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how many naked people would it take to kill a lion? how many naked people would it take to kill a lion?

12-12-2008 , 11:01 AM
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Originally Posted by Dominic
you think you and two other naked and unarmed people, able to plan your strategy beforehand, could KILL A ****ING LION?

Are you insane? I'd put money on a three-legged pit bull vs. 3 naked people, much less a lion.
LOL. its bbv dont take the replies seriously, lol. no one who frequently posts here has any intelligence.
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12-12-2008 , 11:05 AM
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Originally Posted by Jazzy3113
LOL. its bbv dont take the replies seriously, lol. no one who frequently posts here has any intelligence.
THIS IS 4LYFE MOTHERUCKCKER!?!§!
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12-12-2008 , 11:10 AM
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Originally Posted by Jazzy3113
LOL. its bbv dont take the replies seriously, lol. no one who frequently posts here has any intelligence.
no u
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12-12-2008 , 11:14 AM
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Originally Posted by JokersAttack
firstly we never assumed the animal was trained. how many trained fighting lions are there? none.
Trained? It's a natural-born killing machine mother****er!
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12-12-2008 , 11:15 AM
wow Jokers is an expert.
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12-12-2008 , 11:16 AM
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Originally Posted by JokersAttack
well as i said in my previous post a lion isn't going to approach a group of 20 men.

and if the men decide to go kill the lion for whatever reason and form up into a tight and intimidation formation, the lion will probably just walk away from them. by doing this the men could at least back it against some kind of wall before attacking
This is what I'm saying wont happen. The only way the men would kill the lion is if they could hit it all at once as an entire group. The lion simply wont let itself be cornered, as the men will have to keep pretty close together to have a shot, and long before the men push the lion into a corner it will go into panic mode and simply go into ape **** mode, or just run threw the line.
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12-12-2008 , 11:18 AM
yea, naturally born to kill gazelles
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12-12-2008 , 11:23 AM
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Originally Posted by ZOMG_RIGGED!
This is what I'm saying wont happen. The only way the men would kill the lion is if they could hit it all at once as an entire group. The lion simply wont let itself be cornered, as the men will have to keep pretty close together to have a shot, and long before the men push the lion into a corner it will go into panic mode and simply go into ape **** mode, or just run threw the line.
i doubt it's just going to charge though 20 people

and i stick to my point that the lion isn't going to actively engage 20 guys in tight formation

so basically the men would ONLY engage the lion if it looks at though they can get it into some sort of area (corner, against a wall) where they can flank it comfortably and bring their numbers to bear.

if they can't, it would just be a stalemate.

but then the men could attack the lion while it sleeps. the reverse situation wouldn't occur because there could be some sort of sleep rotations so a few people are always on guard to monitor where the lion is.
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12-12-2008 , 11:28 AM
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i doubt it's just going to charge though 20 people

and i stick to my point that the lion isn't going to actively engage 20 guys in tight formation
I agree, we obv have a difference on what you mean here. I maintain that in a gym sized empty room 20 men cant corner a lion and stay "tightly packed." The lion will simply out move them if it wants to.

Once they men spread out into any sort of formation capable of backing the lion into the corner, they are now spread to thin to hold it there
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12-12-2008 , 11:32 AM
just kick it in the balls, then stand around high-fiving each other.
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12-12-2008 , 11:33 AM
a killion

cwidt ?
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12-12-2008 , 11:34 AM
also, if it's in a gym, the lion will have ****-all traction on a polished surface.
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12-12-2008 , 11:39 AM
try hitting the lion with ur sticks
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12-12-2008 , 11:41 AM
I think you are all underestimating the value of lion claws and that whippy back leg motion. It would be like walking into a wood chipper.
I tried to put my cat in a box one time and nearly bled to death.
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12-12-2008 , 11:41 AM
This thread is getting lame now imo
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12-12-2008 , 11:42 AM
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Originally Posted by hyde
I think you are all underestimating the value of lion claws and that whippy back leg motion. It would be like walking into a wood chipper.
I tried to put my cat in a box one time and nearly bled to death.
Are you sure your cat's not a lion in disguise?
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12-12-2008 , 11:49 AM
How about trying to at first 'love' the Lion. "Here cute Lion. Oh, you are so soft and special. You are the most beautiful Lion in the world"

And then 10 men sang lullaby songs and tried to get the Lion to sleep by being very soft and gentle.

Once the Lion is sleeping, all attack at once.
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12-12-2008 , 11:56 AM
Hmm..

We'll you let the first 3 guys go in.. let the lion kill them and eat all the flesh off their bones. Once that is done send in like about 8-10 more to pick up the large leg / arm bones / skulls to use as weapons and beat the **** out of it.
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12-12-2008 , 11:58 AM
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Originally Posted by deepfield
Hmm..

We'll you let the first 3 guys go in.. let the lion kill them and eat all the flesh off their bones. Once that is done send in like about 8-10 more to pick up the large leg / arm bones / skulls to use as weapons and beat the **** out of it.
hmmmm.....

how about we make the same lame joke that was already made 15 times in the thread?
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12-12-2008 , 12:03 PM
zero - let the ****er starve
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12-12-2008 , 12:04 PM
2.

one guy distracts the lion, the other sneeks up behind and WHAMMO! suprise buttsecks. Lion dies of embarrassment.

amirite?
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12-12-2008 , 12:06 PM
This is easy... all you gotta do is wait till the first few people die... then use their bones as weapons!!!
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12-12-2008 , 12:48 PM
man i want to see this happen!!
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12-12-2008 , 01:05 PM
how big are the mens penises?
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12-12-2008 , 01:13 PM
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assign 1-2 men to solely help out the wounded
ok heres the situation: you're naked, and you see someone with a huge gash in their leg.
aside from leading them in prayer theres really not much you can do. you don't even have a shirt to make a bandage.
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use their bones as weapons
ok a muscular leg is not a good weapon, to remove the bone it would take a lot of effort, but more importantly, time.
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the remaining few people attacking it headon should try to avoid getting bitten/clawed to buy time for the guys to actually inflict internal injuries and take out its mobility. if they get a chance they should try to gouge it using any sticks or long objects they can find or their fingers.
sticks? long objects? no. if this is outside there would be rocks, but this is in a big empty area. also: inflict internal injuries? how to you intend to go about that?
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and i stick to my point that the lion isn't going to actively engage 20 guys in tight formation
if its cornered its not just going to sit there. It will know it has to strike.

I don't know about the whole "well its not a trained lion" argument about fighting. If you watched the video, this is pretty much what a 550 pound lion does: run at you at 40 MPH and bite your face off. seriously. that speed and weight is enough to knock down 20 people in tight formation, then the lion would just go at it. they're "trained" by instinct.

the main problem is that its too hard to injure the lion. eyes yes, but even a blind lion could destroy 5 people. touch it and you die. And you're not going to be able to get in a good gouge due to its ability to turn its head away with extreme strength

also I'll specify that the area they're fighting on is made of rubber: the lion will have traction.
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