You post them, I'll tell you what they want to keep hidden. I'll do any profile posted, but I'm skimping at work so I can't promise when I will do it.

Example I chose randomly...

gopher24 The Clownfish: someone with common interests
City Des Moines Iowa Smoker? No
Sign Aries Ethnicity Caucasian with Blond hair
Height 5' 6" (168 cm) Body Type Athletic
Age 31 year old Woman Religion Other Religion
Relationship N/A Chemistry View her chemistry results


Looking for someone with common interests to hang out/spend time with Blue dress is me

1. I strongly suspect that this girl is insecure about her breast size. She chose a picture with her standing in the background of decently sized breasts at an eye drawing point. This is a fairly typical masking technique--adding a picture of others with traits you lack, most girls do this subconsciously obviously. If one were to correspond with this woman, he should attempt to work in the "fact" that he dislikes large breasts as soon as doing so would not be awkward.

2. The next thing I note is that she is wearing a very loose dress in regard to her lower body. Given her expressions on being into fitness, my strong hunch is that she has thick thighs. I strongly suspect this woman is insecure about her lower torso and thighs, and that she devotes significant efforts at staying as slim as she can. Note where she is holding her sweater. She nonetheless has a strong desire to be considered beautiful, and this can be taken advantage by emphasizing the traits she is most confident in--her hair and face.

3. I can tell she is vain about her face and hair for two reasons. First, and most obviously, they are the only physical parts of her that she has emphasized. In the picture she chose, she stands much taller than the girl with larger breasts, she is subconsciously saying that her face and hair are the most important. Second, her face is highly reflective for a single flash illumination taken in the dark. The reflections are caused by oil which came from her facial pores or her hair. Unless she did not wash before going out, unlikely, this oil came from some hair conditioner.

I am Seeking a Man For Hang Out
Do you drink? No Do you want children? Undecided/Open
Marital Status Single Do you do drugs? No
Profession teacher (part time) Do you have children? No
Education Bachelors degree Do you have a car? Yes

Relationship

Intent gopher24 wants to date but nothing serious.

Relationship History The longest relationship gopher24 has been in was over 2 years long.

Interests

running yoga art
live music theater reading

About Me
I returned to DSM about 2 years ago after working/living abroad in Europe. She lives at home and cannot find full-time work. She is most likely a substitute teacher at this time. Also, note how she uses DSM instead of Des Moines. Indication that she hates living in Des Moines and cute use of abbreviations is an indicator that she is not quite ready to be an adult. I would like to meet new people with similar interests, though I'm not a big drinker and it seems that many just go to the bars. More evidence she still lives with Mom and Dad. She's lived in Europe, she's single, but she hates going to the bars? Also, she just "loves" culture but returned from Europe to live in Des Moines? This girl absolutely hates living in Des Moines and wants to be taken away. She will be strongly drawn to men expressing intent to live in urban centers such as Chicago. I love working out:running(completed a Marathon in Oct, biking, walking, yoga, anything outside. Read, I work very hard to keep my hips and thighs as slim as possible. I hope to apply to Graduate School within the next year, that is the main goal. More evidence that she cannot find work. Also a strong desire to escape Des Moines and to recapture the youthfulness she associates with being a student. I would be great to meet someone to go see a concert, musical, movie, grab dinner, so on. Passive tone lack of proofreading, more on this later. I also hope to travel more in the future Read, "some one please take me away from all this corn."


I do not wish to be contacted by someone divorced, or that has children. I'm normally not so blunt, but I tend to receive multiple emails from these "types". Sorry! She clearly wants something more than "hanging out", but she probably has trouble admitting that she is relying on the internet to meet men. It is a blow to her ego.

First Date
I believe a first date should be low key, with no pressure. Maybe go to a cultural event/Art center, something downtown, then grab dinner after. Walking in the park is always great because you get to know the person and it's outside.

Other comments...

1. She writes she is unsure about having children. Most women at her age who are happy with where they are at would write that they want to have children. Her not writing this strongly indicates that she is not happy where she is at, hence the desire to escape Des Moines through grad school, travel, etc. She associates having children with being trapped.

2. She received very little formal writing education.

3. She hangs out with friends who have more money than her. Her choice of activities is a big clue to me on this point.

4. She writes passively, which could be a indicator of poor writing education, but in this case I see a little something more. She wants to a find a prince charming who will take charge of her life.

5. She lives in suburbs.

6. Men not from Des Moines will have an easier time sparking her interest than men from Des Moines. Anyone temporarily in Des Moines for work to be transferred to a more "sophisicated" urban location will have a better chance than others, all else being equal.

Obviously, I won't be right with 100% percent of my observations based on limited data, but I am confident I will be right on about 75% of my comments with a post as detailed as the one above, even more confident if they write more.

I like the one in the red. would it be cool to hit the one in the blue up, then be like "hey, so whats up w/ your friend?"?

cliffs?

http://www.citydating.com/user/Honey551

Go

thread has potential

E-Harmony where you are matched so close,its like ****ing yourself but not in a gay way.

Personal Message
I am sociable, friendly, hard-working, attentive, trustworthy, caring, tender, loving and creative. I like reading, singing, doing adventure sports, spending time with my family and friends. I am family-oriented and home-loving. I am easy to get along with and approachable; furthermore, I can assure you that we will live a wonderful life together when we find each other.

Honey551 describes herself as humorous and easygoing. her outlook on life is independent and practical and her goals are career and wealth. she likes to hang out with fashion or fashion and she enjoys eating health foods and health foods food. she prefers to listen to r & b and rock music. her main hobbies include music and music and her favourite sports are golf and jogging.

My Match
I am looking for a: Male
Aged between: 25 - 45
Relationship: Marriage
Body Type: Any
Height between: 5' 5 (165cm) - 6' 3 (190cm)
About You:
I would like to meet a sincere, honest, attentive, intelligent, sportive, home-loving, faithful and loving man. A man who will love me and will stay forever with me, someone very dedicate to his family. I'd like to meet a man who knows how to respect and treat a woman.

Comment - I feel this one is likely to be a scam of some sort. She (or he) wrote this to attract lonely and desperate men.

For future evaluations, it would be helpful to get the pic and info in your post to save me the effort.

E-Harmony where you are matched so close its like ****ing yourself but not in a gay way.

http://www.okcupid.com/profile/evenflowers

http://www.okcupid.com/profile/Sassie_Cass

I <3 OKCupid.

OP, I don't think it's clear at all, but if you mouse-over the pic, two more pop out. I thought both were fake at first.

Clairvoyance ITT.

if you click on them all of their pics show up. I thought they were fake, until one of them emailed me after looking at them.

hey op

ITT thread

I stopped reading here. Is this a level?

If anything, most women would do the exact opposite. If I was insecure about my tittays, I'd rather stand next to a girl from the Itty Bitty Titty Committee who would make my boobs look enormous.

I stopped reading here. Is this a level?

I'm guessing he's around 28 years of age well educated. Probably cultivating a sweet neck beard as we speak. Loves to make awkward digs at chicks and then pass it off as a joke when they file with the police. On the plus side, probably has massive titties though.

I do not wish to be contacted by someone divorced, or that has children. I'm normally not so blunt, but I tend to receive multiple emails from these "types". Sorry! She clearly wants something more than "hanging out", but she probably has trouble admitting that she is relying on the internet to meet men. It is a blow to her ego.

Yeh i like this +1

There's a committee?

If it's not in the 4L parliament thread then it doesn't exist.

Hello Jolt!

I'll try and get to these after a meeting I can't escape...

u no wot itt mean?

op my comment is that this is good stuff, lets see if you are more than a one-hit wonder

i also support "ITT thread" as a new meme due to its comedic value and ability to get others to go "LOL ITS LIKE ATM MACHINE"

LOL ITS LIKE 'PIN NUMBER'

LOLOHHAAHAHA