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Old 07-20-2010, 04:50 PM   #51
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Almost no fat women feel sexy in thongs.
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Old 07-20-2010, 04:50 PM   #52
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If you want her to dress sexy, you need to make her feel sexy.
Tell her you have a nice date planned, take her to a nice restaurant, etc. She'll have to dress up for that.

Day in and day out... well did she used to "Dress sexy" for you before your daughter was born? If so, it would seem the thing that changed was the birth of your child. If that is the case, then... help her with the baby so your wife has more time for herself. Cook her some dinners, maybe help with house work. This is all assuming you don't already do those things.

She probably needs to feel loved to feel sexy, so... go... do!
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Old 07-20-2010, 04:50 PM   #53
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Re: My wife doesnt dress sexy

Buy her a wizard hat, then. Whatever floats her boat. You'll have a lot better chance with my suggestion than a thong. I would actually suggest you buy her a gift card to a lingerie or sex shop, take the daughter to a movie, and let your wife go alone and explore.

Basically it boils down to not dressing sexy because she doesn't feel sexy. If you want her to feel sexy, you have to do more than wait until she's about to fall asleep then start poking her in the back*. I mean, it could be that she's simply tired of ****ing you, but even that can be reawakened with some behaviour modification on your part. Be affectionate, tell her she looks especially good from time to time, kiss her neck without getting grabby, all the things you (hopefully) did when you were courting. In my experience and observation, once men are mated they tend to only do that stuff with immediate sex in mind, which pisses women off because they're not a lightswitch.



*Not YOU specifically, but most guys do this. Playing the odds here.
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Old 07-20-2010, 04:51 PM   #54
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Do you feel good about calling the mother of your child a bitch?
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Old 07-20-2010, 04:54 PM   #55
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If you want her to dress sexy, you need to make her feel sexy.
Tell her you have a nice date planned, take her to a nice restaurant, etc. She'll have to dress up for that.

Day in and day out... well did she used to "Dress sexy" for you before your daughter was born? If so, it would seem the thing that changed was the birth of your child. If that is the case, then... help her with the baby so your wife has more time for herself. Cook her some dinners, maybe help with house work. This is all assuming you don't already do those things.

She probably needs to feel loved to feel sexy, so... go... do!
Bad advice here, mothers want to feel needed so making more mess and never help her cook.

What you should do is sit down and tell her babe you look a bit far right and im finding it hard to love you. If you dont lose weight soon our daughter will grow up to think being overweight for a woman is ok which clearly its not.

You need to make her understand that you have her best at heart but you dont wish her to be a wilder beast as it makes your peen sad. If she understands she will take more care and dress sexyier.

Id take it to the extent where id refuse to go down on her until she is at the weight you want her to be.
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Old 07-20-2010, 04:57 PM   #56
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Re: My wife doesnt dress sexy

You guys have to be a little nicer to OP. He's under a lot of pressure. I mean **** if the relationship goes sour he loses his job also.
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Old 07-20-2010, 04:57 PM   #57
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LOL soft Maybe its just the aussie way here but if i dont get called an ******* at least 3 times a day id worry i was getting cheated on!!!

Calling ya woman a bitch is nothing
, call her the C word wellllllllll
I personally don't feel that calling your SO derogatory names, either to their face or behind their backs, ever has a place in a relationship. It just shows serious lack of respect (to me).

Though, there is a difference between "Snoopydance was being a total bitch" and "This bitch doesn't do such and such," etc. Strictly my opinion though.
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Old 07-20-2010, 04:58 PM   #58
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Do you feel good about calling the mother of your child a bitch?
Really? Bitches call other bitches bitch all the time. It basically lost all of its derogatory meaning.

OP: Tell that fat C*** to step up her game or your trading her in on a new model.
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Old 07-20-2010, 04:58 PM   #59
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Though, there is a difference between "Snoopydance was being a total bitch" and "This bitch doesn't do such and such," etc. Strictly my opinion though.
You're not alone in that.
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Old 07-20-2010, 04:59 PM   #60
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I personally don't feel that calling your SO derogatory names, either to their face or behind their backs, ever has a place in a relationship. It just shows serious lack of respect (to me).

Though, there is a difference between "Snoopydance was being a total bitch" and "This bitch doesn't do such and such," etc. Strictly my opinion though.
Different cultures i guess but here calling her a bitch is fine, i guess its said with love tho but yeh dont make the mistake of calling em a C during a fight even her, does not end well.
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Old 07-20-2010, 05:00 PM   #61
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Really? Bitches call other bitches bitch all the time. It basically lost all of its derogatory meaning.

OP: Tell that fat C*** to step up her game or your trading her in on a new model.
Nah you got to save that card, first you need to make her feel bad about her body if that doesnt work then use this
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Old 07-20-2010, 05:03 PM   #62
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Nah you got to save that card, first you need to make her feel bad about her body if that doesnt work then use this
You saw her pic right? GUARANTEED she already feels bad.
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Old 07-20-2010, 05:04 PM   #63
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She doesn't even look that bad.
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Old 07-20-2010, 05:04 PM   #64
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Old 07-20-2010, 05:05 PM   #65
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You saw her pic right? GUARANTEED she already feels bad.
Yes but you need to make her feel even worse to the point of her going to starvation of herself. Then you build her back up once she lost the 40-60lbs she needs to lose.

You break em, then re build em.
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Old 07-20-2010, 05:06 PM   #66
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She doesn't even look that bad.
LOL no need to be nice Snoop
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Old 07-20-2010, 05:10 PM   #67
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Re: My wife doesnt dress sexy

first of all, thank you OP for posting a picture.

second of all, have an affair with a hot chick. you will finally have some good sex that you deserve. your wife probably wont find out.

if she does find out, maybe it will inspire her to get her body in shape. and if not you can get divorced and find someone that isnt a depressed fatty,
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Old 07-20-2010, 05:12 PM   #68
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Yes but you need to make her feel even worse to the point of her going to starvation of herself. Then you build her back up once she lost the 40-60lbs she needs to lose.

You break em, then re build em.
how youre not alone is beyond me.
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Old 07-20-2010, 05:13 PM   #69
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Re: My wife doesnt dress sexy

OP u want some serious advice? Listen to the women in this thread, ignore the men, including me obv.
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Old 07-20-2010, 05:19 PM   #70
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how youre not alone is beyond me.
Its solid advice, and you as a single man should follow what us older folk have to say
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Old 07-20-2010, 05:22 PM   #71
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What does she say about start exercising or something? No wonder she "doesnt feel sexy"... a few ppl are blessed, all the other have to work hard to do it.
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Old 07-20-2010, 05:27 PM   #72
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lol at getting married
lol at expecting her to stay in shape
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Old 07-20-2010, 05:28 PM   #73
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Op should be made mod just for actually posting pics. It's like a Haley's Comet phenomenon.
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Old 07-20-2010, 05:33 PM   #74
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just get a mistress, it'll save your marriage...
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Old 07-20-2010, 05:35 PM   #75
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if you allow your wife to wear clothes, THATS where you have gone wrong.
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