I saw my first IMPEACH sign in my town today. It's probably about 40 feet long, hanging off someone's fence in their front yard in giant block letters.

That's the first political sign I've seen in this town outside of election season; the exception being the one guy who drives the pickup truck covered in alt-right bumper stickers and flying the No Step on Snek flag. He'll probably be the one who torches the IMPEACH sign some night soon.

No Step on Snek is the best.

One time I was going to my local overly expensive gym and there was a big ol' penis compensation truck parked in the underground lot. He had removed his front plate (fyi, in my state front and rear plates are required) and replaced it with "Don't Tread on Me" vanity plate. I was going through a back-and-forth text war with a dentist friend of mine in which we were sending "no step on snek" memes to each other and found it the perfect opportunity to send him a funny.

Then the owner of the truck saw me taking the photo. Young guy. Maybe 24. Immediately asks me "oh, do you like my plate?" with this ****-eating grin on his face. So I say "I love the no step on snek meme" and he goes blank and derps out. He did not appreciate.

I stepped on Snek once, in bare feet. Fortunately it was a garter snek and it let me off with a little bite, no blood. I did jump and yell and do the snek dance, though.

lol Trump already fired Scaramucci

I actually want to move to the USA. Is there something wrong with me?

10 days. Longer than most TSwift boyfriends. So,,, she's worse than Drumpf.

Snekamucci!

Fid, do it, you'll regret it when they strip your passport and lock you into the 'Murican justice system just for being Aussie.

#TrumpsAmerica

Lasted negative 15 days.

You better do it soon while it still exists.

Kinda sad SNL didn't get to parody The Mooch. I am disappoint.

delicious moochi balls straight from japan

Thank you, SA. You are the President of my heart.

Wait three and a half years until Kamala Harris sticks it to this imbecile, then c'mon in.

Line Check on the Pee-Pee Dossier pls.

I was never in Russia.
I was in Russia but not in that hotel.
I was in that hotel but not Obama's room.
I was in Obama's room but there were no hookers.
One hooker.
Two hookers but no peeing.
The peeing was not sexual in nature, it was just a prank.
There's nothing wrong with enjoying water sports in private.

Rubbing the klitmöller of the USA#2möller

We're all gonna ****ing die, lololol.

lol thanks slicktorine. that was a really funny joke you pulled, voting for the wildly unqualified manchild with the emotional maturity of a kindergartner. i'm laughing hard, at you

When we're forced into post-apocalyptic cannibalism I'm gonna kill and eat the Trump supporters first.

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Trump Offers Putin Thanks, Not Critique, for Throwing Out U.S. Diplomats

BRIDGEWATER, N.J. — President Trump offered gratitude rather than outrage on Thursday for Russia’s decision to force the United States Embassy in Moscow to slash its personnel by 755 people, despite earlier bipartisan condemnation from other American leaders who had protested the Cold War-style move.

...

Mr. Putin seized two American diplomatic properties and ordered the American diplomatic staff cut by more than half two weeks ago, retaliating for sanctions imposed by Congress because of Russia’s meddling in last year’s presidential election in the United States.

“I want to thank him, because we’re trying to cut down on payroll and as far as I’m concerned I’m very thankful that he let go of a large number of people because now we have a smaller payroll,” Mr. Trump told reporters at his golf club in Bedminster, N.J.

“There’s no real reason for them to go back. So I greatly appreciate the fact that we’ve been able to cut our payroll of the United States. We’ll save a lot of money,” Mr. Trump said.

either:

puppet president
or
extremely weak on putin and only putin for unknown unexplained reasons

It's great I could sack a bunch of people. People that need money to support their family.

Excuse me while I go and play golf.

Plus they're probably not really off the payroll.