I wouldnt marry a girl that sell herself for less than 30$ but to each their own

gl op

True. About time we make a point for our classy 50$ hookers.

Dropped a micro dot in the back of a bar once, crawled around looking for it, not very long, nasty place. Never found it, damn shame. Good acid. Real good acid.

Funny this thread gets bumped on the same day the said crackhead said i can possibly come by Tuesday, but she didnt hit me up.

There is no way the fungus came from her, it occured like 5 months after i last sexed her and that time it was just a 20 minute BJ, and when i did bang her i used a condom.

I also went back to the doctor because i was getting pain in my penis and my right testicle. He gave me doxycycline monohydrate. There must have been bacteria/germs left over from the fungus. Been taking it 2 weeks and the pain is gone. If it was a STD the meds would not have worked. Im telling you guys stay away from jacuzzis, saunas, and steamrooms. Bacteria thrives in those hot moist areas.

I think im going to pass this time, i really wanna buy The Witcher 3 for Xbox One. Cant spend my $$$ on dat skank

Had some pain in my testicles once.

Had to have a hernia operation.

That sucked.

Hope you just have VD dude.

where are my pics already?

you shouldnt call your future wife skank

I'd go with ''liberated woman'' if i was you

Dude I had to read this thread and it delivered !

Ok all joking aside here is the deal.

You say you want to marry her but yet you use her for $20?

Right there your messed up. If you really cared about this girl you would really help her for free. Spot her the money to feed the addiction but get help for her and go with her to get her through it.

If you do that she might actually have some respect for you being a real man and love you back. If you use her she will recover and HATE you for being the piece of **** your being right now.

Ya im gonna tell her i decided to buy The Witcher 3 videogame, and tell her i will not pay her. We will see where to goes from there, maybe she lets me get it for free, otherwise il look for a normal girl.

you realize that shes charge you because that turns her on right? not cuz she wants the money... right?

That could be it. She is kind of a wackjob to being with. Since she is basically forced to stay home n finish school, b/c of her controlling parents. Maybe this is her way of feeling like she is in control of something. She told me her psychiatrist had her on Zoloft but she quit taking it.

I can always trade in my Destiny and Watch Dogs games and possibly come out with $20 to my name to meet her up again, but i really love both of those games.

Wishing i never downloaded Battle Field Hardline onto the Xbox, id be insta trading that in.

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So i went to a different doctor after seeing more red spots on my penis glans. Turns out my 1st doctor was a ****ing moron and never explained a god damn thing. This doctor reassured my assumption that it was not an STD. It is a bacterial/fungal infection like the doctor said. Like that i should keep my penis as dry as possible. Meaning to blow dry it after a shower.

And i should keep applying hydrocortisone cream to clear it up the slight redness. The 1st doctor had the audacity to tell me that a little redness is OK, and that my problem might be psychological, as if i was ****ing idiot and making up that my penis looked abnormal.

I reassured the crackhead i did not have an STD, so obv she was just leveling me into thinking she gave me herpes so i get tested in case I infect her. I will be meeting her up in 2 weeks to get dat ass.

2+2 is not your deformed penis blog.

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FYI do not use a doctor that is an old grandpa. The 1st doctor was this 90 year old asian guy. A doctor who is that old, and can literally die any minute prolly does not give a crap about getting some kind of malpractice lawsuit or complaints filed against him/her.

2nd doctor was prolly like 50 so he still has alot to lose at this point in his life. Old man doctor didnt say anything of value, instead he was berating me about my name and how i should change it, in order to get ahead in life lmao. Sorry i was born in Europe and have not changed my birth name. Although i do think i should at least change my 1st name into the Americanized version "Greg", my last name is almost impossible for people to pronounce. So i think if i get a new name it will be "Gregory Gamble".

Now thats a catchy name.

That was the last penis blog comment...rest will be of crackhead when our next meeting comes

I forgot to mention, i also got to show my penis to the women doctor in training person. She checked it out then the actual doctor came in and confirmed the treatment. She wasnt that hot, shes a lucky women that she got to see my cock.

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r u on crack yet ?

In before he founds out he has sifilis or priapism

Peed my pants reading that. N1

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HPV warts should be visible by now, I can tell you that the most efficient way is to burn them with these electric **** they offer now..

I once got jock itch on my crotch. It was ****ing brutal, nothing worked until I started putting foot medication on my dick.