Two Plus Two Publishing LLC Two Plus Two Publishing LLC
 

Go Back   Two Plus Two Poker Forums > >

Notices

BBV4Life Seemingly Indescribable

Reply
 
Thread Tools Display Modes
Old 04-26-2017, 10:40 AM   #1
JustJ46671
 
JustJ46671's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2009
Location: searching the web for jorts
Posts: 11,830
ITT, it's all about FARTS.

Few things in all the world are as ubiquitous as "the fart".
They lend themselves to humorous and serious discussion.
Composition, presentation, and variety are infinite.
Analysis can​ tell you of you have a healthy gut.
Proper delivery can tell you if you have a healthy sense of humor.
Farts are funny.
They're gross.
They're rude.
Everyone farts, yet they are socially unacceptable.
Jokes, quips, cartoons, comics, memes, ditties, limericks, songs, symposia...all focusing on farts.

This is your home for all things fart related, 4L. Come on in and let loose.

(Yeah, I'm such an immature child)














JustJ46671 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 04-26-2017, 11:00 AM   #2
King_of_NYC
betting he never calls me again
 
King_of_NYC's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2009
Location: F train
Posts: 4,014
Re: ITT, it's all about FARTS.

rip
King_of_NYC is online now   Reply With Quote
Old 04-26-2017, 11:21 AM   #3
AlwaysFolding
Pooh-Bah
 
AlwaysFolding's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2016
Location: Foldsville
Posts: 4,904
Re: ITT, it's all about FARTS.

ferpppp
AlwaysFolding is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 04-26-2017, 04:05 PM   #4
fidstar-poker
I'm gonna need a hacksaw
 
fidstar-poker's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jun 2012
Location: Canadia
Posts: 19,310
Re: ITT, it's all about FARTS.

Farts are funny, but not the ****ty ones.
fidstar-poker is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 04-26-2017, 10:34 PM   #5
zikzak
Carpal \'Tunnel
 
zikzak's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2009
Posts: 18,270
Re: ITT, it's all about FARTS.

This thread stinks.
zikzak is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 04-27-2017, 03:31 AM   #6
Mr.mmmKay
Drugs are bad...
 
Mr.mmmKay's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2011
Posts: 12,641
Re: ITT, it's all about FARTS.

I farted
Mr.mmmKay is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 04-27-2017, 10:19 AM   #7
AlwaysFolding
Pooh-Bah
 
AlwaysFolding's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2016
Location: Foldsville
Posts: 4,904
Re: ITT, it's all about FARTS.

Honestly this is a really ****ty thread, JustJ.

And I liked it.
AlwaysFolding is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 04-27-2017, 01:49 PM   #8
Morphismus
Gimperator
 
Morphismus's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: in you heads
Posts: 13,618
Re: ITT, it's all about FARTS.

I have a hymn for this thread!



Just replace the chorus as follows:

And I fart, fart away
making steamy, smelly clouds
And I fart, fart away
In the middle of the crowds

Lettin' loose around the world
But the flatulence is loud
Still is loud
Morphismus is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 04-29-2017, 12:30 AM   #9
Tuma
Carpal \'Tunnel
 
Tuma's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2012
Location: no longer passive aggressive!
Posts: 8,174
Re: ITT, it's all about FARTS.

Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr.mmmKay View Post
I farted


doorknob
Tuma is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 05-11-2017, 12:35 PM   #10
Morphismus
Gimperator
 
Morphismus's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: in you heads
Posts: 13,618
Re: ITT, it's all about FARTS.

This list of Danish holidays in 2017 was posted in BBV today:



...they are celebrating Kristy's farts in Denmark! In exactly two weeks!!!

I don't speak Danish, but it's close enough to German that I get it mostly; I think they call it "Kristy's heavenly farts day".

What do you know?
Morphismus is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 05-13-2017, 09:35 PM   #11
longmissedblind
veteran
 
longmissedblind's Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 2010
Location: the fairest portion of the Earth
Posts: 3,372
Re: ITT, it's all about FARTS.

longmissedblind is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 05-14-2017, 03:39 AM   #12
Morphismus
Gimperator
 
Morphismus's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: in you heads
Posts: 13,618
Re: ITT, it's all about FARTS.

lol
Morphismus is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 05-14-2017, 05:01 AM   #13
Mr.mmmKay
Drugs are bad...
 
Mr.mmmKay's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2011
Posts: 12,641
Re: ITT, it's all about FARTS.

wtf
Mr.mmmKay is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 05-17-2017, 07:06 AM   #14
JustJ46671
 
JustJ46671's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2009
Location: searching the web for jorts
Posts: 11,830
Re: ITT, it's all about FARTS.

Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr.mmmKay View Post
wtf
Reported!
JustJ46671 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 05-17-2017, 07:12 AM   #15
Mr.mmmKay
Drugs are bad...
 
Mr.mmmKay's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2011
Posts: 12,641
Re: ITT, it's all about FARTS.

Mr.mmmKay is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 05-17-2017, 09:07 AM   #16
fidstar-poker
I'm gonna need a hacksaw
 
fidstar-poker's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jun 2012
Location: Canadia
Posts: 19,310
Re: ITT, it's all about FARTS.

This thread is so dead. Everyone left. It's like as if someone...


Spoiler:
fidstar-poker is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 05-17-2017, 09:41 AM   #17
Morphismus
Gimperator
 
Morphismus's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: in you heads
Posts: 13,618
Re: ITT, it's all about FARTS.

He who smelled it dealt it.
Morphismus is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 05-17-2017, 10:31 AM   #18
Mr.mmmKay
Drugs are bad...
 
Mr.mmmKay's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2011
Posts: 12,641
Re: ITT, it's all about FARTS.

I'm down for a Farty Party
Mr.mmmKay is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 05-17-2017, 02:07 PM   #19
AlwaysFolding
Pooh-Bah
 
AlwaysFolding's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2016
Location: Foldsville
Posts: 4,904
Re: ITT, it's all about FARTS.

I'm down for a passy gassy
AlwaysFolding is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 05-17-2017, 02:09 PM   #20
King_of_NYC
betting he never calls me again
 
King_of_NYC's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2009
Location: F train
Posts: 4,014
Re: ITT, it's all about FARTS.

I'm down for a hoot of a toot
King_of_NYC is online now   Reply With Quote
Old 06-02-2017, 09:24 AM   #21
JustJ46671
 
JustJ46671's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2009
Location: searching the web for jorts
Posts: 11,830
Re: ITT, it's all about FARTS.

Anyone down for a scrap of brap?
JustJ46671 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 06-02-2017, 10:08 AM   #22
JustJ46671
 
JustJ46671's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2009
Location: searching the web for jorts
Posts: 11,830
Re: ITT, it's all about FARTS.



Science.
JustJ46671 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 06-02-2017, 07:27 PM   #23
AlwaysFolding
Pooh-Bah
 
AlwaysFolding's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2016
Location: Foldsville
Posts: 4,904
Re: ITT, it's all about FARTS.

Dance around the border like you're Gaseous Clay
AlwaysFolding is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 06-02-2017, 09:36 PM   #24
longmissedblind
veteran
 
longmissedblind's Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 2010
Location: the fairest portion of the Earth
Posts: 3,372
Re: ITT, it's all about FARTS.



by a nose
longmissedblind is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 06-07-2017, 06:13 AM   #25
suitedjustice
Bastard
 
suitedjustice's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ
Posts: 3,543
Re: ITT, it's all about FARTS.

suitedjustice is offline   Reply With Quote

Reply
      

Thread Tools
Display Modes

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off


Forum Jump


All times are GMT -4. The time now is 06:39 AM.


Powered by vBulletin®
Copyright ©2000 - 2017, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.
Search Engine Optimisation provided by DragonByte SEO v2.0.33 (Pro) - vBulletin Mods & Addons Copyright © 2017 DragonByte Technologies Ltd.
Copyright ę 2008-2010, Two Plus Two Interactive
 
Poker Players - Streaming Live Online