Ok let's think of some mexican puns. I got 3 that I invented today whilst I was walking to work. Actually 2 of them are mine. The other one is a friend of mine (who is incidentally a girl!!!)
Numero uno:
A naughty drug barron was running away with his drug barron accomplices down the road away from the police who were chasing them. The drug barrons were very fit and were outrunning the police bridgade. "Hah they can't cactus!"
Numer duo
A girl walked past me in the street in mexico. Her back was covered in guacamole. "Nacho fast!" I shouted after her. I tried tortilla about the guacamole and she thanked me.
Numero trayzo (my friends)
A man stole a knife and ran home to his wife to show her. Later that day the Mexican neighbours rang the police because they hear a commotion. The police man entered the house and found the man standing in the middle of the room with the knife, and his wife cowering behind the sofa. "What are you doing with that knife!" the incompetant police man shouted at the man. "I'm trying tequilla!"
The border patrol agent asked Paco, "Can you tell me your nationality?" Paco, noticing that the agent's name tag said Mex, cheerfully replied "Mex, I can!"
"Very well", said Mex, "Please state your nationality. And from now on you will address me as 'sir'."
The border patrol agent asked Paco, "Can you tell me your nationality?" Paco, noticing that the agent's name tag said Mex, cheerfully replied "Mex, I can!"
"Very well", said Mex, "Please state your nationality. And from now on you will address me as 'sir'."
I was afraid to click on this thread. Being a Mexican, I thought I was gonna have to cut someone. It's not too bad, though. I'm trying tequila made me laugh.