And to help my 4L brethren get on my level I'm going to take you through my daily routine: wake around 11am and find a decent pair of boxer-briefs. Stumble to the bathroom and take a piss. Then see how much Snus I have left and pop one in. Debate on whether I should make coffee or not. Fire up the laptop and realize I do want coffee, get up make coffee, and find out there's no milk. Dump out coffee and go to the mini-mart. Get back home and open laptop. Go to bbv4l start worse thread of the day.

At about 3:00pm I get something to eat, usually something that's questionable at best from the fridge. Then I check on said, "worse thread of the day." Toss a few replies back and forth and then check the, "Lady flies to Australia with herpes" or w/e it's called thread. See there's still no response from OP. Go on monkey tilt. The rest is pretty hazy but I usually fall asleep around 2am and then rinse and repeat.

And that's how you can become an Olympic level bad thread starter!

Oh no poor guy i sense your threads are getting better. In before new undertitle.

He's retiring too.

temp-banned? what happened to the cadillac of bans?

Im sure he means well

now that would be his 1st error

also, this thread is now about animals driving a car!

This thread is pretty solid. Unfortunately you didn't even get to finals.

I'm sorry OP, better luck next time

I like this kid. Reminds me of a young pelican

plz stay on topic or i'll have to lock this thread up

this guy is WAY ahead of me

Thread title should be renamed to "I AM... temp-banned" imo.

However, I guess mods gonna mod.

ok, one more ot poast itt and imma ban all of you!!!!!!!!!!

Does a monkey driving a turtle count?

more like you are the canadian olympian of thread starting

RIP Reefdawg

Uploaded with ImageShack.us

No way bro. Exactly the same

free erica

that's a grueling routine bro. how do you manage 12,000 calories a day?

Buy a vacuum? That carpet is filthy.