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07-16-2017 , 09:40 AM
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Surgeons find 27 contact lenses lodged in woman's eye: 'She just thought it was old age'

wtf
The weird thing is that USA#1 doctors were going to do an eye operation on someone before they actually looked at her eyes and did some sort of check.

Woman - "I have a sore eye"

Doctor - "That needs an operation. Give me your money"
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07-16-2017 , 09:59 AM
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UK#whatever tho
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07-16-2017 , 11:07 AM
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UK#whatever tho
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07-17-2017 , 10:59 AM
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Yeah that was definitely in England where they have PREMIER health and dental care
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07-26-2017 , 12:32 AM
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The weird thing is that USA#1 doctors were going to do an eye operation on someone before they actually looked at her eyes and did some sort of check.

Woman - "I have a sore eye"

Doctor - "That needs an operation. Give me your money"
the contacts migrated above her eyelid practically behind her eye, she still needed the cataract surgery. but thanks for keeping the spirit of the thread alive by only reading headlines
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07-29-2017 , 08:18 AM
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'I Have a Boa Constrictor Stuck to My Face'

Best 911 call I've ever listened to.
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08-09-2017 , 08:23 AM
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08-09-2017 , 07:16 PM
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now that is multitasking right there.
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08-09-2017 , 09:01 PM
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So, he beat them off while he beat off?

Total concentration, fo sho.
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08-09-2017 , 10:52 PM
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beat off beat down showcase! next on RAW
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08-09-2017 , 10:58 PM
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can dick handle the strokes of police batons as they bum rush him from all directions? turns out, no. he beat them as he beat himself. he coaxed them all in with an ingenious plan. this master baiter got all the licks in. his grip was flawless as he flogged these beatnik dicks into another hole in space and time.
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08-11-2017 , 09:21 AM
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Knife robber tries to rob Glasgow shop but is beaten with mop, tries to rob nearby shop and is beaten with mop again

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk...87141.html?amp
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08-12-2017 , 06:47 PM
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So, he beat them off while he beat off?

Total concentration, fo sho.
and now he is blind
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08-20-2017 , 12:16 AM
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08-20-2017 , 09:00 AM
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It wasn't a movie, it was a bio.
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08-27-2017 , 11:55 AM
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Uranus is probably full of giant diamonds
I checked. It was worth a shot.
I did find some gum I swallowed in the second grade.
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09-07-2017 , 10:57 AM
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Woman trapped in window trying to retrieve poo after Tinder date

http://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-bristol-41167296
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09-07-2017 , 06:12 PM
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They seem to be very dedicated to poo in Bristol.
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09-15-2017 , 05:48 AM
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i bet she will never poo on a date again
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09-19-2017 , 03:22 PM
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pewp.
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09-19-2017 , 07:05 PM
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maybe it's a werewolf who's not fully transformed
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