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Handwerpen 12-27-2010 09:16 AM

Re: ***OFFICIAL*** Ask the ladies of 4life any sort of weird/stupid/disgusting question...Pt. 2
 
siihp

DrakeWalls 12-27-2010 09:59 AM

Re: ***OFFICIAL*** Ask the ladies of 4life any sort of weird/stupid/disgusting question...Pt. 2
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Matjoez (Post 23764450)
siihp

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diebitter 12-27-2010 10:35 AM

Re: ***OFFICIAL*** Ask the ladies of 4life any sort of weird/stupid/disgusting question...Pt. 2
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by 3kingme3 (Post 23762588)
Hi, I would love some ladies opinions on this.

Christmas eve I was at a party and met a girl, I got really good signals, everytime she would say anything to me she would turn and lean in so her boobs brushed up against me. I asked her for her # and she told me "I dont wanna lead you on but I have a bf, Im not married or anything though, and it cant hurt to exchange numbers."

Im moving in 2-3 months more then likely and due to travelling a lot have no real desire for a relationship. Obv signs are strong but idk if I should go ahead with it as I dont want to break up a relationship or anything seeing as I have no interest in one. I know most guys will tell me to siihp but i would love to here a girls perspective.

REALLY?

The Brickie 12-27-2010 10:58 AM

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Don't listen to diebitter, siihp.

rafiki 12-27-2010 11:02 AM

Re: ***OFFICIAL*** Ask the ladies of 4life any sort of weird/stupid/disgusting question...Pt. 2
 
siihp, twice

Tartufo 12-27-2010 11:03 AM

Re: ***OFFICIAL*** Ask the ladies of 4life any sort of weird/stupid/disgusting question...Pt. 2
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by The Brickie (Post 23765197)
Don't listen to diebitter, siihp.

Don't listen to brickie, siiha

diebitter 12-27-2010 12:10 PM

Re: ***OFFICIAL*** Ask the ladies of 4life any sort of weird/stupid/disgusting question...Pt. 2
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by The Brickie (Post 23765197)
Don't listen to diebitter, siihp.

Nonono, I meant 'REALLY?' as in 'REALLY? YOU NEED TO EVEN ASK, NEVER MIND PAUSE FOR A NANOSECOND BEFORE CONTINUING?'

MadeLiefje 12-27-2010 12:26 PM

Re: ***OFFICIAL*** Ask the ladies of 4life any sort of weird/stupid/disgusting question...Pt. 2
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Influcted (Post 23683957)
If a guy has no or little sexdrive.. would a girl/woman be personally offended by that? As in: Thinking her personal appearance has influence on it?

if you dont tell her, yea she's gonna be offended by it.
and even when you do, make sure she believes you.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kristy (Post 23687669)
Sucks dude. :/

"Seeming fine with it" is easy until you're actually living with it and after the initial honeymoon phase. Best thing I can tell you is to really put effort in to making her feel desired. You might also consider a 'take one for the team' approach and at least get her off, even when you're not feeling particularly in to it.

in other words, be the woman? :laugh:

Quote:

Originally Posted by 3kingme3 (Post 23762588)
Hi, I would love some ladies opinions on this.

Christmas eve I was at a party and met a girl, I got really good signals, everytime she would say anything to me she would turn and lean in so her boobs brushed up against me. I asked her for her # and she told me "I dont wanna lead you on but I have a bf, Im not married or anything though, and it cant hurt to exchange numbers."

Im moving in 2-3 months more then likely and due to travelling a lot have no real desire for a relationship. Obv signs are strong but idk if I should go ahead with it as I dont want to break up a relationship or anything seeing as I have no interest in one. I know most guys will tell me to siihp but i would love to here a girls perspective.

if you're not really interested in a relationship with her, i dont see why you should be the jackass that broke them apart.

Glo4ming 12-27-2010 12:26 PM

Re: ***OFFICIAL*** Ask the ladies of 4life any sort of weird/stupid/disgusting question...Pt. 2
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by 3kingme3 (Post 23762588)
Hi, I would love some ladies opinions on this.

Christmas eve I was at a party and met a girl, I got really good signals, everytime she would say anything to me she would turn and lean in so her boobs brushed up against me. I asked her for her # and she told me "I dont wanna lead you on but I have a bf, Im not married or anything though, and it cant hurt to exchange numbers."

Im moving in 2-3 months more then likely and due to travelling a lot have no real desire for a relationship. Obv signs are strong but idk if I should go ahead with it as I dont want to break up a relationship or anything seeing as I have no interest in one. I know most guys will tell me to siihp but i would love to here a girls perspective.

doubt you will find any innisint type posters over here 3king (well, male at least).. so just SIIHP

Kristy 12-27-2010 01:01 PM

Re: ***OFFICIAL*** Ask the ladies of 4life any sort of weird/stupid/disgusting question...Pt. 2
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Silly Skates (Post 23755532)
How many dates do you ladies prefer these things to happen on/after?
Date 1:
[x] kiss
[ ] HJ
[ ] BJ
[ ] 69
[ ] secks
[ ] anal secks
Date 2:
[x] kiss
[ ] HJ
[ ] BJ
[ ] 69
[?] secks
[ ] anal secks
Date 3:
[x] kiss
[ ] HJ
[ ] BJ
[ ] 69
[x] secks
[ ] anal secks
Date 4:
[x] kiss
[ ] HJ
[ ] BJ
[ ] 69
[x] secks
[ ] anal secks
Date 5:
If you haven't done all these things by date 5 already, you need to loosen up.

I generally work the other things in once I've worked through the standard postions.

Quote:

Originally Posted by 3kingme3 (Post 23762588)
Hi, I would love some ladies opinions on this.

Christmas eve I was at a party and met a girl, I got really good signals, everytime she would say anything to me she would turn and lean in so her boobs brushed up against me. I asked her for her # and she told me "I dont wanna lead you on but I have a bf, Im not married or anything though, and it cant hurt to exchange numbers."

Im moving in 2-3 months more then likely and due to travelling a lot have no real desire for a relationship. Obv signs are strong but idk if I should go ahead with it as I dont want to break up a relationship or anything seeing as I have no interest in one. I know most guys will tell me to siihp but i would love to here a girls perspective.

SIIHP

(She hates her bf anyway..might as well be you getting some when she invariable ****s him over)

iranwell 12-27-2010 01:38 PM

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the 3rd date rule is hilarious

3kingme3 12-27-2010 02:17 PM

Re: ***OFFICIAL*** Ask the ladies of 4life any sort of weird/stupid/disgusting question...Pt. 2
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Glo4ming (Post 23766164)
doubt you will find any innisint type posters over here 3king (well, male at least).. so just SIIHP

Yea, I sorta liked his points but he was such a dbag I couldnt take anything he said seriously

Glo4ming 12-27-2010 02:23 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by 3kingme3 (Post 23767638)
Yea, I sorta liked his points but he was such a dbag I couldnt take anything he said seriously

exactly. i have respect for his poker game but no reason to be such a condescending bastard about his personal opinion to everyone else. not to mention its much easier to sit on a high horse when objectively pondering a situation, its much different when you are in the drivers seat dealing with the temptation, etc.

Kevroc 12-28-2010 06:58 AM

Re: ***OFFICIAL*** Ask the ladies of 4life any sort of weird/stupid/disgusting question...Pt. 2
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Kristy (Post 23766624)
I generally work the other things in once I've worked through the standard postions.

If I had just met Kristy today for the first time, I would instantly know that she is neither fat nor Catholic.

Xkf 12-28-2010 12:02 PM

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Hi l8dies:

Minor question.

I played scrabble while having a few beers with my girlfriend and one of our (gay) friends a few nights ago and she has since become very into playing scrabble (we have played 1 or 2 games a day since). When she loses, she is in a slightly sour mood, even though she maintains she has fun. She has admitted she is a poor sport when it comes to games. Also when she does really badly she'll start saying things like "I'm dumbbb" and stuff.

Here's my dilemma: I basically win every game (ldo) – should I throw a game or two every few games to make her feel better, even though I'd be kind of giving in to her poor sportsmanship and going against my natural game playing skillz? fwiw I'm very confident I am capable of throwing games without her being able to detect it. also fwiw i like her and want her to feel good about herself. also if my metagame calcs are correct: throw scrabble games, get more ass

thanks la8dies, stay fly

Kristy 12-28-2010 12:17 PM

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I don't believe in throwing games.

Barg: A game recently with GW I was ahead over 100 points by about the 8th turn. He made us restart.

ryanz5760 12-28-2010 01:14 PM

Re: ***OFFICIAL*** Ask the ladies of 4life any sort of weird/stupid/disgusting question...Pt. 2
 
Hey 4L ladies

When performing oral sex is it weird that my fiancé needs to know when I am about to finish? She won't swallow and gets mad when I get it all over her face if I don't say 'when'!

It's not like I ask her to tell me when while licking her vag...

What's my play?

DrakeWalls 12-28-2010 01:38 PM

Re: ***OFFICIAL*** Ask the ladies of 4life any sort of weird/stupid/disgusting question...Pt. 2
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by ryanz5760 (Post 23786133)
Hey 4L ladies

When performing oral sex is it weird that my fiancé needs to know when I am about to finish? She won't swallow and gets mad when I get it all over her face if I don't say 'when'!

It's not like I ask her to tell me when while licking her vag...

What's my play?

say when and be thankful shes sucking your dick

rakinem 12-28-2010 02:13 PM

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What's the best way to show respect for the women in our lives during the holiday season?

rafiki 12-28-2010 05:56 PM

Re: ***OFFICIAL*** Ask the ladies of 4life any sort of weird/stupid/disgusting question...Pt. 2
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by ryanz5760 (Post 23786133)
Hey 4L ladies

When performing oral sex is it weird that my fiancé needs to know when I am about to finish? She won't swallow and gets mad when I get it all over her face if I don't say 'when'!

It's not like I ask her to tell me when while licking her vag...

What's my play?

Oh man that is the worst. Imho you need to crush that sort of talk early on, or you will never be able to fully enjoy busting on/in/all over your eventual wife.

Go a week without smoking, drinking, eating red meat, or any spicy food. Instead eat lots of veggies/chicken/fish/fruits, a few bananas a day (2 is good), and lots of honey. Like literally have a tbsp of honey per day. After about a week of that, your chowder is going to be about 10 times more pleasant than it was before. The difference is pretty remarkable. Explain that to her, and explain that you're going to enjoy that sort of thing with her a lot more if she's willing to do that. In turn also find out what you can do for her. Because I totally agree, we get pretty down and dirty when we go down on them. Imho a good relationship involves balance there.

I usually let the chicks to the answering in here, but this was sort of a recent thing I conquered, figured you'd wanna know :spade:

Handwerpen 12-28-2010 06:02 PM

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good stuff

liking it, this vibe

ryanz5760 12-28-2010 08:59 PM

Re: ***OFFICIAL*** Ask the ladies of 4life any sort of weird/stupid/disgusting question...Pt. 2
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by rafiki (Post 23790586)
Oh man that is the worst. Imho you need to crush that sort of talk early on, or you will never be able to fully enjoy busting on/in/all over your eventual wife.

Go a week without smoking, drinking, eating red meat, or any spicy food. Instead eat lots of veggies/chicken/fish/fruits, a few bananas a day (2 is good), and lots of honey. Like literally have a tbsp of honey per day. After about a week of that, your chowder is going to be about 10 times more pleasant than it was before. The difference is pretty remarkable. Explain that to her, and explain that you're going to enjoy that sort of thing with her a lot more if she's willing to do that. In turn also find out what you can do for her. Because I totally agree, we get pretty down and dirty when we go down on them. Imho a good relationship involves balance there.

I usually let the chicks to the answering in here, but this was sort of a recent thing I conquered, figured you'd wanna know :spade:

I don't smoke but I always eat healthy...6 small meals a day and for dinner always red meat/chx/fish and a ton of veggies but I will add honey to my daily intake just for her.

TR will be coming this weekend.

I am not complaining about it I just don't why women get so mad about taking a load to the face...

MsBlueberry 12-28-2010 09:22 PM

Re: ***OFFICIAL*** Ask the ladies of 4life any sort of weird/stupid/disgusting question...Pt. 2
 
I don't believe in throwing games. I'm terrible at just about every game I ever play since most people have played them for years and I'm often just learning recently. Even if I'm not competitive yet, I still want them to do their best and I enjoy improving vs good players even if I can't quite win yet.

As far as the girl who wants warning - what's wrong with that? A sudden shot to the nostril or eye would put a damper on things for me. Actually, the mouth is the only shot to the face I'd be cool with.

rafiki 12-28-2010 09:32 PM

Re: ***OFFICIAL*** Ask the ladies of 4life any sort of weird/stupid/disgusting question...Pt. 2
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by ryanz5760 (Post 23794059)
I don't smoke but I always eat healthy...6 small meals a day and for dinner always red meat/chx/fish and a ton of veggies but I will add honey to my daily intake just for her.

TR will be coming this weekend.

I am not complaining about it I just don't why women get so mad about taking a load to the face...

You'll notice I said red meat is BAD for your spunk taste. Try to consume a bit less red meat in weeks leading up to operation Eat It. Lots of veggies, fruits and sweet stuff. Expect epic results.

Also if you find a way to increase the amount of zinc and folic acid in your diet, you're going to shoot like twice as much. But imho DON'T do that in the time leading up to trying to convince her to do this. But eventually when she's down, for sure more of those two.

Kristy 12-28-2010 09:58 PM

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Is there a difference in the intensity of the orgasm if you have to say when? Seems like there could be..and if that's the case, try explaining that to her and saying that you're trying all these steps to make your semen taste better?

Also...I don't understand how she could NOT know you're about to cum?


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