Originally Posted by Kristy (Post 23927482)

On occasion.

Originally Posted by rakinem (Post 23929940)

My mom has been widowed for 10 years. She's a saint. She has said since then she'll never remarry/date/etc. Does she masturbate? I think it may be impossible that she does. Does she? I really don't want her to engage in that behavior. If she does, is there a way I can stop it?

Originally Posted by AwesomeO (Post 23927934)

Originally Posted by wannabebetter (Post 23928183)

I can only imagine (and hope) the circumstance would prompt the following scenario:

Kristy is super drunk, and wearing something that would fall off easily. MsBlue is not nearly as drunk, still very in control, but also wearing something that would fall off easily. They get into an argument about something that has nothing to do with anything. Kristy is belligerent and MsBlue is collected. Kristy takes the first swing as MsBlue ducks. MsBlue, still trying to talk reason to Kristy in the fine state she is in, backs off initially and does not engage. Kristy continues to swing. Eventually MsBlue gets mad and begins to fight back. There are blows exchanged, but eventually, the clothes come off (because they are both wearing clothes that would fall off easily). Once this happens, the slaps turn into kisses and the punches turn into passionate groping. Everybody wins, ainec.

I also have a question. I meet gf's best friend last night. Apparently I went to grade school through high school (primary through secondary) with her. I kind of remembered her face but w/e. We're sitting there chatting with her and her husband. I ask him what he does. He says "I am a cop" (in the town I grew up in). I laugh and say "I've been in that police station a few times." Gf failed to warn me that he was a cop because she didn't want me to develop an opinion before I met him. I said she should have so that I would have been prepared for the situation (with a big joint os).

Ladies: why would she withhold the information (besides what she claimed) and is it an indication of her forthrightness to come?

Originally Posted by rakinem (Post 23929185)

In my hometown, there was a cop with the last name "Bacon." :shocked: Get it?!?! Pig!

And he frequented our dive bar and encouraged me to try to sleep with my brother's girlfriends. Cool cop, imo.

(the bold is my question for Kristy)

Originally Posted by rakinem (Post 23929940)

My mom has been widowed for 10 years. She's a saint. She has said since then she'll never remarry/date/etc. Does she masturbate? I think it may be impossible that she does. Does she? I really don't want her to engage in that behavior. If she does, is there a way I can stop it?

Originally Posted by diebitter (Post 23930301)

Ladies

Leather or lacey?

Originally Posted by ALLTheCookies (Post 23932158)

k so here's my message to the irl girl.



kewl?

Originally Posted by ALLTheCookies (Post 23934461)

delicity of milk? i think you're on to something.

Originally Posted by ALLTheCookies (Post 23934568)

is that from one of those new '3 questions girls can't resist' ads they have on the ocho and other porn sites?

Originally Posted by Tartufo (Post 23934525)

"spread your butt cheeks please I want to enter now"

Originally Posted by ToTheInternet (Post 23934633)

well, tasteful boldness has its merits.

Originally Posted by Tartufo (Post 23934646)

that's why i shaved to begin with

Originally Posted by ALLTheCookies (Post 23934568)

is that from one of those new '3 questions girls can't resist' ads they have on the ocho and other porn sites?

Originally Posted by Tartufo (Post 23934600)

I wonder what those questions are. Kristy?

Originally Posted by rakinem (Post 23943714)

I can't wait to see at 9 a.m. tomorrow if:

you truly think my mom masturbates. don't lie to me. i'm serious on this one. i truly believe she can't do it... i don't know my mom in this capacity. she sends me pasta sauce via carepackage, she sends me candy on halloween ffs, a card on valentine's day, she asks if she can visit on my bday... when i go home, she asks what i'd like for breakfast. this year, she asked me if i'd sit w/ her on new year's eve. there is no way she could possibly masturbate. none.