10 PM   #579
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Re: ***OFFICIAL*** Ask the ladies of 4life any sort of weird/stupid/disgusting question...Pt. 3

You can't just do it all fast the first time you have anal with a girl. You need to finger her ass slowly with one finger for 5 or 10 minutes, then do the same thing with two fingers, and THEN try to **** her. Also, make sure her pussy's getting lots of stimulation the whole time. The more turned on she is, the less she's going to feel the pain. Oh, and lots of lube obv.
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Old 07-01-2011, 05:12 PM   #580
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Use fingers, build up more fingers in there. Use the toy, get a bigger toy (move to bigger toy).
It's not rocket science.
And use lube, pretty sure there are no products that can actually loosen a muscle.
This.

Once you can get 2 fingers in and she's ok you'll be good to go... well...make it 3 if you are a brotha or just 1 if you are Asain.

HOWEVER, do not rub your eyes after this activity without washing your hands a few times when finished....just ask pooter about that one...

GL to you on your journey... and you'll get use to your peen smelling like ass
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Old 07-01-2011, 05:15 PM   #581
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please to be explaining why this is better?
I always tried doggy and it just made the girl cry after 2cm.

So her friend said to switch it up, and sure enough...

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Old 07-01-2011, 06:57 PM   #582
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The anus will stretch. Try doing it gradually. And with lots of lube. And not a lot of in/out action (you don't want her anus to prolapse)


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Unless you do, then no lube and lots of pounding.
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Old 07-01-2011, 08:54 PM   #583
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Re: ***OFFICIAL*** Ask the ladies of 4life any sort of weird/stupid/disgusting question...Pt. 3

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This.

The anus will stretch. Try doing it gradually. And with lots of lube. And not a lot of in/out action (you don't want her anus to prolapse)
Unless you do, then no lube and lots of pounding.

nothing to add here, i'm proud of you
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Old 07-01-2011, 09:01 PM   #584
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Never heard of prolapse...(to scared to google it)
DONT GOOGLE IT

instead just google "pink sock".. it's a more friendly variation of the theme.
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Old 07-01-2011, 09:17 PM   #585
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or perhaps "Blue Waffle"
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