I'd like to kick his balls
You've been told no before? Details!

It's was a gray area. Luckily the jurors thought the same

So what your are saying is. You like him to have those urges for other women but not to act on them?

That can not be right, really?

how did you get that from their answers?

hey buddy I know how to read between the lines of what women say when they say it.

Wat do you think about Westboro Baptist Church?

I don't think of them..but they're idiots.

not even when you're taking a long bath and you're touching your private parts?

Please respond

Only if I'm going for that angry self-loathing sort of girl-fap.

Talking of girl faps, have any of you ever fisted yourselves? Perhaps even both fists?

Ladies of 4L: Could you explain to me in detail what it is like to have a period? I was recently informed that when you have a period it is a long trickling process for a course of hours to days rather than a one time flood of blood as I once suspected.

Does this mean that it feels like you are peeing this entire duration? Does it hurt when you bleed (I don't mean the cramps, I mean does the actual bleeding process hurt, like you've been cut or some other sensation similar that would normally produce bleeding?) Can you feel something in your body before the period begins? How long does it normally last for you, and how much does it interfere with your day-to-day life during?

I have been saving fisting for my wedding night...ONE MORE WEEK!
:lubes:


I'm going to take you through the whole process for myself. Every woman is a little different.

Towards the end of the month I get hungry...like really hungry. I've always thought that it was my body's way of preparing itself for a week of bleeding without dying.

Then I get one crazy insecure day. I've generally learned over time when that day is coming and plan to sequester myself in my room with either a romantic trashy book or a series of girly movies. Crying is almost inevitable.

The next day the bleeding starts. It is a lot like a very sporadic slow drip from a faucet...the tap works the drip out every few minutes, but you can imagine if the tap were turned on its side ...the water would pool up and then when you right it a bunch of water would come out.

Periods are similar; if I lie down for a while or first thing in the morning the flow is substantially heavier than when I'm out and about and the bleeding is sporadic and slight.

This drip builds in speed for about 3-4 days and then begins to subside, my flow is accordingly heavier/lighter. On the worst days I generally have to get up and run to the bathroom immediately and even then occasionally leaks happen. That is a bloody mess.

Cramps are the product of non-blood uterine shedding. Which is what a females body is doing during menstruation. We build the lining each month for the fertilized egg to implant in to and if the egg is not fertilized our body admits its defeat gets rid of the old and starts over again for the next one. Some of that is in the form of clots or chunks and our small cervical opening makes them painful to pass. It can be excruciating. Otherwise the bleeding does not hurt.

After the bleeding has stopped I am generally exhausted. For the first week of my cycle after my period it is not uncommon for my sleep needs to increase by a few hours per day and I will often even forget to eat for a day or two at a time.

Without being on hormone-based birth control my period is generally 7-10 days and the heaviest days (usually days 3-4) are nearly impossible to function on ...even with hourly bathroom trips.
Edit: ^^This is not typical. I think the average is something like 3-5 days and it doesn't interfere substantially with day-to-day activities

Wow, I had no idea about a lot of that.

Women are strange creatures.

Alright, I'm gonna break this down for you to the nitty gritty.

First, this is what a vagina looks like
http://i.imgur.com/fvDfg.jpg
Notice that there are two openings, one labeled "urethra" and the other as the vaginal opening. The urethra is what everyone pees out of. It is connected to the bladder (and eventually the kidneys). Blood does not come out of the urethra, unless there are bladder/kidney issues.

The vaginal opening is where all the fun happens. That is where you (should!) be inserting your penis while having intercourse (unless you're going with the anus, that is). This is also where the baby comes out of during birth. And it eventually leads to the cervix and uterus. http://i.imgur.com/ma3wo.gif

So, during the menstrual cycle, the uterus and fallopian tubes act in harmony. Just as the tubes release the egg, the uterus has prepared itself to embed the egg in the lining and make a hospital habitat for a new life to grow. When the egg is not fertilized (this is the only part a man plays in birthing babies), then the hospitable habitat has to go somewhere. As Kristy says, the cervix opens to allow the uterine lining to shed and TA-DA, we get our periods. (and the blood comes out of the second hole, not the urethra).

My period is really wonky cause I recently got off birth control and I've only had it twice in, like 4 months. But anyway, I get cramps the day before and I'm super sleepy the week before. There also a good measure of depression somewhere in there and cravings for salty and sweet stuff. The day of, the cramping intensifies and this is usually my only warning that I'm bleeding. It doesn't feel like the need to pee.
My flow is generally pretty light.
Cramps are really the worst, it's the feeling as part of yourself rips itself away from you. It sucks. Outside of cramps, my day-day life isn't really affected. I usually forget I'm wearing a tampon and go about my business.