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bogan stop being a ****ing idiot. you were ok for a bit and some people started to like you. everything you're doing in this thread makes you come across as a braindead, heartless **** who doesn't deserve the woman he's got. my sister is a recovering anorexic and if i caught myself saying any of the **** you've been coming out with i would mash myself in the balls till i could no longer procreate then drown my own child.

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07-20-2010 , 08:18 PM

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wannabebetter

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Originally Posted by ursine cotcher

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07-20-2010 , 08:22 PM

#128

MsBlueberry

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The ball mashing and child drowning is slightly excessive, even if you were insensitive to your sister, no? I would like to add:

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07-20-2010 , 08:23 PM

#129

Tartufo

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real men mash their balls from time to time

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07-20-2010 , 08:28 PM

#130

ursine cotcher

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i'd obv let you play with them first, don't fret deary

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07-20-2010 , 08:33 PM

#131

Mr_Donktastic

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I had a fiancee exactly like this.

You know what I did?

I called it off.

Sorry bro, you missed your chance.

Have fun being miserable the rest of your life

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07-20-2010 , 09:48 PM

#132

Henry17

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Your wife's life sucks -- why would she feel sexy? If you want things to change you need to do a lot of work, stop being clueless, and commit the time and effort required to make her feel sexy so that she'll be able to act sexy.

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07-20-2010 , 11:06 PM

#133

fxstone11

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Originally Posted by JMurder3

oh.
my.
god.

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07-20-2010 , 11:30 PM

#134

Kentucky Buddha

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Originally Posted by MsBlueberry

I don't think you know what boobs are mostly made of.

I reckon he may imagine that the should be filled with saline or silicon and not adipose ma'am as he considers natures schematics to be fundamentally incorrect. Basic anatomy and physiology literacy ftw Bogan. : )

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07-20-2010 , 11:34 PM

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niftymatt

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Originally Posted by MsBlueberry

I don't think you know what boobs are mostly made of.

Sand?

They feel like sandbags.

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07-20-2010 , 11:36 PM

#136

wannabebetter

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Originally Posted by MsBlueberry

I don't think you know what boobs are mostly made of.

Is the answer, love?

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07-21-2010 , 12:01 AM

#137

DonkeyFocker

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Originally Posted by niftymatt

Sand?

They feel like sandbags.

never touched a woman before, not even breast fed...

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07-21-2010 , 12:03 AM

#138

sofocused978

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buy a her a wii fit to tell her she's fat and gross. Also props to jmurder, sick work.

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07-21-2010 , 12:09 AM

#139

Pawntificator

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grunch: I remember my first bee-... er... wife.

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07-21-2010 , 12:22 AM

#140

Stoneflip

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lol at asking bbv4l for marital advice? next thread...bbv4l help me manage my retirement portfolio

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07-21-2010 , 12:23 AM

#141

niftymatt

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Originally Posted by DonkeyFocker

never touched a woman before, not even breast fed...

Sandbag/bag of sand, same thing.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OXaJ1YIHqpM

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07-21-2010 , 12:29 AM

#142

Rtaylor86

old hand

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Snail:I'm giving Frank a handy under the table
Frank: That, is true! Look Snail, back off, cuz you're just mashing it now.

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07-21-2010 , 12:29 AM

#143

plubius

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Originally Posted by Stoneflip

lol at asking bbv4l for marital advice? next thread...bbv4l help me manage my retirement portfolio

buy low, sell high.

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07-21-2010 , 12:30 AM

#144

Stoneflip

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Originally Posted by plubius

buy low, sell high.

good stock knowledge itt

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07-21-2010 , 02:07 AM

#145

bogan4life

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Originally Posted by ursine cotcher

Cool story bro, would read again 5* You must be thinking of my alter ego

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07-21-2010 , 02:15 AM

#146

JtotheF

old hand

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Originally Posted by Pawntificator

grunch: I remember my first bee-... er... wife.

/thread

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07-21-2010 , 02:18 AM

#147

NordQuest

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Spoiler:

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07-21-2010 , 02:24 AM

#148

dangeraw

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Originally Posted by bogan4life

Bad advice here, mothers want to feel needed so making more mess and never help her cook.

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thats not wat my mom tells me.

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07-21-2010 , 02:51 AM

#149

elrey

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Originally Posted by bogan4life

Cool story bro, would read again 5* You must be thinking of my alter ego

pretty sure you cant try to back out of what you said earlier.

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07-21-2010 , 02:52 AM

#150

bogan4life

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Originally Posted by elreymichael

pretty sure you cant try to back out of what you said earlier.

Where do i say im backing out of anything?

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