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nham 12-17-2010 08:58 PM

Re: ***OFFICIAL*** Ask the ladies of 4life any sort of weird/stupid/disgusting question...Pt. 2
 
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rakinem 12-17-2010 09:28 PM

Re: ***OFFICIAL*** Ask the ladies of 4life any sort of weird/stupid/disgusting question...Pt. 2
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by ToTheInternet (Post 23594180)
people who don't mind if they make spelling mistakes.

woops, *smelly*
thanks for the catch!

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kristy (Post 23594427)
Women who don't really enjoy sex and want only to do it once a year, OR women with low self esteem. fhl.

Does "smelly" change your answer? I bet it does.

rakinem 12-17-2010 09:29 PM

Re: ***OFFICIAL*** Ask the ladies of 4life any sort of weird/stupid/disgusting question...Pt. 2
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by JohnyCrash (Post 23594752)
Reality check. If the average size is six inches then that means a large portion on the worlds men have a size of less then six. Why are you trying to make them feel bad?

Good point. And a large percentage of the world's women aren't very attractive in a lot of ways... they aren't deserving of big peens.

g0tcuddly 12-17-2010 10:33 PM

Re: ***OFFICIAL*** Ask the ladies of 4life any sort of weird/stupid/disgusting question...Pt. 2
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Gizmo (Post 23587584)
A 9-10incher is donotwant as much as a 4 incher is donotwant, fwiw. Imo.

But you can just out in the first 6 inches!

allinontheturn 12-17-2010 10:37 PM

Re: ***OFFICIAL*** Ask the ladies of 4life any sort of weird/stupid/disgusting question...Pt. 2
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by g0tcuddly (Post 23596613)
But you can just out in the first 6 inches!

You know how I know you don't have 9 inches?

jona 12-17-2010 10:39 PM

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he eats food
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Kristy 12-17-2010 10:39 PM

Re: ***OFFICIAL*** Ask the ladies of 4life any sort of weird/stupid/disgusting question...Pt. 2
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by JohnyCrash (Post 23594752)
Reality check. If the average size is six inches then that means a large portion on the worlds men have a size of less then six. Why are you trying to make them feel bad?

Reality check, I've likely seen the most peens itt and I rarely have seen ones less than 6"

Global averages grade on the Azn/other smaller nationalities/scale.

ToTheInternet 12-17-2010 10:40 PM

Re: ***OFFICIAL*** Ask the ladies of 4life any sort of weird/stupid/disgusting question...Pt. 2
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by paul rizzo (Post 23595618)
I would check. you get more out of his strong value hands if he did something stupid like check 77 or 97 or his flushes. You might get a bluff out of him.

I like the check so we can C/R.

yeah I agree. besides, he has the initiative so he's going to continue betting with the majority of his value range.

g0tcuddly 12-17-2010 10:41 PM

Re: ***OFFICIAL*** Ask the ladies of 4life any sort of weird/stupid/disgusting question...Pt. 2
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by allinontheturn (Post 23596667)
You know how I know you don't have 9 inches?

Because you could feel my balls slapping your chin?

Kristy 12-17-2010 10:42 PM

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^^hahaha awesome.

rakinem 12-17-2010 10:42 PM

Re: ***OFFICIAL*** Ask the ladies of 4life any sort of weird/stupid/disgusting question...Pt. 2
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Kristy (Post 23596701)
Reality check, I've likely seen the most peens itt and I rarely have seen ones less than 6"

Global averages grade on the Azn/other smaller nationalities/scale.

You can determine whether a peen is 6" or not? How many peens have you had?

Your tone is condescending. Are you a 7.25+? I don't think women below that cutoff can comment much on a guy's looks and/or sexual prowess.

allinontheturn 12-17-2010 10:48 PM

Re: ***OFFICIAL*** Ask the ladies of 4life any sort of weird/stupid/disgusting question...Pt. 2
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by g0tcuddly (Post 23596728)
Because you could feel my balls slapping your chin?

Well, you're on the right track. It doesn't matter how much you have you're gonna want to cram the whole thing in there and really smash it out when you're going at it. So it's pretty obvious that you've never been in a position where you're trying to hold back to know that not shoving that last 3 inches up there is a pretty herculean test of discipline.

Kristy 12-17-2010 10:49 PM

Re: ***OFFICIAL*** Ask the ladies of 4life any sort of weird/stupid/disgusting question...Pt. 2
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by rakinem (Post 23596745)
You can determine whether a peen is 6" or not? How many peens have you had?

Your tone is condescending. Are you a 7.25+? I don't think women below that cutoff can comment much on a guy's looks and/or sexual prowess.

Yes, and most guys will tell you what their measurement is anyway. Idk how many peens I've seen, enough to be reasonably confident that I win this, due to my laisez faire ideas re: sex.
I've generally, when single, just gone and gotten laid when the urge struck.

My tone is aping the tone of Johnny Crash's so any condescension is entirely his. In fact my edit line infers that only guys worry about size, women need more than that to get off, so you can easily make up the difference with skill or b/c she's just totally in to you..or w/e.

g0tcuddly 12-17-2010 10:52 PM

Re: ***OFFICIAL*** Ask the ladies of 4life any sort of weird/stupid/disgusting question...Pt. 2
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by allinontheturn (Post 23596825)
Well, you're on the right track. It doesn't matter how much you have you're gonna want to cram the whole thing in there and really smash it out when you're going at it. So it's pretty obvious that you've never been in a position where you're trying to hold back to know that not shoving that last 3 inches up there is a pretty herculean test of discipline.

Lmao this actually reminds me of a convo I had with my last ex. She said I always try to put it all the way in. Why wouldn't I?!

robhimself 12-17-2010 10:54 PM

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I dub this page "rakinem rages at women for not loving his tiny peen".

rakinem 12-17-2010 11:16 PM

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Meh. I don't know Kristy, didn't mean it personally. I just think it's obnoxious for sub-par women to comment on peen-size, muscle build, etc.

Wouldn't it be equally dick to tell a girl she's fat/too tall, has small tits, has a gaping vagina, manly hands/feet, nappy hair, etc.? Or to talk about them in the presence of other women? Seems disrespectful to me. Ex: You're having drinks w/ a group of girls and talking about girls from your past and how they fell short in the sack... or knocking appearances of women in your vicinity... your group of female friends would think you were annoying and/or a dork, if you were a 5 or a 6, and would probably tell you to shut up. If you were an 8 or a 9, they'd be annoyed but equally/more so feeling insecure and wouldn't interject.

Kristy 12-17-2010 11:20 PM

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lol, well then you should probably rethink your strategy of visiting the thread in which men repeatedly ask women to comment.

Just sayin'

jona 12-17-2010 11:20 PM

Re: ***OFFICIAL*** Ask the ladies of 4life any sort of weird/stupid/disgusting question...Pt. 2
 
CAT OR A CATSCAN?

Moderator Puppy 12-17-2010 11:24 PM

Re: ***OFFICIAL*** Ask the ladies of 4life any sort of weird/stupid/disgusting question...Pt. 2
 
hell-ooooooo laayyyyy-deees, roo roo roo :D

rakinem 12-17-2010 11:27 PM

Re: ***OFFICIAL*** Ask the ladies of 4life any sort of weird/stupid/disgusting question...Pt. 2
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Kristy (Post 23597293)
lol, well then you should probably rethink your strategy of visiting the thread in which men repeatedly ask women to comment.

Just sayin'

Do you take pleasure in answering such questions? I'd imagine it to be the main source of your pleasure in visiting this thread.

If the men on the site knew you in person, do you think they'd be as interested in your answers to them?

Kristy 12-17-2010 11:27 PM

Re: ***OFFICIAL*** Ask the ladies of 4life any sort of weird/stupid/disgusting question...Pt. 2
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by jonaspluss (Post 23597309)
CAT OR A CATSCAN?

moderator puppy.

Kristy 12-17-2010 11:34 PM

Re: ***OFFICIAL*** Ask the ladies of 4life any sort of weird/stupid/disgusting question...Pt. 2
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by rakinem (Post 23597408)
Do you take pleasure in answering such questions? Is it the main reason you enjoy visiting this thread?

I enjoy the fact that men seem so perplexed by women, when it is them that are confusing. I also like some of the mistakes that men make confusing uterus and vagina etc..

Lastly, I feel disconnected from women for a variety of reasons. Consequently, I don't feel guilty where I'm betraying them and almost never conflicting with my own self interest when I give you the 'inside scoop' since I tend to tow a different line.

nham 12-17-2010 11:35 PM

Re: ***OFFICIAL*** Ask the ladies of 4life any sort of weird/stupid/disgusting question...Pt. 2
 
rakinem are you bipolar or something bro?

Kristy 12-17-2010 11:36 PM

Re: ***OFFICIAL*** Ask the ladies of 4life any sort of weird/stupid/disgusting question...Pt. 2
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by rakinem (Post 23597408)
If the men on the site knew you in person, do you think they'd be as interested in your answers to them?

You added this after I was responding to the first bit.

Yes, I'm generally the go to girl for advice and would say that at least one male friend asks for my input daily. I was answering weird/stupid/disgusting questions long before I knew about this thread.

g0tcuddly 12-17-2010 11:38 PM

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If Im bad at finding the hole, is it acceptable to just get the chick to do it?


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