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Old 12-04-2016, 05:38 AM   #151
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No, when the pathetic poster who falsely claims he's in the military shows proof then it's over. This has nothing to do with poker.
Bro it would definitely prove who was making America great again! It seems like you're the only one here holding up the show. Is it the potential stakes that scare you?

We can play for lower steaks. Like flank, we can play for flank if that's a little more reasonable. Or even cheeseburgers! I hear those are fairly cheap these days and with the new administration beef will probably be even more ridiculously subsidized!

Let's do it. You can do it. I believe in you.
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Old 12-04-2016, 01:15 PM   #152
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Bro it would definitely prove who was making America great again! It seems like you're the only one here holding up the show. Is it the potential stakes that scare you?

We can play for lower steaks. Like flank, we can play for flank if that's a little more reasonable. Or even cheeseburgers! I hear those are fairly cheap these days and with the new administration beef will probably be even more ridiculously subsidized!

Let's do it. You can do it. I believe in you.
Ok, several points here:
1) Does anyone over the age of 14 call anyone bro anymore?
2) Again, this has nothing to do with you or poker, which should be obvious to anyone with 1/2 of a brain. Of course, most of the regular posters on BBV4Life have less than that, hence the problem here.
3) Why would I leave 2+2 when I know that it annoys you so much?
Regardless, I'm done with this thread, but I'm sure someone is already working on the next meme.

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Old 12-04-2016, 01:20 PM   #153
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Old 12-04-2016, 01:24 PM   #154
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Old 12-04-2016, 02:01 PM   #155
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Old 12-04-2016, 02:05 PM   #156
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1) Does anyone over the age of 14 call anyone bro anymore?
I'm pretty sure that this is the case.
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Old 12-04-2016, 03:02 PM   #157
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Ok, several points here:
1) Does anyone over the age of 14 call anyone bro anymore?
2) Again, this has nothing to do with you or poker, which should be obvious to anyone with 1/2 of a brain. Of course, most of the regular posters on BBV4Life have less than that, hence the problem here.
3) Why would I leave 2+2 when I know that it annoys you so much?
Regardless, I'm done with this thread, but I'm sure someone is already working on the next meme.
It's all about principle, bruh! You aren't annoying, you're just a silly goose.

But nope. You're just scared. LOLphismus' memes even scare you. You're not ready.
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Old 12-04-2016, 08:26 PM   #158
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Lol, golden.

I can confirm Screaming Asian served in the military, we were briefly in the same platoon until I received a dishonourable discharge. Each night we would go out without authorisation and kill a few extra baddies, we had a friendly competition who would have the highest kill count at the end of our tour. We would bring back souvenirs from what we liked to call our 'night tours' which consisted of clothing, jewellery, accessories etc. We used our collection to dress up each night in funny clothing and hosted a comedy night for our fellow super troopers (we were in the very top squad at the time). Anyway, I couldn't really keep up with Screaming Asian's kill count or compete with his funky clothing collection. The other militants started to notice this and were giving me crap about it around the clock.

I had to do something to salvage my tethered reputation. One night when he was performing one of his comedy skits, I was perched on the top of one of the buildings next to him with my sniper rifer loaded. I was ready to up my kill count by one and assure his killing machine ways wouldn't go unchecked. I was about to pull the trigger but couldn't keep my aim steady, it's hard sniping while you've got the giggles. Probably why snipers generally operate in serious situations, at least that's what I assume. I temporarily left my position to locate some ear buds. I lined up the shot and BANG, right as I shot him he whipped out a spoon, the curve on the spoon redirected the bullet towards me, hitting me in the chest. Just before I passed out I heard him say 'I could of won that prop bet you know? But friendship is more important'. We had soldier's code of honour bet if either us would get a confirmed kill with a spoon.

The next day I wake up in the dishonour bay, my commanding officer approached me to let me know I was going to be discharged the following morning. He explained to me how Screaming Asian was the only one who fought against my discharge. It almost brought tears to my eyes, luckily I was able to control it. Super troopers don't cry you see. Anyway Screaming Asian, I hope you manage to get that kill at some point down the road, if you haven't already. You're a grade A badass, doing badass ****, killing badass people with bad intentions. Thanks for your service.
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Old 12-04-2016, 10:33 PM   #159
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You wanna hurt me? Go right ahead if it makes you feel any better. I’m an easy target. Yeah, you’re right, I talk too much. I also listen too much. I could be a cold-hearted cynic like you… but I don’t like to hurt people’s feelings. Well, you think what you want about me; I’m not changing. I like… I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. ‘Cause I’m the real article. What you see is what you get.
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Old 12-05-2016, 08:44 AM   #160
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AZ,

Tell us your thoughts on Pizzagate.
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Old 12-05-2016, 01:03 PM   #161
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AZMountainHiker, this will be my one and last post. YOU DO NOT KNOW SCREAMINASIAN AND NEVER HAVE. You blocked me on here when I was getting mad about you bad mouthing my heartbreak over him. You will never know the pain I go through every ****ing day from this. We ScreaminAsian and I) were not on good terms for awhile but little do you know that A. He wrote to me on facebook all throughout my jail time, B. he stayed in winchester to be near me!, not an hour away near his new job. Not to mention that his father sent me a letter and included a letter ScreaminAsian had wrote to me the day before he ****ing went to Afghanistan. It was the most perfect and sincere and the best letter I will ever have and I'll keep it forever. It is hard everyday to not crumble when I think of him. Every tall Asian guy reminds me of him and sometimes my heart stops thinking its him and this was all a horrible joke. All you guys saw and read were the stupid arguments and drama. You were not there when we danced and made out in the rain, when we would drive to each others homes just to take a nap together, when he walked clear across town to give me flowers on my birthday. You know nothing of ScreaminAsian, you've never met him, you have never gotten to know who SCREAMINASIAN is, so DO NOT sit there and try to act all "buddy buddy" with him and badmouth me as if I'm the bad guy. You should not be a poster. You are biased and a ****ing moron. ScreaminAsian and I were going through tough times so of course he's going to vent and rant to someone... especially someone like you who loves to hear that kind of **** and be involved in drama. Someone like you who has nothing better to do than to be a teenage girl writing all about the 2+2 drama of the day. So, let me put this in a very understandable way for you... you can get rid of my rights to get on here (although it would make you look like a ****ing pussy) and you can say whatever you'd like about how close you and ScreaminAsian are and what he said about me and blah blah blah. YOU DON'T KNOW AND HAVE NEVER KNOWN SCREAMINIASIAN. You probably don't even know what his middle name is or the color of his eyes or who he really is and who he wanted to be. All you know is the **** he ranted to you about.

Here's my advice to you. Don't call yourself a killa, just ****ing kill yourself. You're a dumb, drama queen, dick and you love attention. But I swear on my own life, if you ever talk about ScreaminAsian again and if I EVER see you or meet you, I will not hesitate to make it you're last night of fun EVER. You dumb crusty, fat piece of Lard. GET A ****ING LIFE and go exercise or do ANYTHING that doesn't involve getting on the internet and making friends and talking to people who don't even know you. Must be why you love this website so much. You're that guy that puts a handsome 25 yr old pic on eharmony and shows up as an obese piece of ****, sweaty ass dumb 40 year old with no real job or anything substantial that NO ONE will ever want to be near. And, if you have a gf or any of the above, you must have some extra money to spend on these "girls" and "friends".

Leave ScreaminAsian's name out of your ****ing doughnut mouth and I WILL **** your life up if you take this further. I'm done. I said what I needed to say and if you want to prove you're not an attention seeker and do all this for show then message me for my email and we can chat. We'll have some tea and possibly some arsenic in yours.

NOW THIS IS DONE. IF YOUR A MAN, YOU WILL NOT GO FURTHER WITH THIS AND YOU WILL LEAVE IT ALONE. otherwise, you will prove my point.
How is this guy not banned yet ? I guess you can threaten anyone you want to.
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Old 12-05-2016, 02:14 PM   #162
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How is this guy not banned yet ? I guess you can threaten anyone you want to.
Probably because nobody wants to actually read the post and the mods like him for obvious reasons?
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Old 12-05-2016, 02:16 PM   #163
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Old 12-05-2016, 02:20 PM   #164
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Everything he said was real though
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Old 12-05-2016, 02:24 PM   #165
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Old 12-05-2016, 02:26 PM   #166
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Old 12-05-2016, 05:27 PM   #167
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WOW

LOLPHISMUS

You just made me waste literal hours of my life just to be super disappointed and saddened.

LLWVU
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Old 12-05-2016, 06:22 PM   #168
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Ok, several points here:
1) Does anyone over the age of 14 call anyone bro anymore?
2) Again, this has nothing to do with you or poker, which should be obvious to anyone with 1/2 of a brain. Of course, most of the regular posters on BBV4Life have less than that, hence the problem here.
3) Why would I leave 2+2 when I know that it annoys you so much?
Regardless, I'm done with this thread, but I'm sure someone is already working on the next meme.
Perth kids are behind current trends.
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Old 12-05-2016, 07:57 PM   #169
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I never threatened anybody imo.
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Old 12-05-2016, 08:14 PM   #170
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4L so angry
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Old 12-05-2016, 09:37 PM   #171
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4L so angry
You bet we are. In honor of that I'll change avatar already now.
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Old 12-06-2016, 02:58 AM   #172
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grunch: I don't believe you actually did what you claim, slick. Please provide photographic evidence
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Old 12-06-2016, 03:33 AM   #173
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grunch: I don't believe you actually did what you claim, slick. Please provide photographic evidence
You are the master of changing avatars when the world was still good. Will love (will you?) my next, wish-list-ripping one.
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Old 12-06-2016, 10:26 AM   #174
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How is this guy not banned yet ? I guess you can threaten anyone you want to.
That is a well known OOT meme.
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Old 12-06-2016, 11:00 AM   #175
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grunch: I don't believe you actually did what you claim, slick. Please provide photographic evidence
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