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how many naked people would it take to kill a lion? how many naked people would it take to kill a lion?

12-12-2008 , 09:24 AM
the difference is it's assumed that the people are rational and know they have to kill the lion to survive

lions are not rational, they are animals

in the times of the romans they had to specially train and torment lions to get them to attack humans in the colosseum. they don't just instinctively attack large groups of humans.
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12-12-2008 , 09:29 AM
That is not the point JA, you said it yourself it has to be one ****ed up lion.

Would this question do well as an opener?
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12-12-2008 , 09:30 AM
30 people.

1. sacrifice two to the lion, he wont be able to eat and would then get sluggish.
2. use said dead peoples bones as weapons
3. ???
4. Profit

if you have no weapons i would think that you would need like 50 people
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12-12-2008 , 09:33 AM
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That is not the point JA, you said it yourself it has to be one ****ed up lion.

Would this question do well as an opener?
yea but people here are assuming that the people are going to be ****ting themselves and not fight in a formation using tactics

if you are going to assume the lion is specially trained then you can at least assume the people not tards
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12-12-2008 , 10:12 AM
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Originally Posted by Mayo
Lions cannot be killed by humans.
FU sir, ghost in the darkness should have taught you better (those were man eaters too ffs)
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12-12-2008 , 10:18 AM
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Originally Posted by Speel Posher
30 people.

1. sacrifice two to the lion, he wont be able to eat and would then get sluggish.
2. use said dead peoples bones as weapons
3. ???
4. Profit

if you have no weapons i would think that you would need like 50 people
This thread needs less ****** logic
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12-12-2008 , 10:19 AM
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Originally Posted by JokersAttack
yea but people here are assuming that the people are going to be ****ting themselves and not fight in a formation using tactics

if you are going to assume the lion is specially trained then you can at least assume the people not tards
Well yeah the conditions haven't really been negotiated.

- 1 ****ed up lion
- 20 200 lbs, not pussy men

Discuss.
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12-12-2008 , 10:26 AM
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Originally Posted by JokersAttack
yea but people here are assuming that the people are going to be ****ting themselves and not fight in a formation using tactics

if you are going to assume the lion is specially trained then you can at least assume the people not tards
This is the assumption the thread needs to be based on. If you're dealing with the OP's restrictions this fight is taking place in an enclosed area, and I think even a wild lion would realize it cant escape. Any animal once it realizes its cornered is going to go ****ing ape ****. I think if you say the animal is special trained to be a fighting lion you're going to need a lot more people than 20.

Its like fighting a guy on a horse. Sure you can stand there and trade swords swings with and your at a huge disadvantage but if the guy on the horse is smart he'd never stop to fight you. He'd just ride you the **** over. If its a trained lion you dont train it to stop and fight you. You train it to just ride you the **** over and swing its claws as it goes through.

The basic argument for your idea is that 20 healthy people can tackle a healthy lion. Because you're not going to get more than maybe 2 tries and then you have have at least a handful of either mauled men, or people fighting much this than 100%. Men will also tire a lot quicker than a lion.
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12-12-2008 , 10:27 AM
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Originally Posted by Malfunction
Well yeah the conditions haven't really been negotiated.

- 1 ****ed up lion
- 20 200 lbs, not pussy men

Discuss.
Op already said men are 5'10" 170 lbs
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12-12-2008 , 10:29 AM
pleased to give me the answer already im dying from anticipation

Last edited by lowercasecaps; 12-12-2008 at 10:30 AM. Reason: jfk (Just ****ing with you)
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12-12-2008 , 10:29 AM
I don't know how many people it would take but my strategy would be to have the group of guys, and say there are 15 guys, the group kills 3 of their own. Doing this, you can dismember the bodies, and everyone gets an arm or a leg from the dead men to use as a club. [3 dead x 4 limbs per = 12 clubs yo (BlAHHH *like the count from sesame street)]. Then I think you could use the torso's as bait, and the heads as flying projectiles. Or you could even use the torso's as like a shield. I think it could work.
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12-12-2008 , 10:31 AM
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Originally Posted by HollywoodMatt
I don't know how many people it would take but my strategy would be to have the group of guys, and say there are 15 guys, the group kills 3 of their own. Doing this, you can dismember the bodies, and everyone gets an arm or a leg from the dead men to use as a club. [3 dead x 4 limbs per = 12 clubs yo (BlAHHH *like the count from sesame street)]. Then I think you could use the torso's as bait, and the heads as flying projectiles. Or you could even use the torso's as like a shield. I think it could work.
Wount work. Takes too long. Humans are ****ing hard to rip apart.
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12-12-2008 , 10:39 AM
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Originally Posted by lowercasecaps
Wount work. Takes too long. Humans are ****ing hard to rip apart.
chainsaws ldo
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12-12-2008 , 10:40 AM
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Originally Posted by equalsfour?
chainsaws ldo
You're not allowed to bring tools, now are you?
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12-12-2008 , 10:40 AM
where do unarmed naked men hide a chainsaw?
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12-12-2008 , 10:41 AM
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Originally Posted by ZOMG_RIGGED!
where do unarmed naked men hide a chainsaw?
anally ldo
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12-12-2008 , 10:41 AM
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Originally Posted by ZOMG_RIGGED!
where do unarmed naked men hide a chainsaw?
In the butt.
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12-12-2008 , 10:43 AM
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Originally Posted by lowercasecaps
In the butt.
too slow imo
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12-12-2008 , 10:44 AM
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Originally Posted by ZOMG_RIGGED!
too slow imo
Can't argue with that!
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12-12-2008 , 10:50 AM
i would just kick it in the face . ez game
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12-12-2008 , 10:52 AM
Laughing out Loud. Can't troubadour how annoying you are.
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12-12-2008 , 10:52 AM
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Well yeah the conditions haven't really been negotiated.

- 1 ****ed up lion
- 20 200 lbs, not pussy men

Discuss.
-20 men advance in a tight formation, assign 1-2 men to solely help out the wounded. this would bolster morale and confidence and stop the spread of panic, as people would attack the lion believing they will be pulled out if wounded

- when the lion is cornered, charge it headon but have the majority of the people drift around to attack its sides. punches and kicks should be focused on its lower abdomen and knees. the remaining few people attacking it headon should try to avoid getting bitten/clawed to buy time for the guys to actually inflict internal injuries and take out its mobility. if they get a chance they should try to gouge it using any sticks or long objects they can find or their fingers.

the guys attacking it head on will incur the majority of the pain and a couple will definitely get seriously injured, maybe even die. by then though, the lion would be in severely injured and once it is down it will be overcome within seconds by kicks and punches.
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12-12-2008 , 10:54 AM
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- when the lion is cornered
Why would a lion allow this to happen? Even if it wont attack its going to keep moving and not back into a corner. The faster the people move the less effectively they stay firmly together.
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12-12-2008 , 10:56 AM
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Originally Posted by ZOMG_RIGGED!
This is the assumption the thread needs to be based on. If you're dealing with the OP's restrictions this fight is taking place in an enclosed area, and I think even a wild lion would realize it cant escape. Any animal once it realizes its cornered is going to go ****ing ape ****. I think if you say the animal is special trained to be a fighting lion you're going to need a lot more people than 20.

Its like fighting a guy on a horse. Sure you can stand there and trade swords swings with and your at a huge disadvantage but if the guy on the horse is smart he'd never stop to fight you. He'd just ride you the **** over. If its a trained lion you dont train it to stop and fight you. You train it to just ride you the **** over and swing its claws as it goes through.

The basic argument for your idea is that 20 healthy people can tackle a healthy lion. Because you're not going to get more than maybe 2 tries and then you have have at least a handful of either mauled men, or people fighting much this than 100%. Men will also tire a lot quicker than a lion.
firstly we never assumed the animal was trained. how many trained fighting lions are there? none.

if you want to assume that the lions are trained to be especially savage and accustomed to hunting/killing humans, then I'd probably need more than 20, but not many.

If you are assuming a regular lion out of africa though, 20 is fine.

and as for your point about being cornered, this isn't necessarily that true. i'm not assuming it's a small space. if it's in a tiny room, then yea, the lion will probably attack. but if it's a large area, the lion will most likely stay away and not even approach the men. if the men approach it, it will obviously defend itself, but why would they?
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12-12-2008 , 10:58 AM
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Originally Posted by ZOMG_RIGGED!
Why would a lion allow this to happen? Even if it wont attack its going to keep moving and not back into a corner. The faster the people move the less effectively they stay firmly together.
well as i said in my previous post a lion isn't going to approach a group of 20 men.

and if the men decide to go kill the lion for whatever reason and form up into a tight and intimidating formation, the lion will probably just walk away from them. by doing this the men could at least back it against some kind of wall before attacking

Last edited by JokersAttack; 12-12-2008 at 11:27 AM. Reason: intimidation = intimidating
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