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Old 12-12-2008, 01:34 AM   #1
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how many naked people would it take to kill a lion?

I'll say my answer in a little bit I want to see what you guys think first

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Old 12-12-2008, 01:36 AM   #2
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Re: how many naked people would it take to kill a lion?

unarmed? doesnt matter amirite?
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Old 12-12-2008, 01:37 AM   #3
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Re: how many naked people would it take to kill a lion?

do we get to communicate and plan a strategy going in? if so 2 or 3 if not like 10 b/c everyones gonna run
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Old 12-12-2008, 01:44 AM   #4
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Re: how many naked people would it take to kill a lion?

ok well they're locked in a room thats like 4 raquetball courts big, plastic barrier between. They're told they're about to fight a lion in 2 minutes. They're all 5'10" and 170 pounds decent in-shape men. nobody cowers. The lion must be dead before they are released. Merely disabling the lion is insufficient.

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Old 12-12-2008, 01:45 AM   #5
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Re: how many naked people would it take to kill a lion?

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do we get to communicate and plan a strategy going in? if so 2 or 3 if not like 10 b/c everyones gonna run
you think you and two other naked and unarmed people, able to plan your strategy beforehand, could KILL A ****ING LION?

Are you insane? I'd put money on a three-legged pit bull vs. 3 naked people, much less a lion.

Assuming an average group of people who aren't all MMA fighters, I'd say you're going to need at least 15-20 poeple to even overwhelm and pin the lion down. Maybe more. You're naked with no protection - one bite or swat of razor sharp claws and you're incapacitated or dead.

Hell, I bet you'd need 30 people.
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Old 12-12-2008, 01:47 AM   #6
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Re: how many naked people would it take to kill a lion?

Lions cannot be killed by humans.
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Old 12-12-2008, 01:48 AM   #7
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Re: how many naked people would it take to kill a lion?

more like "how many naked people would it take to feed a lion?" AMIRITE?!?!?!?
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Old 12-12-2008, 01:48 AM   #8
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Re: how many naked people would it take to kill a lion?

how the hell would u even kill a lion with your bare hands?

like i guess you'd have to sufficate the thing or choke it to death which means getting awfully effing close to the teeth/claws
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Old 12-12-2008, 01:53 AM   #9
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Lions cannot be killed by humans.
that's what my friend thinks also. I'm starting to also think that: that lions are invincible
(like the lion would need to completely tire out and die from being punched and kicked perpetually, but it could kill 75+ people before that IMO

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Old 12-12-2008, 01:54 AM   #10
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Re: how many naked people would it take to kill a lion?

lol i love this thread. imagining all of these scenarios is great. im pretty sure even if you had 100 people just like jumping up and down on his head, it would take a while for him to die.. lol
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Old 12-12-2008, 01:58 AM   #11
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Re: how many naked people would it take to kill a lion?

eyeballs is obv the way to do it, but even to do that like 10 people would have to die before u could reach them
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Old 12-12-2008, 01:59 AM   #12
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Re: how many naked people would it take to kill a lion?

this has been done.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n-Zer79EZW0
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Old 12-12-2008, 02:02 AM   #13
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Re: how many naked people would it take to kill a lion?

just freaking watch the first video. you will **** your pants.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0CNgwZgoKFc

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iUnJNxZWE1M
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Old 12-12-2008, 02:04 AM   #14
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Re: how many naked people would it take to kill a lion?

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do we get to communicate and plan a strategy going in? if so 2 or 3 if not like 10 b/c everyones gonna run
2 or 3? r u out of ur mind? id say like .. 40.. tbh i dont think even 40 ppl could kill a lion.. it would take selfless sacrifice of ppl running in and piling on it which i doubt anyone would have the guts to do so the lion would jus t**** everyone up individually as the ppl ran around trying to get away . maybe like, 100 ppl


this reminds me of my friend who genuinely had an argument with me saying he wouldnt be killed by a lion because he "would just kick it in the face" and it tilted me so hard arguing with him
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Old 12-12-2008, 02:56 AM   #15
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this reminds me of my friend who genuinely had an argument with me saying he wouldnt be killed by a lion because he "would just kick it in the face" and it tilted me so hard arguing with him
Was your friend Chuck Norris or Jet Li? Otherwise hahahahahaha nice friend.
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