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Kristy 11-20-2010 11:41 PM

Re: ***OFFICIAL*** Ask the ladies of 4life any sort of weird/stupid/disgusting question...Pt. 2
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by rafiki (Post 23004394)
Hey you've been all too willing to point out that if I'm using toys it's a weakness on my part. I'm not a gap-toothed 4L mouth breather, you're not going to be able to "ZOMG" penis joke me.

You're forgetting that you came to the *ask the ladies* thread, I just answered openly and honestly. :)

rafiki 11-20-2010 11:41 PM

Re: ***OFFICIAL*** Ask the ladies of 4life any sort of weird/stupid/disgusting question...Pt. 2
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by g0tcuddly (Post 23004405)
So if you two had sex who would penetrate the other one with a toy first?

I am pretty much exactly the opposite of her type I suspect. So clearly I'm getting the toy in the ass and a note stuffed in my mouth that reads "Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down, never gonna run around, and blow you"

Kristy 11-20-2010 11:41 PM

Re: ***OFFICIAL*** Ask the ladies of 4life any sort of weird/stupid/disgusting question...Pt. 2
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by g0tcuddly (Post 23004405)
So if you two had sex who would penetrate the other one with a toy first?

1-2-3-NOT IT!

g0tcuddly 11-20-2010 11:43 PM

Re: ***OFFICIAL*** Ask the ladies of 4life any sort of weird/stupid/disgusting question...Pt. 2
 
I never knew Walgreens sold vibrators.

rafiki 11-20-2010 11:44 PM

Re: ***OFFICIAL*** Ask the ladies of 4life any sort of weird/stupid/disgusting question...Pt. 2
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Kristy (Post 23004451)
You're forgetting that you came to the *ask the ladies* thread, I just answered openly and honestly. :)

There are ladies in this thread. There are also people replying to this thread who have a vagina and two X chromosomes. But they sure ain't ladies ;)

g0tcuddly 11-20-2010 11:44 PM

Re: ***OFFICIAL*** Ask the ladies of 4life any sort of weird/stupid/disgusting question...Pt. 2
 
http://img42.imageshack.us/img42/5097/lolpenguin.png

g0tcuddly 11-20-2010 11:45 PM

Re: ***OFFICIAL*** Ask the ladies of 4life any sort of weird/stupid/disgusting question...Pt. 2
 
Vibrating penguin is epic though. Got the ex one as a gag gift and she loved it.

Kristy 11-20-2010 11:46 PM

Re: ***OFFICIAL*** Ask the ladies of 4life any sort of weird/stupid/disgusting question...Pt. 2
 
ok, I'm a traitor to women everywhere ..but I really don't get vibrators.

I'm a reasonably imaginative person and even I can't suspend belief enough to imagine that piece of plastic is..idk Wayne Newton or whom ever it other women think about.

Srsly, getting a clean, regular **** friend and using a condom is the easiest thing in the world for ANY woman. Why is this device even necessary?

g0tcuddly 11-20-2010 11:49 PM

Re: ***OFFICIAL*** Ask the ladies of 4life any sort of weird/stupid/disgusting question...Pt. 2
 
Its all about the clitoral massager imo. Can be also used during sex and such. Ive always just used my hand or mouth for that so I cant really comment.

I think ladies just want a private way to quickly get off? Some are shy/worried about getting a **** buddy and being labeled a slut.

Kristy 11-20-2010 11:54 PM

Re: ***OFFICIAL*** Ask the ladies of 4life any sort of weird/stupid/disgusting question...Pt. 2
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by rafiki (Post 23004493)
There are ladies in this thread. There are also people replying to this thread who have a vagina and two X chromosomes. But they sure ain't ladies ;)

There are no "ladies" in this thread. Ladies by definition would not answer weird/stupid/disgusting questions.

Also, this is the second time you've gone for the underhanded 'slut' 'dirty' power shift. It is ineffective vs. me.

It is also boring.

rafiki 11-20-2010 11:55 PM

Re: ***OFFICIAL*** Ask the ladies of 4life any sort of weird/stupid/disgusting question...Pt. 2
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Kristy (Post 23004512)
ok, I'm a traitor to women everywhere ..but I really don't get vibrators.

I'm a reasonably imaginative person and even I can't suspend belief enough to imagine that piece of plastic is..idk Wayne Newton or whom ever it other women think about.

Srsly, getting a clean, regular **** friend and using a condom is the easiest thing in the world for ANY woman. Why is this device even necessary?

meh I did a random google. No idea how much weight these have, I glanced this over:

http://www.besthealthmag.ca/sextoys (seems to be some sound logic)

Most of my lesbian girl friends all use various toys. They know their way around a vagina better than Gus Hansen knows his way around Scandinavian prostitutes, and imho the reason they use it is because it's exciting.

Hey are you asking me if I can move my tongue that fast for 30 mins? No, hell no. And not all girls can come with less than 20-30 mins of intense clit rubbing or more. I knew one that took 40 minutes on the spot, constant fast moving. Are you asking me if my wang has a diameter of 2.5-3"? No, and some girls wanna get that feeling, I've seen more than a few who were totally into that. And sometimes it rocks for both people to feel good at the same time (we-vibe for instance). With condoms where a dude is feeling less to begin with, it's really nice to have that vibration.

Ya you can make girls cum without them. You can also make girls go out of their minds with them. It's fun! Not all the time, that's lame. But once in a while? It's great, like sex in front of a porno or something.

rafiki 11-20-2010 11:57 PM

Re: ***OFFICIAL*** Ask the ladies of 4life any sort of weird/stupid/disgusting question...Pt. 2
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Kristy (Post 23004593)
There are no "ladies" in this thread. Ladies by definition would not answer weird/stupid/disgusting questions.

Also, this is the second time you've gone for the underhanded 'slut' 'dirty' power shift. It is ineffective vs. me.

It is also boring.

Underhanded? We've already established that you wouldn't let my hands get under anything of yours. Don't worry I know nothing about you (other than your preference of sexual base running). It's 11pm, I'm staying in to rest after going out 3 nights in a row, and I'm bored. There's no power shift. It's 4L. We're talking about sex toys. I have left over Chinese food (of the best quality), and talking to you can only be more interesting than SNL.

Kristy 11-20-2010 11:58 PM

Re: ***OFFICIAL*** Ask the ladies of 4life any sort of weird/stupid/disgusting question...Pt. 2
 
I'm referring to using it alone without extenuating circumstances. I agree that with someone else it can be fun once in a while.

Srsly? 40 mins?!?!?! She should talk to a Dr. iyam.

rafiki 11-21-2010 12:01 AM

Re: ***OFFICIAL*** Ask the ladies of 4life any sort of weird/stupid/disgusting question...Pt. 2
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Kristy (Post 23004644)

Srsly? 40 mins?!?!?! She should talk to a Dr. iyam.

I know four girls in their 30's who have never had an orgasm at all. And in fact it's supposed to be far more common than that even.

g0tcuddly 11-21-2010 12:03 AM

Re: ***OFFICIAL*** Ask the ladies of 4life any sort of weird/stupid/disgusting question...Pt. 2
 
Yea if shes taking that long just bite down on her clit. EZ game.

pelicanpoker 11-21-2010 12:03 AM

Re: ***OFFICIAL*** Ask the ladies of 4life any sort of weird/stupid/disgusting question...Pt. 2
 
is it something like 15% of girls have never had an orgasm? thats pretty lol

rafiki 11-21-2010 12:04 AM

Re: ***OFFICIAL*** Ask the ladies of 4life any sort of weird/stupid/disgusting question...Pt. 2
 
curious to see these ranked by women in here. I know how I'd rank mine for chicks. Rank in order of most important to least important, and this is when considering a guy for a relationship (not just rando sex):

intelligence
face
body (build)
height
financial situation (including job and car)
sense of humor
wang size
sex ability
hygiene
clothing/style
confidence

g0tcuddly 11-21-2010 12:06 AM

Re: ***OFFICIAL*** Ask the ladies of 4life any sort of weird/stupid/disgusting question...Pt. 2
 
Taking a stab:
Conf
Humour
Hygiene
Face
Int
Body
Clothes
Finances
Wang

g0tcuddly 11-21-2010 12:08 AM

Re: ***OFFICIAL*** Ask the ladies of 4life any sort of weird/stupid/disgusting question...Pt. 2
 
If Im not in the right mindset with a girl that doesnt believe in abortion I can't reach orgasm =*[

rafiki 11-21-2010 12:10 AM

Re: ***OFFICIAL*** Ask the ladies of 4life any sort of weird/stupid/disgusting question...Pt. 2
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by g0tcuddly (Post 23004746)
Taking a stab:
Conf
Humour
Hygiene
Face
Int
Body
Clothes
Finances
Wang

I think I should have probably specified for a relationship, because it probably does matter. I wonder if Finances is too low there. I haven't had a single date in the last two years where the chick didn't really want to know what I did (to figure out what I made), etc... And these were your fairly average chicks. Not hunting gold diggers by driving an M3 around playing lil Wayne or something.

Silly Skates 11-21-2010 12:12 AM

Re: ***OFFICIAL*** Ask the ladies of 4life any sort of weird/stupid/disgusting question...Pt. 2
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by rafiki (Post 23004716)
curious to see these ranked by women in here. I know how I'd rank mine for chicks. Rank in order of least important to most important:

intelligence
face
body (build)
height
financial situation (including job and car)
sense of humor
wang size
sex ability
hygiene
clothing/style
confidence

I'd assume
confidence
financial situation (including job and car)
face
body (build)
hygiene
sense of humor
clothing/style
height
wang size
intelligence
sex ability

Kristy 11-21-2010 12:12 AM

Re: ***OFFICIAL*** Ask the ladies of 4life any sort of weird/stupid/disgusting question...Pt. 2
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by rafiki (Post 23004716)
curious to see these ranked by women in here. I know how I'd rank mine for chicks. Rank in order of least important to most important:

3.intelligence
9.face
10.body (build)
6.height
5.financial situation (including job and car)
4.sense of humor
8.wang size
7.sex ability
1.hygiene
11.clothing/style
2.confidence

I'm presuming you're talking relationship-wise..

Quick answer in red. Most are close though so binary is more telling

10011111101

g0tcuddly 11-21-2010 12:13 AM

Re: ***OFFICIAL*** Ask the ladies of 4life any sort of weird/stupid/disgusting question...Pt. 2
 
Depends on the age group I guess. I think if you hit all the other marks your finances should be good also.

rafiki 11-21-2010 12:16 AM

Re: ***OFFICIAL*** Ask the ladies of 4life any sort of weird/stupid/disgusting question...Pt. 2
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Kristy (Post 23004812)
I'm presuming you're talking relationship-wise..

Quick answer in red. Most are close though so binary is more telling

10011111101

Find it interesting that the body would be so low. I'd post the male answers to this, but nobody is asking us anything ;)

RT 11-21-2010 12:19 AM

Re: ***OFFICIAL*** Ask the ladies of 4life any sort of weird/stupid/disgusting question...Pt. 2
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by rafiki (Post 23004677)
I know four girls in their 30's who have never had an orgasm at all. And in fact it's supposed to be far more common than that even.

Quote:

Originally Posted by pelicanpoker (Post 23004707)
is it something like 15% of girls have never had an orgasm? thats pretty lol

Considering upwards of 60% of women can't get off from penetration, I'd say these numbers are low if anything.


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