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Bagonirix 05-21-2011 10:39 PM

Re: ***OFFICIAL*** Ask the ladies of 4life any sort of weird/stupid/disgusting question...Pt. 2
 
How do I...I'm not drunk enough to post this yet.

11beatsperminute 05-22-2011 08:58 AM

Re: ***OFFICIAL*** Ask the ladies of 4life any sort of weird/stupid/disgusting question...Pt. 2
 
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Originally Posted by 11beatsperminute (Post 26706414)
What would you prefer dear women of 4L, an asian guy or a white paraplegic?

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Originally Posted by Gizmo (Post 26706996)
I'm generally attracted to white guys.

:)

The Brickie 05-22-2011 09:28 AM

Re: ***OFFICIAL*** Ask the ladies of 4life any sort of weird/stupid/disgusting question...Pt. 2
 
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Originally Posted by 11beatsperminute (Post 26706414)
white paraplegic

:o

Wamy Einehouse 05-22-2011 09:36 AM

Re: ***OFFICIAL*** Ask the ladies of 4life any sort of weird/stupid/disgusting question...Pt. 2
 
If you had to choose between Winnie the Pooh and Peter Rabbit as a depraved sexual bondage torture partner which would it be?

Kristy 05-22-2011 09:37 AM

Re: ***OFFICIAL*** Ask the ladies of 4life any sort of weird/stupid/disgusting question...Pt. 2
 
Peter Rabbit ainec

Wamy Einehouse 05-22-2011 09:40 AM

Re: ***OFFICIAL*** Ask the ladies of 4life any sort of weird/stupid/disgusting question...Pt. 2
 
What if Peter Rabbit has had an arm torn off and has ringworm and other skin problems and Winnie is in mint condition?

Kristy 05-22-2011 09:43 AM

Re: ***OFFICIAL*** Ask the ladies of 4life any sort of weird/stupid/disgusting question...Pt. 2
 
I reluctantly switch because I'm afraid of ringworm..but I almost certainly do not enjoy myself as much.

Gizmo 05-22-2011 01:33 PM

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Ring worm really isn't that big of a deal. It's not even real worms!

11beatsperminute 05-22-2011 02:07 PM

Re: ***OFFICIAL*** Ask the ladies of 4life any sort of weird/stupid/disgusting question...Pt. 2
 
Have you ever hit it and quit it?
Have you ever made bets with your friends on whether you'd be able to pick up a certain guy?

Gizmo 05-22-2011 03:56 PM

Re: ***OFFICIAL*** Ask the ladies of 4life any sort of weird/stupid/disgusting question...Pt. 2
 
No and no.

Kristy 05-22-2011 10:44 PM

Re: ***OFFICIAL*** Ask the ladies of 4life any sort of weird/stupid/disgusting question...Pt. 2
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by 11beatsperminute (Post 26719024)
Have you ever hit it and quit it?
Have you ever made bets with your friends on whether you'd be able to pick up a certain guy?

Yes and No

11beatsperminute 05-23-2011 09:42 AM

Re: ***OFFICIAL*** Ask the ladies of 4life any sort of weird/stupid/disgusting question...Pt. 2
 
Ever whistled at a guy?
Ever banged an intern?

The Brickie 05-23-2011 10:04 AM

Re: ***OFFICIAL*** Ask the ladies of 4life any sort of weird/stupid/disgusting question...Pt. 2
 
Is it true that the best thing about being a woman is the perogative to have a little fun?

Kristy 05-23-2011 10:18 AM

Re: ***OFFICIAL*** Ask the ladies of 4life any sort of weird/stupid/disgusting question...Pt. 2
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by 11beatsperminute (Post 26732707)
Ever whistled at a guy?
Ever banged an intern?

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Brickie (Post 26732924)
Is it true that the best thing about being a woman is the perogative to have a little fun?

no/no/vaginas

MarsMuzak 05-23-2011 10:19 AM

Re: ***OFFICIAL*** Ask the ladies of 4life any sort of weird/stupid/disgusting question...Pt. 2
 
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Originally Posted by Kristy (Post 26733061)
no/no/vaginas

sick 4kth post.

Wamy Einehouse 05-23-2011 10:46 AM

Re: ***OFFICIAL*** Ask the ladies of 4life any sort of weird/stupid/disgusting question...Pt. 2
 
Would you rather date a guy who says 'I'm gonna wrap it up before I slap it up' whenever he puts on a condom, or one who calls his peen 'Donald'?

11beatsperminute 05-23-2011 10:50 AM

Re: ***OFFICIAL*** Ask the ladies of 4life any sort of weird/stupid/disgusting question...Pt. 2
 
Did you ever sleep with an underling and indicated to him that you might help his career?

Xkf 05-23-2011 02:17 PM

Re: ***OFFICIAL*** Ask the ladies of 4life any sort of weird/stupid/disgusting question...Pt. 2
 
what should i do for my 1k post?

TheNothing 05-23-2011 02:19 PM

Re: ***OFFICIAL*** Ask the ladies of 4life any sort of weird/stupid/disgusting question...Pt. 2
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Wamy Einehouse (Post 26733321)
Would you rather date a guy who says 'I'm gonna wrap it up before I slap it up' whenever he puts on a condom, or one who calls his peen 'Donald'?

I'd take the peen-namer

jellykingturbo2000 05-23-2011 02:25 PM

Re: ***OFFICIAL*** Ask the ladies of 4life any sort of weird/stupid/disgusting question...Pt. 2
 
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Originally Posted by Xkf (Post 26736255)
what should i do for my 1k post?

This
http://i.imgur.com/GLHun.jpg

and maybe some yoga pics

ShopliftUserName 05-23-2011 03:47 PM

Re: ***OFFICIAL*** Ask the ladies of 4life any sort of weird/stupid/disgusting question...Pt. 2
 
How much sex is too much? Or rather, what is the ideal length of sex time wise; ie an hour, half hour, depends? What if you could have a dude with a huge dick but he only lasted five minutes and no hed? How about two minutes and head? How about a dude with average peen could go for an hour, vs, small peen, but, like 7 minutes of head?

Why do girls buy different kinds of tampons? Like are there different tampons or whatever for different moods? I was behind this one chick at the grocery store (cuz you know, my personal shopper had the day off or whatever) and she had like tampax pearls and then something else and I was like wtf.

Why is it that this is an "ask me" thread, yet, there are few inquiries made? Is this symptomatic of greater female mentality?

How likely are you to go home with someone you don't know? Is that an ever thing, or maybe like a once in a lifetime thing? I have a life goal to bring some hot girl home from the bar or whatever, but its difficult. I can't seem to sleep with anyone without having known them first. Suggestions?

What do you think of the current state of misogyny in this country? Do you think that women have equal rights and opportunities as men? Or are women, in you're opinion still treated as second-class-citizens? What do you think about an equality amendment (assuming you are american), ie women would qualify for the draft?

What is you're opinion of the Arnold Schwarzenegger (kind of funny that Schwarzenegger passes spell cheeck but,...) drama? Do you think his housekeeper was taken advantage of? Do you think that it is ever acceptable to have sex with a subordinate (because I need to know to purposes of fulfilling certain fantasies, you know), or is consent unable to be given under those circumstances?

Gizmo 05-23-2011 03:56 PM

Re: ***OFFICIAL*** Ask the ladies of 4life any sort of weird/stupid/disgusting question...Pt. 2
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by ShopliftUserName (Post 26737678)
How much sex is too much? Or rather, what is the ideal length of sex time wise; ie an hour, half hour, depends?

Depends. half hour to an hour is generally good. Though, that should include foreplay. an hour of thrusting will just end up hurting, imo.
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What if you could have a dude with a huge dick but he only lasted five minutes and no hed?
pass
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How about two minutes and head?
pass
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How about a dude with average peen could go for an hour, vs, small peen, but, like 7 minutes of head?
I don't get this question.
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Why do girls buy different kinds of tampons? Like are there different tampons or whatever for different moods?
there are different tampons based on your different flows. Like, sometimes you bleed a lot and sometimes you bleed very little.
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I was behind this one chick at the grocery store (cuz you know, my personal shopper had the day off or whatever) and she had like tampax pearls and then something else and I was like wtf.
There are also maxi pads/panty liners too. Some women can't wear tampons, or don't like to wear them for extended periods/etc.
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Why is it that this is an "ask me" thread, yet, there are few inquiries made? Is this symptomatic of greater female mentality?
It's the second incarnation of the thread, there were a lot more questions asked in the first one.
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How likely are you to go home with someone you don't know?
Will never happen.
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Suggestions?
Make her feel safe? Dunno.
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What do you think of the current state of misogyny in this country?
It sucks.
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Do you think that women have equal rights and opportunities as men?
No.
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Or are women, in you're opinion still treated as second-class-citizens?
No.

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What is you're opinion of the Arnold Schwarzenegger (kind of funny that Schwarzenegger passes spell cheeck but,...) drama? Do you think his housekeeper was taken advantage of? Do you think that it is ever acceptable to have sex with a subordinate (because I need to know to purposes of fulfilling certain fantasies, you know), or is consent unable to be given under those circumstances?
Don't really know much about the Arnold situation, but I will say that a boss sleeping with an employee isn't always going to be someone taking advantage of another person.

Andz 05-23-2011 04:13 PM

Re: ***OFFICIAL*** Ask the ladies of 4life any sort of weird/stupid/disgusting question...Pt. 2
 
Is it possible that a guy and a girl can ever be a really really good friends without one of them(ME) trying to secks another ?Cuz I can't do it.

Kristy 05-23-2011 04:44 PM

Re: ***OFFICIAL*** Ask the ladies of 4life any sort of weird/stupid/disgusting question...Pt. 2
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Wamy Einehouse (Post 26733321)
Would you rather date a guy who says 'I'm gonna wrap it up before I slap it up' whenever he puts on a condom, or one who calls his peen 'Donald'?

It depends..am I allowed to call it Donald too? What about Donny?


Quote:

Originally Posted by 11beatsperminute (Post 26733383)
Did you ever sleep with an underling and indicated to him that you might help his career?

Not yet, but I'm optimistic! :thumb:

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Originally Posted by Xkf (Post 26736255)
what should i do for my 1k post?

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Originally Posted by Kristy (Post 26733061)
no/no/vaginas

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Originally Posted by MarsMuzak (Post 26733075)
sick 4kth post.

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Originally Posted by ShopliftUserName (Post 26737678)
How much sex is too much?

More than once or twice a day.

Quote:

Originally Posted by ShopliftUserName (Post 26737678)
Or rather, what is the ideal length of sex time wise; ie an hour, half hour, depends?

'bout tree-fiddy (or 30 mins)

Quote:

Originally Posted by ShopliftUserName (Post 26737678)
What if you could have a dude with a huge dick but he only lasted five minutes and no hed? How about two minutes and head?

Quote:

Originally Posted by ShopliftUserName (Post 26737678)
How about a dude with average peen could go for an hour, vs, small peen, but, like 7 minutes of head?

Both of these, I choose the second.

Quote:

Originally Posted by ShopliftUserName (Post 26737678)
Why do girls buy different kinds of tampons? Like are there different tampons or whatever for different moods? I was behind this one chick at the grocery store (cuz you know, my personal shopper had the day off or whatever) and she had like tampax pearls and then something else and I was like wtf.

It is like sock-styles..every girl has a different idea of comfort and needs change.

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Originally Posted by ShopliftUserName (Post 26737678)
Why is it that this is an "ask me" thread, yet, there are few inquiries made? Is this symptomatic of greater female mentality?

I think there are a lot of q's asked.

Quote:

Originally Posted by ShopliftUserName (Post 26737678)
How likely are you to go home with someone you don't know? Is that an ever thing, or maybe like a once in a lifetime thing? I have a life goal to bring some hot girl home from the bar or whatever, but its difficult. I can't seem to sleep with anyone without having known them first. Suggestions?

n/a

Quote:

Originally Posted by ShopliftUserName (Post 26737678)
What do you think of the current state of misogyny in this country? Do you think that women have equal rights and opportunities as men? Or are women, in you're opinion still treated as second-class-citizens?

not equal, never will be.

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Originally Posted by ShopliftUserName (Post 26737678)
What is you're opinion of the Arnold Schwarzenegger (kind of funny that Schwarzenegger passes spell cheeck but,...) drama? Do you think his housekeeper was taken advantage of? Do you think that it is ever acceptable to have sex with a subordinate (because I need to know to purposes of fulfilling certain fantasies, you know), or is consent unable to be given under those circumstances?

Opinion: Smoke 'em if you got 'em.

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Originally Posted by Andz (Post 26738089)
Is it possible that a guy and a girl can ever be a really really good friends without one of them(ME) trying to secks another ?Cuz I can't do it.

It is possible, just not probable.

TheNothing 05-23-2011 05:02 PM

Re: ***OFFICIAL*** Ask the ladies of 4life any sort of weird/stupid/disgusting question...Pt. 2
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Andz (Post 26738089)
Is it possible that a guy and a girl can ever be a really really good friends without one of them(ME) trying to secks another ?Cuz I can't do it.

Yes. The probability depends on age and current romantical situation, i think.


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