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07-19-2014 , 03:53 PM

ShamWow

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Hey it's Vince, and I'm cleaning up my act with my exciting new product, InVinceable.

Oh noes! You somehow had your period on your dress!

No worries, InVinceable is here!

Dirty Lamp Shades,

Spots on the ceiling,

and nasty bathroom tile

is no match for InVinceable!

Clean red wine spill without even scrubbing!

*scrubbing may be required

I'm such a dirty eater:

Zoom in on this camera guy:

Boom! That only took 1 take!

We will even include a bottle that you can spray from any angle...including upside down!

If you call right now, because we can't do this all day, we will double your offer!

Call Now!

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07-19-2014 , 06:06 PM

Mr.mmmKay

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wat

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07-19-2014 , 06:24 PM

lastcardcharlie

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I'll take one.

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07-19-2014 , 06:59 PM

TrustyRombone

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I'll buy 51% of your company and sell it off to Ukrainian citizens as reparations for the vicious news cycle.

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07-20-2014 , 01:21 AM

herbertstemple

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Theoretically speaking, how many bottles would it take to clean Kennedy's Limousine?

Last edited by herbertstemple; 07-20-2014 at 01:24 AM. Reason: not your grandfathers internet anymore

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07-20-2014 , 05:34 AM

Low Key

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4 if you scrub, 12 if you don't

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07-20-2014 , 08:46 AM

JustJ46671

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Does it work on nuts?

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07-20-2014 , 08:58 AM

Hap Hapablap

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Oh how I've missed you ShamWow

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07-20-2014 , 10:30 AM

xalas

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Will it fend off Cannibal Hookers?
http://gawker.com/5187540/shamwow-gu...annibal-hooker

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07-20-2014 , 11:45 AM

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[x]so g00t 2 c invinceable [and u!] on TV
[x]u 4got about the 3-piece brush set, that attaches to the any-position
spray bottle
[x]I already use scrubbing bubbles in my bathroom cleaner [Dow]. The stain-removal thang iz a new twist... but I'd be sketchy about attacking the kitchen w/ it.
[x] hook it up to MyPoints, u got a customer

$pike
resident clean freak, 4L

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07-20-2014 , 12:53 PM

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Originally Posted by xalas

Will it fend off Cannibal Hookers?
http://gawker.com/5187540/shamwow-gu...annibal-hooker

Maybe, but these days I keep a ShamWow and some Chloroform with me for situations like that

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07-20-2014 , 04:47 PM

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Originally Posted by ShamWow

YGOS?!

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07-21-2014 , 05:52 AM

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but can it put a fruit pastille in it's mouth without chewing?

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