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get one of those Quizno's-cup-with-a-straw-in-it outfits that street corner promoters wear

wear it around the house angrily for a few days until she finally brings it up

then you guys can work out a compromise where you'll stop wearing the Quizno's outfit if she'll sign the divorce papers

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10-06-2010 , 01:50 AM

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Slappz

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Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 1,448

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Originally Posted by ShrimpBucket

As a woman, I would give this advice. Lay off the underwear requests. After marriage, it's just not sexy time anymore, the fish has been caught, no need for bait. It's all comfort now.

No wonder divorce rate is so high.

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10-06-2010 , 01:59 AM

#304

Silly Skates

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Join Date: Aug 2010 Posts: 1,771

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Originally Posted by ShrimpBucket

As a woman, I would give this advice. Lay off the underwear requests. After marriage, it's just not sexy time anymore, the fish has been caught, no need for bait. It's all comfort now.

You're right. Maybe he should just start beating her as well. After all, the fish has already been caught. She already is married to him, why would she try to please him by dressing nice?

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10-06-2010 , 02:08 AM

#305

bef99hwk

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Join Date: Jan 2008 Posts: 4,266

I will never get married now after that "comfort now" advice. Fk that.

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10-06-2010 , 02:42 AM

#306

Gaping HOLE

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Join Date: Oct 2010 Posts: 161

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Originally Posted by Slappz

No wonder divorce rate is so high.

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10-06-2010 , 03:03 AM

#307

M2001

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Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 1,102

probably just a level. women can be dumb, but not that dumb.

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10-10-2010 , 12:56 AM

#308

Tzest0s

grinder

Join Date: Mar 2010 Posts: 428

tried tomatoes on panties trick ?

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10-11-2010 , 08:52 AM

#309

robhimself

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Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 5,769

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11-15-2010 , 06:52 AM

#310

MasterWolf

centurion

Join Date: Sep 2010 Posts: 159

Stop being a bitch. Take her granny panties and cut them into pieces. She'll get the hint soon enough.

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11-15-2010 , 07:21 AM

#311

canoodles

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Join Date: Jan 2010 Posts: 7,017

Shoulda seen it coming OP.

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11-15-2010 , 10:18 AM

#312

RYANBLAN

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Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 426

An adult man asked BBV4L for advice...wow...

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11-16-2010 , 04:18 PM

#313

pokerslap

centurion

Join Date: Apr 2009 Posts: 190

heres a girlfriend breaking a ps3 this isnt a act lol actually he looks like a bum and she is hot lol

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DJVBsUX-zCM

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11-16-2010 , 04:21 PM

#314

pokerslap

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Join Date: Apr 2009 Posts: 190

shrimpbucket you will be divorced within 2 years gauranteed because you are retarted. men need women to be sexy because we want to be the dominant male in our group period. instincts demand it. women need to get it.