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05-20-2009 , 06:03 PM
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05-20-2009 , 06:11 PM
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Are we swimming in waters that are too deep for us?
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05-20-2009 , 07:16 PM
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05-20-2009 , 07:37 PM
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Quote:
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Are we swimming in waters that are too deep for us?
This is the best one imo

GG Blarg
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05-20-2009 , 09:31 PM
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one is uno


two is dos

three is tres


and catcus isnt a mexican word afaik. so the only part that makes that a mexcian pun is that the story is about mexcians, but u could ez make that about any race was somewhat funny though.
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05-20-2009 , 09:55 PM
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here is one:

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05-20-2009 , 11:33 PM
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less crappy mexican jokes more hilarious letters to random companies
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05-21-2009 , 12:04 AM
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What are the names of the 2 Mexican firefighters?

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Jose

Spoiler:
and Hose B
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05-21-2009 , 12:48 AM
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A woman had twins, and gave them up for adoption.One of them went to a family in Egypt and was named "Amal." The other went to a family in Spain, and they named him "Juan." Years later, Juan sent a picture of himself to his Mom. Upon receiving the picture, she told her husband that she wished She also had a picture of Amal. Her husband responded, "But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."
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05-21-2009 , 01:56 AM
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Guis, can we please try to be original here?
That last one can't really be considered a Mexican joke IMO
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05-21-2009 , 02:07 AM
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Why cant mexicans play uno?


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Because they always steal the green card
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05-21-2009 , 02:10 AM
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Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team?

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Any Mexican that can run jump or swim is in the US!
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05-21-2009 , 02:10 AM
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Why wasn't Jesus born in Mexico?

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He couldn't find 3 wise men or a virgin.
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05-21-2009 , 04:04 AM
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Originally Posted by Dr. Spaceman
In the Mexican casino, a man bet 10,000 pesos at the blackjack table. The dealer immediately put another 15,000 next to the man's bet.

"Why'd you do that?" asked the man.

"In quesadilla a blackjack, ese."
Fav one so far
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05-21-2009 , 04:06 AM
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Iam hispanic not amused, i have a sense of humor too but these "jokes/puns" blow. LOL come harder next time
Well that's just generally good life advice
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05-21-2009 , 04:08 AM
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quite smart lol
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05-21-2009 , 05:22 AM
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post count plus one
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05-21-2009 , 05:43 AM
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Not really a joke, but I've always gotten a kick out of thinking it:

Do mexican's get offended when they clean with ****'n'span?
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05-21-2009 , 09:29 AM
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where is cruizn by the way?
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05-21-2009 , 11:41 AM
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im right here
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05-21-2009 , 11:43 AM
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aahhh there you are
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