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Imbrokeson 08-09-2012 11:45 AM

I AM THE MICHAEL PHELPS OF BAD THREADS!!! (mod note: pics of animals driving cars ITT)
 
And to help my 4L brethren get on my level I'm going to take you through my daily routine: wake around 11am and find a decent pair of boxer-briefs. Stumble to the bathroom and take a piss. Then see how much Snus I have left and pop one in. Debate on whether I should make coffee or not. Fire up the laptop and realize I do want coffee, get up make coffee, and find out there's no milk. Dump out coffee and go to the mini-mart. Get back home and open laptop. Go to bbv4l start worse thread of the day.

At about 3:00pm I get something to eat, usually something that's questionable at best from the fridge. Then I check on said, "worse thread of the day." Toss a few replies back and forth and then check the, "Lady flies to Australia with herpes" or w/e it's called thread. See there's still no response from OP. Go on monkey tilt. The rest is pretty hazy but I usually fall asleep around 2am and then rinse and repeat.

And that's how you can become an Olympic level bad thread starter!

Minor Threat 08-09-2012 12:06 PM

re: I AM THE MICHAEL PHELPS OF BAD THREADS!!! (mod note: pics of animals driving cars ITT)
 
Oh no poor guy i sense your threads are getting better. In before new undertitle.

jellykingturbo2000 08-09-2012 12:10 PM

re: I AM THE MICHAEL PHELPS OF BAD THREADS!!! (mod note: pics of animals driving cars ITT)
 
He's retiring too.

JMurder3 08-09-2012 12:51 PM

re: I AM THE MICHAEL PHELPS OF BAD THREADS!!! (mod note: pics of animals driving cars ITT)
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by JMurder3 (Post 34186739)
Pretty sure if you start an award-winningly bad thread tomorrow you'll get an undertitle.

Pretty sure you won't like it or be able to properly enjoy it.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Imbrokeson (Post 34195916)
And to help my 4L brethren get on my level I'm going to take you through my daily routine: wake around 11am and find a decent pair of boxer-briefs. Stumble to the bathroom and take a piss. Then see how much Snus I have left and pop one in. Debate on whether I should make coffee or not. Fire up the laptop and realize I do want coffee, get up make coffee, and find out there's no milk. Dump out coffee and go to the mini-mart. Get back home and open laptop. Go to bbv4l start worse thread of the day.

At about 3:00pm I get something to eat, usually something that's questionable at best from the fridge. Then I check on said, "worse thread of the day." Toss a few replies back and forth and then check the, "Lady flies to Australia with herpes" or w/e it's called thread. See there's still no response from OP. Go on monkey tilt. The rest is pretty hazy but I usually fall asleep around 2am and then rinse and repeat.

And that's how you can become an Olympic level bad thread starter!

:blink:

its_just_me 08-09-2012 01:01 PM

re: I AM THE MICHAEL PHELPS OF BAD THREADS!!! (mod note: pics of animals driving cars ITT)
 
temp-banned? what happened to the cadillac of bans?

Minor Threat 08-09-2012 01:02 PM

re: I AM THE MICHAEL PHELPS OF BAD THREADS!!! (mod note: pics of animals driving cars ITT)
 
Im sure he means well

its_just_me 08-09-2012 01:03 PM

re: I AM THE MICHAEL PHELPS OF BAD THREADS!!! (mod note: pics of animals driving cars ITT)
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Minor Threat (Post 34197257)
Im sure he means well

now that would be his 1st error

its_just_me 08-09-2012 01:08 PM

re: I AM THE MICHAEL PHELPS OF BAD THREADS!!! (mod note: pics of animals driving cars ITT)
 
also, this thread is now about animals driving a car!

http://i.imgur.com/bHWLE.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/QUL6E.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/cj4t3.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/ocYnj.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/4Q1gH.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/YS6J5.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/UBRBv.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/nsXSD.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/nsY4Z.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/iHHqF.jpg

poster 08-09-2012 01:19 PM

re: I AM THE MICHAEL PHELPS OF BAD THREADS!!! (mod note: pics of animals driving cars ITT)
 
This thread is pretty solid. Unfortunately you didn't even get to finals.

I'm sorry OP, better luck next time

Minor Threat 08-09-2012 01:24 PM

re: I AM THE MICHAEL PHELPS OF BAD THREADS!!! (mod note: pics of animals driving cars ITT)
 
I like this kid. Reminds me of a young pelican

LamboMurc12 08-09-2012 01:25 PM

re: I AM THE MICHAEL PHELPS OF BAD THREADS!!! (mod note: pics of animals driving cars ITT)
 
http://adorableanimals.net/wp-conten...vpMss2BjTL.jpg

its_just_me 08-09-2012 03:21 PM

re: I AM THE MICHAEL PHELPS OF BAD THREADS!!! (mod note: pics of animals driving cars ITT)
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by poster (Post 34197574)
This thread is pretty solid. Unfortunately you didn't even get to finals.

I'm sorry OP, better luck next time

Quote:

Originally Posted by Minor Threat (Post 34197664)
I like this kid. Reminds me of a young pelican

plz stay on topic or i'll have to lock this thread up


http://i.imgur.com/k6m66.jpg

pelicanpoker 08-09-2012 05:13 PM

re: I AM THE MICHAEL PHELPS OF BAD THREADS!!! (mod note: pics of animals driving cars ITT)
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Minor Threat (Post 34197664)
I like this kid. Reminds me of a young pelican

this guy is WAY ahead of me

kazana 08-09-2012 05:30 PM

re: I AM THE MICHAEL PHELPS OF BAD THREADS!!! (mod note: pics of animals driving cars ITT)
 
Thread title should be renamed to "I AM... temp-banned" imo.

However, I guess mods gonna mod.

its_just_me 08-09-2012 05:48 PM

re: I AM THE MICHAEL PHELPS OF BAD THREADS!!! (mod note: pics of animals driving cars ITT)
 
ok, one more ot poast itt and imma ban all of you!!!!!!!!!!

http://i.imgur.com/JGAiE.jpg

AngryPanda 08-09-2012 06:03 PM

re: I AM THE MICHAEL PHELPS OF BAD THREADS!!! (mod note: pics of animals driving cars ITT)
 
Does a monkey driving a turtle count?

http://4l.glassgorilla.net/monkeyturtle.jpg

gregorio 08-09-2012 06:24 PM

re: I AM THE MICHAEL PHELPS OF BAD THREADS!!! (mod note: pics of animals driving cars ITT)
 
more like you are the canadian olympian of thread starting

jellykingturbo2000 08-09-2012 06:31 PM

re: I AM THE MICHAEL PHELPS OF BAD THREADS!!! (mod note: pics of animals driving cars ITT)
 
http://i47.tinypic.com/2l95ahu.jpg

plubius 08-09-2012 06:39 PM

re: I AM THE MICHAEL PHELPS OF BAD THREADS!!! (mod note: pics of animals driving cars ITT)
 
http://i.imgur.com/Dy8m3.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/UP3lm.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/mxbxh.gif

Jediburke 08-09-2012 06:50 PM

re: I AM THE MICHAEL PHELPS OF BAD THREADS!!! (mod note: pics of animals driving cars ITT)
 
http://i304.photobucket.com/albums/n...urke/chimp.jpg


RIP Reefdawg

Mor_Tilt4mePls 08-10-2012 12:47 AM

re: I AM THE MICHAEL PHELPS OF BAD THREADS!!! (mod note: pics of animals driving cars ITT)
 
http://img837.imageshack.us/img837/2...atthreateq.jpg

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Minor Threat 08-10-2012 01:15 AM

re: I AM THE MICHAEL PHELPS OF BAD THREADS!!! (mod note: pics of animals driving cars ITT)
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by pelicanpoker (Post 34202384)
this guy is WAY ahead of me

No way bro. Exactly the same

elrey 08-10-2012 02:51 AM

re: I AM THE MICHAEL PHELPS OF BAD THREADS!!! (mod note: pics of animals driving cars ITT)
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by AngryPanda (Post 34203430)
Does a monkey driving a turtle count?

http://4l.glassgorilla.net/monkeyturtle.jpg

free erica :(

dudebroIII 08-10-2012 04:12 AM

re: I AM THE MICHAEL PHELPS OF BAD THREADS!!! (mod note: pics of animals driving cars ITT)
 
that's a grueling routine bro. how do you manage 12,000 calories a day?

500kg 08-10-2012 04:36 AM

re: I AM THE MICHAEL PHELPS OF BAD THREADS!!! (mod note: pics of animals driving cars ITT)
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by AngryPanda (Post 34203430)
Does a monkey driving a turtle count?

http://4l.glassgorilla.net/monkeyturtle.jpg

Buy a vacuum? That carpet is filthy.


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