about 2x half the naked people imo

I could kill a lion naked...if the lion was 10 seconds old HAHA I WIN!

Suck on the loop holes bitches.

damn lions are ****ing huge.

id say 100 people.

i have an anatolian shepherd dog as my pet, he weighs about 135 lbs, and has his balls out, but im pretty sure it would take at least 10 people to kill him with their bare hands. maybe 20.

lol just kick in the face ffs

You'd have to bite it probably. Lots of nibbling and general nipping.

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Huh?

well firstly, a lion wouldn't attack a large group of men

humans aren't it's natural prey and it would actually be intimidated

but anyway, assuming that it's crazed or drugged or something or is just some ****ed up lion, then I'd say it would take alot of people. At least 20. You have to remember that if everyone charged the lion and started wailing on it, it would go down pretty quickly. The best bet would be to go for it's legs and eyes I'd guess. It would take a few people down, but getting bitten or clawed won't necessarily instantly kill or even maim a guy.

The reason why you need 20 people though isn't for force, it's for morale. If you have 10 guys charge in and everyone sees the lion take a huge chunk out of some guy, they will crap themselves and kind of hesitate. Then they will get ****ed.

People that think 100+ are way off.

i wish he had balls still

idk its a pretty big area. it might be too hard to corner + pin the lion with only 20 guys. the paws are bigger than a mans head ffs

I recently spend an entire night discussing the question how many nine year olds each of us could successfully fight. Exact same discussion but more realistic imo.

yea but if the 20 guys stick together and don't spread out, i think the lion would get rolled

it would be a better scenario if it was a tiger

tigers own lions

they are like double the size

man idk if the lion gets a running start 20 guys would look like bowling pins. they might not die instantly but theres no way they are gonna be able to tackle the lion.

This is the flaw in your plan, every single guy would crap himself from pure fear. A lion is so ****ing huge and scary.

Unless it was like 20 DeMarcus Wares, AMIRITE??

well obv he can tackle anything

20 people to take down a lion? no ****ing way. Even if you could somehow convince 20 naked men to all bull rush a lion at the same ****ing time theres no way you'd be able to tackle him. The lion would be so much stronger that it'd be like the worst game of Red Rover ever. A where on each pas a few of your guys werent getting back into the game.

Seriously, a lion swiping his paws would be like me going into a crowd and swinging a tennis racket, but instead of bruises the people would get maimed.

I'm not an expert on lion claws but I imagine it has to be at least as bad as being cut badly with several knives at the same time. Anything more than a glancing hit to the face, belly, arms, or legs and even if it wouldnt kill you immediately you're going to be in no condition to tackle a lion anymore

It may only take about 20 people to kill the lion once you're able to get a hold of him, but its going to take a lot more than that to tire him out first

i seriously think you guys overestimate the capacity of a lion to commit to trying to take on 20 people at once

as long as the people fight together and don't scatter in all directions, the lion will take out 4-5 max imo before it get's disoriented by getting its eyes gouged and then battered into submission

A lion isn't going to just attack someone one by one either. He's not just going to run out and immediately kill everything in sight. You could serve the weakest people up as bait and let the lion eat them. After take the bones from the dead people AND **** HIM UP. If you get some suicidal people amongst your ranks they can volunteer to eye gouge and jam the bones down his throat. 6 people as dead bait+ 20 people more to suicide rush= I think you can pull it off with 25-30 range.

I will take more people than you can fit into the room.

The irony is that this is exactly yhe amount it takes to kill it.
Put so many in the room that there is no room for anyone to breath including the Lion. Mission accomplished.

If you're going to assume that you can convince 20+ naked men to kill a lion with their bare hands, then its only fair that you assume the lion isnt going to give in to the same.

My point is that you have zero chance at poking a lions eye until its already exhausted. If the lion keeps moving the people have zero chance to win. Its faster, stronger, and the people will get tired a lot faster.

This is a very interesting discussion and i will surely bring this up next time i'm drinking.