it started like any other night




then my friends said. hey man, let's go play a poker tournament. I said. **** yeah! ya boi loves shipping it in with 64o and hoping for a miracle on 5th street

so we make it down there and it's at the Macedonian club was a small dingy little place. we get there so early no one is there. so I'm chilling with my degen friend who picked me up. she eats some Macedonian food that looks pretty good. ( or rather it's cheap)

then I start to get on the beers. then my other friend shows up and i'm like. DOOOD you got to get on the beers they are only $6 ( when you live in the land down under everything is so exp, it's like getting rammed in the ass by the monopoly guy)

he decided not to have to drink and drive down the back road for 30 mins to miss the cops so I was like yeah.

so a little into the tournament i see this empty beer bottle on the bar. it's

I did take a picture at this point I think... but I can't find it.

I'm like... give us a zelatoerpsn dab. the guy behind the bar was like. just do

and I will know what you mean.

this is point, his friendly bar girl... I forget her name... laughed. so i turn and look at her...

it was like the virgin mary was standing right in front of my eye balls. HOLY****BALLS was she hot man... i don't know where the **** they got her from ( probs Macedonia) but ****

the dress she was wearing was short.. and MY GOD I would have




she was 10/10 would perv again

anyway so after more perving and as many dabs as i could drink. I tournament rolled on. it got down to like... 5 people left and i was chip leader. i didn't want to just waste chips all in so i played tight as ****. like a ducks ass bro.

then everyone else whittled away. I knocked out 2 plays in one go so I was like YES HEADS UP!.

the heads up battle lasted like one hand. he hit top pair on a 8 high board and i had JJ in my hand that i lipped. so he shoved. i said. well, **** it dude... lets go all in. BOOM! BUSTO!

so.. for winning drunk as **** i got...

AND THE NEW......






so shiny!

so after that, we had to wait for my other friend who was playing another tournament.

so i started talking to this weird foreign guy and we played some pool. the tables were those 4 ft ones so I chopped up SO easy. beat him 3 times at 8 ball then he said we should play 9 ball. ( mostly cos half the balls got stuck and we only had 9 there. Lucky only 2 where strips) so I beat him at that too and it was glorious!

at this point, I had been thinking about these burgers we were going to eat. so we roll up to this place in the middle of nowhere and it's lit. all these people were around a fire eating burgers. was cool. the burgers were tasty as **** and I I got to sit near a fire and what **** burn ( people would though their paper in it. was cool)

after that I went home to fap. was an AWESOME night!!! 10/10 would recommend to go to the Macedonia club man.

Tl;dr

Goat

How much did you lose?

nothing the poker was free

Squandered on riotous living.

Even by 4L standards this is a bad thread.

The high point of the thread was the laundry drying on top of the table.

C-

(the C is for congrats)

fyp; do you even poker?

Perth?!???? Does this mean when you get permission to do sexy time with the COCKtail waitress that is a 10 of all 10s...... so Perth,,, when you go down on her, is it really down or is it up? This hemisphere schitck is really messin' up my brambles

No No No...he won!!

He won this:


It's...a beautiful coaster

A friend who is a girl? And you complain about life? I can't take you seriously anymore.

thanks man, it was a good night all round. you can pm me for coaching!

yes dabs i have a few of them... but they are Asian. soooo it could be why

lol donkaments

Just want to clarify. You think of Jesus's mom when you think of a perfect woman.

That's super!