I just met a cute russian female at midnight, who was walking her dog.
Her dog's name is Tara (I forgot her name).
Now I love dogs, and her dog was sitting on the other side of the street with his ball, showing no sign of being wanted to cross the street etc...
After doing some flirting/small-talk, I mentioned that I don't usually approach strangers on the street at midnight, and usually am quite shy (both blatant lies). It went really well, until I had to finalize my attempt to score...
After few seconds of nauseous silence, I asked her for her phone-number, to go out for a coffee etc ladida.
She said: " I drink beer", and I was already able to feel her little finger working his way up (or down) into my virgin-pooter-caves, but then she refused to give me her number...

Ive been a gentleman, and only once starred at her, and aksed if she has a bf. She said no, and I said "are you ****ing kidding me", and left...

10 minutes later, I arrived at the gas-station close to my home and bought more beer, after some smalltalk with a guy whi I met there, who also likes to drink beer...
Then this girl arrived at the gas-sation...
Long story short, she has a 13yo son, and serious mental issues.
Though, I got her address (but neither her first or last name, but that doesnt matter), and she invited me over her house at 16:00 tomorrow!

Now you might want to now my pick-up line that finally worked out?
I said:" tell what kind of man is attratice to you, and I will imitate his behaviour"
She said:" I like the **** you, GTFO behaviour"
Then I said that I've heard enough - putting on a funny/angry face - and will go home, turned my back on her, and tried to left. But then she finally opended up, and gave me some more info about herself, and then finally her address, just a 3 minutes walk from my home.





Should I finally have my first female platonic friend since ages, and do something good for Karma (aka no profits for me), or try to tear off her sides as much as I can, and leave before drama ensues?
(Since this is BBV4L, so the above question should be seen as a rhetoric question, I think)

Make sure you tell a friend where you will be and have them call the police if he hasnt heard from you by an agreed upon time. But otherwise, relax and have a great time!

There is a brothel in her straight, ans if the adress is the same as the one she has given me, my options will be limited to GTFO. I'm not into hookers, so I am not 100% sure anbpout her address so far. Will google it now, I think

Edit:
****, her adress (street and number), is the one of the Pizza-shop right in front of the brothel...
And she reminded me of my best friend's ex-gf, who was also mad in her head, had a child, and been into prostitution before...

**** MY LIFE, I will **** her for free, and then be her guardian angel, I think. Better than 100 bucks and no good Karma, imho

>russian female
>3 minutes walk from my home
omgomgomg she stalking your house
>13yo son
>serious mental issues
>" I drink beer"
>I was already able to feel her little finger working his way up (or down) into my virgin-pooter-caves
Hey... be glad you weren't face-down on a massage parlor table when this occurred. Trust me.

So... when did your spidey sense started tingling?
U need to trust your fear instincts moar.

But I want to help her by talking... And by tearing of her sides... but without all drama that basiaclly has to happen, if I continue. And I will continue...

Spike, how should I do?


Edit:
I am not afraid of a forcible death, so I I can pick my actions and reactions freely at any time!

tell her

zdrastvuytye krasivaya

means 'hello beautiful' in comrade

zi-drast-voy tee ay

errr something close to that

da... здоро́вье

Despite you insulting my DFW citation, I still like you.
Schlitz means pussy on german, so the mmmm makes sense!

dude she's russian, all u need to say is wanna **** bitch?

Directly when she'll open the door tomorrow, or wait until I have one foot in there to make sure I get it?

http://www.adultswim.com/videos/the-...pickup-artist/

I ain't gonna click that
Good night

why don't you just be her friend, and then have sex with her?

Just don't call her Tara during sex...things could get ugly fast!

You mention her 13 yo son with a mental issue. That reminds me of Slingblade. Be careful bro!

This is what happens when you go outside

If she has serious mental issues chances are she's a good match to OP