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Old 05-20-2009, 10:11 AM   #1
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Mexican puns

Ok let's think of some mexican puns. I got 3 that I invented today whilst I was walking to work. Actually 2 of them are mine. The other one is a friend of mine (who is incidentally a girl!!!)

Numero uno:

A naughty drug barron was running away with his drug barron accomplices down the road away from the police who were chasing them. The drug barrons were very fit and were outrunning the police bridgade. "Hah they can't cactus!"

Numer duo

A girl walked past me in the street in mexico. Her back was covered in guacamole. "Nacho fast!" I shouted after her. I tried tortilla about the guacamole and she thanked me.

Numero trayzo (my friends)

A man stole a knife and ran home to his wife to show her. Later that day the Mexican neighbours rang the police because they hear a commotion. The police man entered the house and found the man standing in the middle of the room with the knife, and his wife cowering behind the sofa. "What are you doing with that knife!" the incompetant police man shouted at the man. "I'm trying tequilla!"
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Old 05-20-2009, 10:22 AM   #2
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Last edited by ozymandias; 05-20-2009 at 10:23 AM. Reason: not really, actually kinda funny in a real groaner kind of way
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Old 05-20-2009, 10:25 AM   #3
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... r u cereus?
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Old 05-20-2009, 10:42 AM   #4
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Re: Mexican puns

In the Mexican casino, a man bet 10,000 pesos at the blackjack table. The dealer immediately put another 15,000 next to the man's bet.

"Why'd you do that?" asked the man.

"In quesadilla a blackjack, ese."
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Old 05-20-2009, 10:44 AM   #5
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jesus man...take yourslef off the fire bro...your done.
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Old 05-20-2009, 10:45 AM   #6
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What do u call a mexican woman with no legs?










Consuelo.
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Old 05-20-2009, 10:53 AM   #7
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pics of friend who is incidentally a girl or gtfo
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Old 05-20-2009, 11:00 AM   #8
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El Sucko
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Old 05-20-2009, 11:01 AM   #9
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Old 05-20-2009, 11:05 AM   #10
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More like Mexican't
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Old 05-20-2009, 11:10 AM   #11
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Iam hispanic not amused, i have a sense of humor too but these "jokes/puns" blow. LOL come harder next time
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Old 05-20-2009, 11:22 AM   #12
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Lots of laugs
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Old 05-20-2009, 11:25 AM   #13
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Plz to be saving this with some hairy sweaty mexican jailbait
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Old 05-20-2009, 11:26 AM   #14
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Old 05-20-2009, 11:35 AM   #15
 
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Re: Mexican puns

The border patrol agent asked Paco, "Can you tell me your nationality?" Paco, noticing that the agent's name tag said Mex, cheerfully replied "Mex, I can!"

"Very well", said Mex, "Please state your nationality. And from now on you will address me as 'sir'."
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