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04-30-2015 , 05:08 PM
What do you call a cow which just had an abortion?

Spoiler:
de-calf-inated
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04-30-2015 , 07:51 PM
OP was that you?

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05-12-2015 , 04:29 PM
^^ I am sorry, but I don't remember this


Last time I went to Reeperbahn, one of the street whores was a bit too persistent for my taste. She grabbed my arm, looked me in the eyes and asked the good ol "wanna have a good time"...
I said I am handicapped, and put on a sad-face, while releasing my arm for her grip gently. Then she asked my what I got, and I answered:
Spoiler:
TOURETTE, YOU ****ING ****! ! !
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06-11-2015 , 02:38 PM
What is the difference between acne and a Catholic priest?

Spoiler:
Acne usually comes on a boy's face after he turns 12.
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