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07-22-2011 , 05:02 AM
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I lol'd at stealing big teddy bear for ****s and gigs. It sounds like something myself or one of my friends would do hahaaaa.

( ) Return teddy bear.
( ) Feel guilty about it.
(X) Post pictures of said stolen item.

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07-22-2011 , 07:07 AM
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Sneak it back in. Put some sunglasses and a Hawaiian shirt on it or something, like it has been on holiday. This is the best way for it to seem like a prank rather than serious theft and guarantees they won't throw the book at you should they look at the tapes and identify you.
Probably.
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07-22-2011 , 08:39 AM
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Best way to get over the fear of getting caught is commit a bigger crime ldo.
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07-22-2011 , 08:43 AM
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wow sick, nearly 3 year bump.

Surprised so many of the GIFs are still working.
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07-22-2011 , 09:20 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by King_of_NYC
OP was caught, fined $75,000, and never heard from again.
His farts were never heard again after a prison stretch.
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07-22-2011 , 10:47 AM
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lcc - did you steal that precious monkey from the soulmate thread, too?
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07-22-2011 , 06:37 PM
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Return it.

There's no money in stealing, security's solid
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07-23-2011 , 12:57 AM
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Return it. If you are worried about saving face, then ask to speak with the manager make up a story that you stole something a log time ago and you want to do the right thing and pay it back. I clear conscious is worth more than anything imo
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07-23-2011 , 12:33 PM
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07-23-2011 , 12:59 PM
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O man this was a great time in BBV4L.

I want to make a t-shirt.

On the front it can say:

Mayo. He is dreamy.

And on the back:

BBV4L
circa 08
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07-23-2011 , 01:04 PM
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07-23-2011 , 01:06 PM
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wp

But can you seperate the images into the front and back?

And where did the cat come from. I did not order a cat.
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10-05-2014 , 09:04 PM
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O man this was a great time in BBV4L.

I want to make a t-shirt.

On the front it can say:

Kevroc. He is dreamy.

And on the back:

BBV4L
circa 11
FYP.

OP are you also a liar?
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10-05-2014 , 10:24 PM
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10-06-2014 , 03:31 PM
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OP ded
That's a ****ing lie!
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10-06-2014 , 06:01 PM
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maybe dad
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10-07-2014 , 06:17 AM
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He needs 5 more posts to be happy again
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07-04-2015 , 04:38 AM
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Hello, fellow earth citizens.

So, just to give you guise an update on this thing, and make sure there are no loose ends to this story.

I gave the Teddy Bear to a social enterprise who aims to provide clothing, toys, furniture, etc. to those who are at a social disadvantage.

In order to remedy my mistake I went to the store, paid for a brother Teddy Bear (or sister, hard to tell with these things), but left him/her behind in the store.

I hope everyone is having a great day/night!
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07-04-2015 , 05:33 AM
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Whew. This had been bothering me for 7 years now. Thanks for the resolution. I can finally sleep easy once more.
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07-04-2015 , 06:28 AM
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You still a stealer though.

Bring back the pics in this thread.
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07-04-2015 , 07:14 AM
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In after brian.
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07-04-2015 , 08:29 AM
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In after mayo
(F*%k you)
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07-04-2015 , 08:45 AM
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