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Old 08-17-2016, 10:21 PM   #126
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Old 08-18-2016, 06:49 PM   #127
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Old 08-18-2016, 07:14 PM   #128
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Old 08-19-2016, 03:57 PM   #129
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While I Love The Band Rush, I Worry That Neil Peart’s Need For Drumsticks Has In Some Way Contributed To Deforestation
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Old 08-23-2016, 05:29 PM   #130
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Old 08-25-2016, 02:42 PM   #131
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An oldie -- NOT from the Onion -- but still all-time champion IMO:

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Old 08-27-2016, 09:02 PM   #132
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Old 08-31-2016, 06:12 PM   #134
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Old 09-01-2016, 12:53 PM   #135
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Making A Pivot: Donald Trump Won’t Rule Out Granting Citizenship To The Moaning Children’s Faces Growing On His Back
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Old 09-01-2016, 08:31 PM   #137
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Old 09-04-2016, 04:22 PM   #138
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I met the owner of this house at twin river one night playing 1/2. Nice guy; offered me a bump of yayoo an invited me to this years festival. I shoulda gone...

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