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12-12-2008 , 03:10 PM
any sort of weapon would make a huge amount of difference. For one I imagine it makes you scarier to the lion. Two, it would make more damage than your fist
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12-12-2008 , 03:12 PM
As soon as you hurt it, even a little, it would go berzerker and wade through any number of 170 lb naked men. They are too fast and powerful.
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12-12-2008 , 03:12 PM
these kind of fights were done in ancient Rome.

If they have weapons nets are very important!

if the cage is big the lion is almost invincible without any weapons
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12-12-2008 , 03:40 PM
I feel like a shield would be just as useful as a weapon. Bring about 4 midgets with you, let them run in first, use dead bodies as shields. gg.
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12-12-2008 , 03:53 PM
everyone pee on the lion
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12-12-2008 , 03:58 PM
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Originally Posted by EVaRice
everyone pee on the lion
good idea.
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12-12-2008 , 05:33 PM
1vs1. Go into the lion enclosure in a lioness costume, and wait till he tries to mount you. then SHO-RY-UUUUUUU-KEN!!!!

imo
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12-12-2008 , 05:37 PM
has anyone said bout tree fiddy yet?
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12-12-2008 , 05:37 PM
bout tree fiddy
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12-12-2008 , 05:41 PM
just jerk it really fast and then aim your cum shot in its eyes

only takes 1 guy if he's a porn star
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12-12-2008 , 05:46 PM
fkn easy game just stampede its ass
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12-12-2008 , 05:55 PM
People are underestimating the men. No lion is going to kill 15 or 20 men who are determined to get it. We're too smart, and too cunning. People are the most efficient team hunters in the world. Consider another pack hunter, such as wolves. How many wolves do you think it would take to bring down the lion? Whatever that number is, I would bet that it would take fewer men to do it.

Now some members of the group are going to die, of course, but regardless, the lion is going DOWN.
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12-12-2008 , 05:57 PM
I think the real question is how many Kimbo Slices would it take to kill a lion... I'm going with 7
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12-12-2008 , 06:00 PM
in b4 shamwow
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12-12-2008 , 06:00 PM
Atleast 30 imo
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12-12-2008 , 06:05 PM
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Originally Posted by fekev
in b4 shamwow
hai guise!
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12-12-2008 , 06:09 PM
I don't care how many smart men you have. If they have nothing but a pecker to fight with they are going to get an ass whoopin. BERZERKER LION!!
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12-12-2008 , 06:18 PM
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Originally Posted by ZOMG_RIGGED!
This thread needs less ****** logic
****** logic? if a lion is anything like a tiger, they can only eat a max of 75lbs of meat in a sitting. after that they dont have to eat for up to 4 days(ive been to a zoo ldo). cats in general sleep over half of the day, and male lions sleep over 15 hrs a day so its not like you wouldnt have some time on your hands, especially after he just ate. All it takes is for one guy to be eaten and if the rest of the guys just stay the **** out of the way its pretty damn easy for them to collect the picked off bones later(some of which would already be sharp, but it doesnt take much to break a bone into a point to use as a weapon).

one person could make at least 4 decently sized stakes that would help in killing the lion.

This obviously all goes out the window if we have a rampaging homicidal lion that just kills for fun.
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12-12-2008 , 07:04 PM
I once saw my agri teacher knock a horse unconscious after being bucked off and breaking multiple ribs. The dude just jumped back up and punched the big ass horse right upside the head, bringing it down to the ground.

That being said, a handful of people will probably have to die before the lion is tired enough to be taken offguard by farmer Brown's haymaker.
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12-12-2008 , 07:11 PM
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12-12-2008 , 07:36 PM
Ok about a year or so ago there was a news story where an old man killed a lion barehanded that attacked him. Basically he stuck his arm down the lions throat and grabbed the tongue choking it to death. This was in a couple reputable news organizations unfortunately after a 10 min search on google I could not find the story. So the answer is 1.

Surely someone else saw this in the news a year or 2 ago?
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12-12-2008 , 07:59 PM
i put da chain on da lion

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12-12-2008 , 08:08 PM
how many naked people would it take to kill a shark? obv everyone in the water
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12-12-2008 , 08:10 PM
40 people to kill a lion IMO
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12-12-2008 , 08:26 PM
Chuck Norris could stare it down.

I think it depends on the mentality of people. If they all agree to just attack and die if they have to, then maybe 8. If you just have a random cross of people and some will just try to run away, then 16.

I think this would be a cool experiment to run with our inmates on death row. Could make money selling seats and PPV.
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