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I have woken up this morning with eyes that are very sensitive to light. My cereal also tasted stale and didn't have much flavor.

So obviously I'm becoming / became a vampire and want to know what I should do next?

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07-01-2013 , 07:51 AM

Hap Hapablap

Pooh-Bah

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Either that or hungover

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07-01-2013 , 07:51 AM

JustJ46671

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Stick a body part out the window, see if it fries like bacon
Take pic
Post it here
???
Profit

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07-01-2013 , 07:52 AM

MangoPort

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This thread makes me crave pop-tarts. Haven't had those in 15 years.

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07-01-2013 , 08:01 AM

crimcof

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Originally Posted by fidstar-poker

wear sunscreen

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07-01-2013 , 11:41 AM

adept

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Originally Posted by MangoPort

This thread makes me crave pop-tarts. Haven't had those in 15 years.

"The funny thing about pop tarts is that they never go stale because once you buy them they are already stale" Jerry Seinfeld

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07-01-2013 , 11:46 AM

ville

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so u still drinking making ****ty threads fiddie poker boolol

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07-01-2013 , 02:24 PM

spike420211

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My cereal also tasted stale

Count Chocula ftw!

Also, don't 4get 2 volunteer 4 blood drives... just like teh GEICO ad.

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07-01-2013 , 02:29 PM

omnishakira

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can you turn me

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07-01-2013 , 03:57 PM

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1). get a collared cape

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07-01-2013 , 04:05 PM

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odoyle

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go pick up girls @ the paranormal romance section in barns n noble

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07-01-2013 , 05:19 PM

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fidstar-poker

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Originally Posted by omnishakira

can you turn me

you want to be straight?

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07-01-2013 , 05:20 PM

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fidstar-poker

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I might be a vampire, but I still dislike twilight.

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07-01-2013 , 05:52 PM

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ncboiler

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Originally Posted by fidstar-poker

Whatever you do do not go out and pick up a drunken chick in a bar, have sex with her and post bare assed pictures of her in this forum. It is creepy and we are all above that. Do anything but this. Anything else is acceptable.

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07-01-2013 , 06:29 PM

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fidstar-poker

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but I don't have human morals now

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07-01-2013 , 07:23 PM

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ncboiler

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Originally Posted by fidstar-poker

but I don't have human morals now

Of course not. That's obvious by posting here

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07-02-2013 , 12:00 AM

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Yarbles

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don't go poisoning people you think did you wrong or even worse like murder any relatives. Stealing from him would also be bad so just cull yourself now f your a venomous non human type of person that would feed off of others blood and agony and just can't help but be a monstrous villain. Besides you could always be wrong about who did you wrong anyway. hopefully it was just a dream and you wake up and cereal taste like candy and your milk is sour free. Goodday

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07-02-2013 , 12:34 AM

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p2 dog, p2

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Ur doomed until you get over ur fear of garlic

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07-02-2013 , 02:06 AM

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Yarbles itt

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07-03-2013 , 05:56 PM

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fidstar-poker

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Hey guys, turns out I'm not a vampire. Just some eye thing I had for a few days.

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07-03-2013 , 07:41 PM

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JustJ46671

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Start with lots and lots of money.

You're welcome.

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07-03-2013 , 08:30 PM

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ncboiler

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Originally Posted by fidstar-poker

Hey guys, turns out I'm not a vampire. Just some eye thing I had for a few days.

Next time stay away from the garbage picking hooks

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07-04-2013 , 02:23 PM

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spike420211

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Originally Posted by fidstar-poker

Hey guys, turns out I'm not a vampire. Just some eye thing I had for a few days.

Hmmmm...
OK, mebbe not a vampire, mebbe more half demon/half human,
an Inuyasha...

Kinda happens in spells just like u described.
It is estimated that 25% of 4Lers, 40%+ of OOTers, and the vast, vast, majority of 4chan'ers, are Inuyasha's...