Just in case. If you answer yes to the below question you must destroy the venomous demon inside of your soul.

Do you feel puppies are considered property and that you are entitled to shoot them in the head with a gun just like you would your own car and find it to be perfectly normal and anybody who disagrees with you are obv morons or god worshipers. Or even worse a decent human being capable of love and compassion for others.

If you answer yes. Seek ****ing professional help before you ****ing poison someone. And end up potentially ruining your life as well as theirs scum ****ing bucket low life piece of ****. I forgive you tho. How could I not I was raised to protect your neighbor even if they raped your wife and kids the night before cause that's what my family does help others even if their house was robbed and pilaged and the criminal cut his arm from glass he broke to sneak in the night before. I'll still help you with your wounds th next day and that you could never take away with all the poison in the world you can't take that away from me.

Take a deep breath..

Learn to accept that everything you used to know is wrong...

But also right...

And put your pants on one leg at a time.

How about you get a job instead of making pointless threads. Maybe you'll be able to make enough money to get out of the dump that you live in and stop having fantasies of being a vampire. Also go *** yourself, because that will be the greatest thing you'll ever do with your life. After all it is +EV.

Have you gotten to the point where you try to make a witty comeback out of every remark?

True I don't work right now. 18 months unemployed atm.

My home changes almost on a daily basis, so some of them have been dumps. Today's one is pretty good. Tomorrow's is in Florence, Italy. Hope it is ok. Not likely to be a dump though. I don't know if you 'live in' a place when you only stay 1 night. Happy to be corrected.

I started a thread worried about being a vampire. It would change both my lifestyle and future choices I had to make, so I was seeking advice. I though BBV4L would be the appropriate forum.

I don't really find myself that attractive, so I don't really want to **** myself. The sex with twin thing was always hard for me to understand. If you get a chance to **** two girls at once, why would you want them to look the same? Sort of defeats the purpose.

It is true, I haven't done anything spectacular with my life. Fairly confident that I have done better things than ****ing myself though. I guess if I could **** myself good and proper, it would mean I would have a big dick, which is a positive I guess.

Not sure how it is +EV. Thought ****ing yourself would be -EV. I would have to worry about the mess afterwards. When with a lady friend, that is her job.

Bump

Excellent thread. 5*

so, you are a vampire?

RIP Spike.

Unfortunately not. GF is upset, as it will mean I continue to avoid her for 5 day every month.

+1 and what ever happened to Hap?

Could be ebolaids...should get that checked out man

Grunch: Run

lol spermsaucekid picking an internet fight with a mod bc you don't understand what's going on here.

Wow telling me to kill myself.

That's actually bannable.

But it's at me, so I'll let it slide.

I really don't think you'll be here long anyway.



Deep thought of the day - Is it actually a ky comment if I'm a vampire?

He told you to go find a bridge IIRC. Did you ever see the Lost Boys? It's an old person vampire movie, not worth finding it if you haven't seen it, unless you like glorious late 80's mullets.

Anyways, dropping from the bridge was the vampire initiation.

fidstar, do you really think vampires exist? Then let's have a bloody toast!