...and then she said: "I'm not going to sacrifice a good Scottish dog blanket for that, and besides, at these temperatures lingonberries can't even be inverted!"

Did she ever explain why she had to do this? That's just so weird.

Um, you know what a colostomy bag is, right? I's because she had to have part of her intestines bypassed (temporarily or permanently) because of some illness or injury, so she gets a lovely hole in her side to poop out of instead.

Not sure if I would've bounced or not. Might have been fun to eat her ass, given how clean it would be.

she missed out on mainy important vitamins that day.




no lie, i had to look one this up.

Oh, no I didn't know hence why I asked. That really sucks, and I loled at your comment at the end. You probably could've done a2m with her without worrying too much.

I need her number, I'll do colostomy chicks.

Dealbreaker much?

I was about 22 and met this college girl, dressed preppy we will call natural who went to suny newpaltz and we got to talking and finally make a date. Now keep in mine im very old fasioned and to me a date is going to dinner and a movie but she insisted we go to a club.. so I head to pick her up and head hour south to new York city's own limelight so I get to her house about 11:30 at night and a suprise waiting for me she is bringing her meh not so attractive butchish looking friend think kristy but not half as cute so it was a bummer and she was wearing fishnets black mini skirt push up bra low-cut shirt. Natural was wearing pink leopard pants and tight button shirt showing cleavage, I was so horny i didn't even notice how gothicy they both looked and I was wearing a suit so lol at us.

So we get to the club and we park down street and walk up and there was a huge line but as I was walking by the doorman signal led to us and ushered us directly in I guess because most of the guys on line were with no girls and guy girl ratio owned the line. We get inside and start drinking I'm buying shots and drinking long island ice teas and feeling it So they drag me upstairs to the top floor where there is unisex bathrooms and bring me in to a stall while passing the smirking bathroom attendant We get into the stall and imm the butch and natural start making out and I

You're going to hell son. Can I have her number?

poopbag girl has some good game

I can't be the only one who wonders about how big the hole where the bag attaches is, can I?

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I once showed up to a first date drunk as hell. We saw the movie Hitch and then went out to a nice dinner of steaks and a fancy bottle of cab. During dinner conversation I knew I totally had this girl in the palm of my hand and when I asked her if she wanted to stay over at my place that night she instantly accepted. We went in and skipped all pretense by getting naked and getting to the hot sexytime adventure. She was super wet without any foreplay and the sex was out of this world. After multiple orgasms for all parties involved we cuddled and fell asleep. I awoke in the morning with a terrible hangover to discover the girl was gone and had left a tomato on my pillow. I then had a flashback to the night before and realized I had actually gone on a date and had sex with a tomato. I then had sex with the tomato again ldo and then used it to make pasta sauce which was delicious.

you stayed for 2 hours watching origami and left right before the crazy gymnastics orgy?

I did some googling.