Giant Walleye and his giant one-eye, according to Kristy

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are u trying to say gw has a large dick?

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It is that power of perception and intuitiveness that make Yarbs the poker wizard he is today!

Also, I missed tittiesforfifties' debut - is she one of the guys having a laugh or a certified n00b? Delightful "lady" either way.:smirk:

Rafiki, what makes you so into defining vagina size? I remember you asking a while back.

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Don't fret it Yarbles, you know better than anyone here how to make girls CUM so that they get all WET like an OCEAN and make their vagina muscle clench down like a FIST so that they CUM AGAIN and then later CARESS you.

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I'm working on something I'm thinking of calling a "lobster trap". It's a sort of device that women with huge vaginas would slide in there to create a smaller more pleasant vagina. Not like ant small, just normal. But I'm just not sure how many giant vaginas there are in the world. It's not something anyone seems to have published, not even the government. Although in my opinion it's very important. Certainly it is for the viability of my invention.

You may actually be able to help me with this next question. I think it's pretty safe to say that black men have giant penises. Well all the ones I've seen at the gym and when I played sports have been like black snakes. My question is: Are black vaginas also very large? I'm sort of assuming you have some black friends too, and that you've talked about this at some point. If you haven't, you don't have to answer. And also I'm not racist, I have 2 black friends, and I've seen every good movie that Eddy Murphy has ever done. But not the bad ones.

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dude, just shove a fleshlight into your woman

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I like the way you think. But the lobster trap is like just the lower part of the vagina. I'll mspaint it for you later after work. So you're in the vagina AND the trap. If you put a fleshlight in a vagina, you'd still just be in the fleshlight. Also the trick with the lobster trap is they would come in various scents. So you get the scent that matches the vagina in question, so it's not weird. This would also be a subtle way of letting your partner know what her clam smells like.

"Ya this is the closest match in scent, let's get this one"

"Wait, that's what I smell like?"

"Ya pretty much. You didn't know you smelled like metal and gym socks? Super standard".

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I think that "in" is a transitive relation.

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There haven't been many sex toys named after seafood lately, so I support this product.

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I don't think that would be a "big" vagina, just a pliant one.

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Bedtime. Yes, probably. I do not function until after coffee and constantly harassing me in the mornings would piss me off.

nay

In.

Confirmed.


I have a question for the ladies: Can you provide a list of make up/hair care products that you use regularly and, for the adventurous, a pic of your girly drawer/shelf/bag?

I'm interested in how much you have and how much you use regularly.

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Kristy: I have quite a lot of girly products, I tend to go a bit mad when i go shopping for those kinda things, The things I use everyday are my Clinique supermoisture foundation (which I love) and a mascara. As part of my new years resolution Im also using clinique 3 step skincare routine. I own a lot of makeup but I dont really wear that much unless im going for a night out when its either black eyeliner or red lipstick.
As for haircare I use l'oreal highlight enhancing shampoo & conditioner. I own intensive conditioner, leave in conditioner, heat protection spray etc but it rarely gets used cause i often dont straighten my hair. I'll take a photo of my bathroom shelf when I get home if it interests you :)

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+1

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I wash my head with a bar of soap

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I believe in taking care of myself, in a balanced diet, in a rigorous exercise routine. In the morning, if my face is a little puffy, I'll put on an ice pack while doing my stomach crunches. I can do a thousand now. After I remove the icepack, I use a deep pore-cleanser lotion. In the shower, I use a water-activated gel cleanser, then a honey-almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. Then I apply an herb mint facial masque which I leave on for ten minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an after-shave lotion with little or no alcohol because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm, followed by a final moisturizing "protective" lotion.

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Patrick Bateman itt

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FYP

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Kristy: I do my makeup about once a month these days. When I do it, I use a black or brown eyeliner, mascara (I really need these two things new, though), some nars blush, bare bare escentuals foundation, and a couple eye shadows from mac; a shade stick (to hold the shadow on) and a light shadow with a dark shadow for contrast.
Oh and lipgloss, of course.
For my hair, I have (currently) dove shampoo and conditioner, aveeno shampoo and conditioner, and a detangler.

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I love girl talk.

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is a shade stick like an eye shadow base? what sort do you use? Ive been thinking about getting one but I wasnt sure how good they are. what colour eyeshadows are they? brights or smoky greys / browns?

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Me no longer likey thread. More buttsecks talk plz.

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This is the shade stick: in beige-ing(when I was sold on it, they sold it to me as a primer to help my shadow stay longer)
And since I'm blonde and very fair complected I typically wear some neutral colors with browns to create contrast.
I've never been able to do a smokey eye, though I would love to!

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thread got really gay all of a sudden does anyone want to cyber

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The reason there will be no market for your lobster trap is because they have gyne surgery for women whose bodies have been actually damaged. If the lady doesn't have any injury, then she doesn't need to be fixed. If you have the perception that entering the vagina should be a struggle every stroke, then you should relegate yourself to virgins or dry vag. Normal means that it's less accommodating when unstimulated and very accommodating when she's wet and it's been worked up to.

So much complaint and concern about large vag from you! Maybe a guy having sex the first few times after she gave birth, or a guy whose partner is into fisting and oversized toys would have this issue...but I haven't heard about it so much until you came along.

As for the black BS, I think the big swinging dick guys in porn/at the gym are free balling it because they know they've got it and it's a "cocky" environment. The fat guy with a tiny dick is less likely to flaunt it than the fit guy with the anaconda. Your question is about on par with an 8 year old asking if Asian women have slanted vaginas.

1. These women you describe as "large" are likely perfectly normal.
2. We have a wide range of shapes and sizes like any other community.
3. You are an ass.

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From knowing many women, black guys tend to be bigger soft but it doesn't grow much if erect. White guys tend to be the opposite. i.e. a 'grower not a shower'. The average size of an erect penis is pretty standard among the races, an underwhelming 5.1-5.9 inches.